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HOMESTRONG: Wow bro, you call this a mansion? This place sucks!

BADSTAR: You do realize I hate you, right?

{Im a bell, Sarah, and Yog walk in}

IM A BELL: Hey, Badstar. I haven't seen you in a while. Who's this?

MARISSA: {walks in with a soda cup} I don't think I can get a soda refill here, can I?

BADSTAR: This is my brother... Homestrong. Would you mind killing him for me? Please?

HOMESTRONG: Oh, come on! I'm not that bad, you big baby!

BADSTAR: Oh, real mature! Just because you were created first...

{The two start arguing loudly}

MARISSA: {yeling so loud, im a bell's bell snaps in half, the windows break, and every one jumps into the air, in a surprised position} QUIEEEEEEEEET! {speaking normally} Thank you.

PATRICK: {comes in, speaking angrily} Okay, who shouted the glass off of my PT Spyder?!?!

BADSTAR AND HOMESTRONG: {Glaring at each other} ...I hate you.

MARISSA: {points at homestrong} He broke it!

HOMESTRONG: What!? No I did-

BADSTAR: Yes. Yes he did.

IM A BELL:{bell halves fall to the ground revealing his Cthulhu-like face and lack of arms. Sarah lungs at him and starts making out with him}

YOG: ...This is getting progresssively more and more disturbing. {to Badtar} ...Anyways, so, you're Bell's friend, are you? I'm Bell's brother, Yog Sothoth Bellstrom. Nice to meet you.

PATRICK: {to Homestrong} Okay, so how will you be paying for the glass?

BADSTAR: Nice to meet you to, sir! I heard you're a lawyer. I am too!

HOMESTRONG: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!

PATRICK: Well, it did sound like a girl screaming...

MARISSA: {sarcastically} Right. {normally} I can't hit a note higher than a high b.

PATRICK: Yep, that's the same voice I heard that screamed. So, how will you pay for the glass?

MARISSA: Zilch dollars.

PATRICK: Pay or else I'll get Iori to steal all of the cheese in your house.

MARISSA: ...I hate cheese. Also... {puts a dvd in the player. it shows homestrong hitting the not. marissa smiles smugly}

PATRICK: That's obviously a picture of his head on your head.

MARISSA: I'd sooner do the watusi then fake a video.

{The tape suddenly jumps to a video of Marissa doing th Watusi.}

MARISSA: One second. {dials maloas cell phone number}

MALOA: {on the other line} Hello?

{marissa blows a foghorn into the cell phone.}

MARISSA: Get to badstars house. Now. {closes her phone}

PATRICK: Pay up! I can't get new glass if you don't!

IORI: {comes in} Don't you have enough money yourself, Pat?

PATRICK: ...

MALOA: {walks in} What is it?

MARISSA: No! {swats maloa with a flyswatter} No video faking! {swats him twice} No oreo's for you! {kicks him in the chin a few times. maloa then whines like a dog, and crawls off} Now, what were you saying?

PATRICK: Uh... I don't have enough money, Iori!

IORI: Yeah you do! Don't you have like, 1 million- {Patrick covers Iori's mouth}

PATRICK: {to Marissa} Ok, I'll let you off with a warning. Please don't do it again. {leaves with Iori}

MARISSA: Yay! Anyways, how else can I get an excuse to hurt maloa?

PATRICK: {from a distance} I heard that!

MARISSA: I know!

YOG: ...How did you know I'm a lawyer?

BADSTAR: I saw the latest episode of Records Of Bell.

YOG: Oh. Of course.

IM A BELL:{gets up, a new bell forms upon his head} Sorry about that, Badstar. That was my wife. Have you met her?

{A sign is in Badstar's place that says, "In an important trial. Will return later.}