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Ben and Alex visit The United States of America

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HOWDY THERE PARTNER

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AMERICA IS THE BEST

50 STATES

SO LITTLE TIME

WHAT WACKY HIJINKS WILL OCCUR??

For real

Sexy Girl Wooer and Professional Wrestler Ben "Stro "you're a fuck" Hersh" Schlanker and his tiny canuckistani buddy Alex "Lex" Lexington Tim Hortons III go on a round trip around all 50 states of America, doing all sorts of awesome things and getting to all sorts of crazy hijinks, meeting new and exciting people!

Prologue

Ben and Alex were chilling out, maxing, relaxing out acting all cool until one day they found a genie trapped inside a Irn Bru can. When the genie was released, he gave the two three wishes. The first two wishes were for another can of Irn Bru and that the volume of the TV be turned down a wee bit as it were too loud.

The third wish was an all around trip to America!

The genie nodded his head and snapped his fingers. Soon, Ben and Alex found themselves in the Gatwick Airport with all expenses paid to go to every single state in the entire United States. They both knew from that moment that their adventure was about to begin.

THE STATES

  1. Alabama
  2. Alaska
  3. Arizona
  4. Arkansas
  5. California
  6. Colorado
  7. Connecticut
  8. Delaware
  9. Florida
  10. Georgia
  11. Hawaii
  12. Idaho
  13. Illinois
  14. Indiana
  15. Iowa
  16. Kansas
  17. Kentucky
  18. Louisiana
  19. Maine
  20. Maryland
  21. Massachusetts
  22. Michigan
  23. Minnesota
  24. Mississippi
  25. Missouri
  26. Montana
  27. Nebraska
  28. Nevada
  29. New Hampshire
  30. New Jersey
  31. New Mexico
  32. New York
  33. North Carolina
  34. North Dakota
  35. Ohio
  36. Oklahoma
  37. Oregon
  38. Pennsylvania
  39. Rhode Island
  40. South Carolina
  41. South Dakota
  42. Tennessee
  43. Texas
  44. Utah
  45. Vermont
  46. Virginia
  47. Washington
  48. West Virginia
  49. Wisconsin
  50. Wyoming
  51. FINAL EPISODE: D.C.

DO YOU WANNA BE IN THIS???

SIGN UP HERE WITH YOUR STATE AND WE'LL BE SURE TO VISIT YOU WHILE WE'RE THERE

  • Remolay - Michigan
  • Sirrus - CALI
  • TVB (TheValentineBros) - VIVA NEVADA!
  • Dane - you fucking know where i live
  • Bellstrom - north carolina