Doggie Emails

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Emails

1) christmas
2) stick
3) drama
4) date
5) girlfriend

Inbox

Dear Doggie,
Have you been neutered?
-Bell

doogle.
Do you know any kitties like oreo the kittie?

diggy

Dear doggie,

Dear Doggie,
How come in The Dark Knight, Gordon says it's
official Gotham Police policy to arrest Batman
on sight, but they have the Batsign up and running?
Was this line not in there? or is this is
a genuine plot hole
Inquisitively,
Zeljan

Dear Mr. Doggie,
Will you consider joining the squad?
The Policedogs

Dear Doggie,
12

Dearest doggie,
We regret to inform you that in the year 2012,
the world will be ending and moving on to the next cycle.
This of course, will kill all of you and your loved ones.
This is not a dumb hoax.
-The Society of Retards

Yo Doggie.
I was just thinking. What chunes do you like to crank?
Hip hop, straight up ganster rap or what?
Write me back brah.
D-shaur

DOGGIE
I THINK THAT KITTIE MIGHT BE A SPY HIRED BY JOSHUA
HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU THIS BUT I KNEW I HAD TO TELL YOU
JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE OKAY I WOULD BE TERRIBLY UPSET
IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU
LATER,

SHADOW SCYTHE ON THE INSIDE YES

Hey Doggie.
You're the cutest dog ever.
Wanna swing by my house after work to play my new Xbox?
Maybe we can play some Team Fortress.
See you at my house,

Froggie

Hey Doggie.
THAT SCARY :WELL: EMOTE
IS A HITMAN, HE IS TRYING TO TAKE

You Ou.........

aaaahh doggie
i fear this might be my last email
people are coming to kill my forest and turn us
into a thing called 'paper'
please help!

loggie

Allo doggie!
I just wanted to know.
Are you gonna clobber Bob Barker?
'Cause if you haven't, it would be a great way to kill boredom!
Up, gotta go. Mah friend needs me.

Homestar D. tiger

woof woof
arf woof woof arf rruff arf?
taco guy

oh also

this is his picture