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You are in the Residential Area of Wiki City. This is where everyone can get a house!

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Houses

• Ryan's House - The blue party fox's pad, left untouched in 3 years!
• Lemon's House - This is a bowling alley and a dojo, dusted up and covered in several body fluids.
• Maloa's House - Just walk in and find out. Upon walking in, you will see the charred remains of multiple expensive paintings.
• Sephiroth's House - a 30 Story Skyscraper, completely abandoned. Most artifacts found seem to be expensive and unrealistic.
• Captcha's House - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A 1,000,000 STORY SKYSCRAPER RECENTLY BURNED TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
• Marissa's House - An unpleasent crackhouse. Rival to the meth lab down the street.
• Bell, Sarah, and Yog's House - Just an average house. Bell used to live here, until he moved to Japan. Upon moving to japan, the room has not been touched in 4 years. Cobwebs hang from everywhere that is not coated in dust. All that is left of the tenants are their skeletal remains. Bell's body has been repeatedly vandalized over the years. His body has been moved into very suggestive positions, his protective helmet has been smashed, and he has been shat upon more than once.
• Raiku, Raggon, and Raggonix's House - A mansion that has been burned to the ground by arsonists. Its ruins have been coated in spray paint.
• Meg's House - A horribly-smelling beach house, even though there is no beach around the ghetto. Multiple things seem to have died in there.
• Patrick and Iori's House - A rather repulsive house.
• Conchris' House - A formally nice house, however, a hole has been burned through the ground with acid.
• Ninjaduck's House - A dusty old "bachelor's pad", with a rather unfinished basement.
• Tahu and Porygon's House - The Random Pad, home of many drugs and dead hookers.
• Badstar's House - Badstar's mansion. Today, only the skeletal remains of Badstar and His brother Homestrong are there.
• Stan's New House - An underground complex with cracked warp pipes reprogrammed to lead to many whorehouses. NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
• Man-o-man's House - Teh coolest house on the block! and the only house on the block
• Joseph's House - Formally a treehouse, now the charred remains of a treehouse.
• K-Chu's House - A very large mansion, vandalized and victim of many drive-by shootings.
• Homestar tiger's house - A simple bamboo hut, feasted upon by starving, mutated kids, with a hammock being squatted on by a homeless person and a bonsai tree, turned into a toilet tree.
• Robbie's House - Just a normal house. Also the only remaining house on the street.
• Meth Lab - Just a normal house. Totally.

Chat

RYAN: I'm gonna turn my house into a party pad!

MALOA: {wlaks in} I might as well get a house! {looks around} Um... how do I get one?

LEMON: I'm turning my house into a bowling place!

SEPHIROTH: A House? Hecks no. A Skyscraper? It's a personal quality of mine to have one. I ALWAYS HAVE A SKYSCRAPER!

{Im a bell walks in with Sarah and Yog}

IM A BELL: Hmm... Where's our old house... Ah! There it is! Yog, you can stay with us, but here might be some noise.

YOG: What do you-Oh.

MARISSA: I gotta get a place to stay!

PATRICK: {walks in} Is this where you get a place or something?

RAGGON: Yep.

PATRICK: Wind Man? What are you doing here?

RAGGON: I'm not wind-man! I am Raggon!

PATRICK: Heh. Raggon. That's a weird word. So, do people make a house for you or do you make your place by yourself?

RAGGON: You make it.

PATRICK: Ah, that's cool.

KIRBYCHU HR'D:I need a house. {finds a mansion and moves in} This'll do!

{Stan walks from the burning remains of his house, charred slightly.}

STAN: Done. And. Done. No more of those damn kids ruining my everything!

{in the ashes, marissa begins grabbing paint. maloa is on fire, eating marshmallows}

ROBBIE: My house is boring. I might as well make a second one!