Doggie Emails/drama

{Cut to a beautiful man with long, flowing hair, bearing a lamb in his arms. He is surrounded by a wonderful landscape of clouds.}

BEAUTIFUL MAN: Hello, {pets the lamb} I am your narrator of sorts. Today, this edition of "doggie email" will feature a noticeable amount of drama.

{JCM pops up through one of the clouds}

JCM: Did someone say drama?

NARRATOR: Oh, JCM. {chuckles} When will you learn?

JCM: Someday, Mr. Narrator. {shrugs and looks at the camera, while a "WEH WEHHHHHHHH" sounds effect plays}

NARRATOR: {as JCM exits the scenery} So long for now, young JCM. Well, without further ado, I give you...doggie email.

{The crowd applauds as the introduction for doggie email plays. Cut to doggie writing in his journal}

Dear journal,
I really can't describe how I'm feeling.
It's just rather stressing on a young doggie
to have...you know, such a beautiful

{After a chill runs up his spine, instinct kicks in as doggie looks over his shoulder. Kittie is standing there.}

KITTIE: {inquisitively, motioning toward the journal} Meow, purr.

DOGGIE: {flabbergasted, he is unable to speak. He notices her catlike eyes for a brief moment. He tries to even stammer or stutter, but cannot, as he is too dumbfounded.}

KITTIE: {becoming a bit annoyed at doggie not communicating like they used to} Meow, purr.

DOGGIE: {looks down at his paws and gulps. He is frustrated that he cannot thoroughly express himself.}

KITTIE: {Her voice, slowly rising from a low, almost sultry voice, increasing into a more angered voice. Noticing his troubled appearance, her voice lowers back into a sympathetic tone.} Meow, purr.

DOGGIE: {he opens his mouth slowly, as if to say that he needs to be alone. Kittie cuts him off.}

KITTIE: {as if to say that she understands, giving a reassuring nod} Meow, purr. {Kittie walks out}

THECHEESE: {offscreen} NachoMan!

{Doggie turns his head, wondering why TheCheese yelled}

NACHOMAN: {offscreen} Stop yelling at me!

{TheCheese and NachoMan run onscreen, yelling at each other.}

THECHEESE: Look. I know you stole my girlfriend.

NACHOMAN: Dude, we're just friends. I promise you, it's cool.

THECHEESE: No, no, I don't even want to hear it. I helped you from getting evicted, man. {Tears begin to well up in TheCheese's eyes} I took you into my home, man! {he chokes up for a moment} I'm sorry...I just...care about you. I want you to understand that.

NACHOMAN: {taken aback} Look...Cheese. We didn't do anything. But, I'll respect your wishes and won't talk to her anymore. Can you forgive me?

THECHEESE: {fighting back the wall of tears behind his eyes} Of course. Can you forgive me?

NACHOMAN: I already have. {TheCheese and NachoMan stare into each others eyes for a moment. TheCheese looks away and blushes slightly. NachoMan glances away quickly.}

THECHEESE: Well, thank you. {TheCheese and NachoMan share an embrace.}

DOGGIE: {walking over, he begins to open his mouth to say that he appreciated both of them. He is cut off by TheCheese as he is noticed through tear-filled eyes.}

THECHEESE: Oh. Doggie. Sorry you had to see me and NachoMan fight.

NACHOMAN: Yeah. No dog should ever have to see that.

{Doggie gives a small nod.}

THECHEESE: Well, I'm gonna go talk to Bluebry. He needs a friend right now.

NACHOMAN: {understanding and sympathetically} Okay. Send him my love.

{Dinoshaur walks in carrying with him a poster of Jenny Corset McJiggles and places his bawls firmly on her face.}

DINOSHAUR: Ungh! Mah bawls in yo face!

{TheCheese walks off as the scene fades to black.}

{Cut to Bluebry's room. Bluebry is sitting on the bed, body curled in such a way as to exclude the entire world. TheCheese is lending a comforting hand on his shoulder.}

THECHEESE: {seriously, looking into his eyes} Bluebry, I'm going to help you through this.

BLUEBRY: But you weren't there, man. I saw some things.

THECHEESE: All I know is that I care about you.

BLUEBRY: {thinks for a moment, then smirks} Thanks, man. I needed that. {TheCheese and Bluebry look at each other for a moment and at last, after what seems like an eternity, they hug.}

THECHEESE: {after a brief moment of silence} Well...now what?

{TheCheese's and Bluebry's legs fly up as they fall back onto the bed flailing}

THECHEESE: What was that?

BLUEBRY: I don't know.

{Doggie appears from under the bed, smiling his trademark smile.}

THECHEESE AND BLUEBRY: {approvingly} Doggie.

{The scene fades to black. Cut to doggie writing in his journal. The activities of the day have him a bit floored, so he only writes, unable to speak.}

Well, these events have really done a number
on me. There's always some drama at this house.
But, we all love each other, and that is why
we always pull through it. I suppose it's time to
check some another email from my adoring fans.
(I have an influx of emails as I had a cameo as the Joker
in the new Batman movie).

{Doggie walks over to his computer and types in "Doggiemail.exe" and the email pops up shortly:

dear doggie
arf
another doggie

DOGGIE: {Reads the email silently. He scans it again, to make sure that he read it right. Doggie's eyes widen, and he looks at the screen in horror.}

NACHOMAN: {walking in} Hey, doggie. Checking email? {NachoMan throws doggie a bone, but it simply falls to the floor unnoticed} Let me...see what you have there. {He reads the email} Oh...doggie. {sympathetically} Do you think that it really is...

DOGGIE: {tearing up, unable to speak, he nods}

NACHOMAN: ...Your real father.

{The screen fades to black. "To Be Continued..." appears.}