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Homestar tiger's Bamboo hut is very simple. A nice atmosphere with simple furniture. His hammock room is to the left and his knapsack is hanging on the coat rack, along with extra buzzer caps. His kitchen is made of modern materials.
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MALOA: {walks in, a few galsses of water balanced on his hand, both behind his back} Hey, homestar! Can you help me out?
HOMESTAR TIGER: Sure! What? {Grabs a few glasses of water}
MALOA: I kind of need to get these out of my hands.
HOMESTAR TIGER: Where do I put them?
MALOA: I dunno. Somewhere not on my hands.
{Homestar tiger puts the glasses of water on a shelf.}
MALOA: Thanks!
HOMESTAR TIGER: No problem.
MALOA: Now, to go lock marissa in the basement. {leaves}
SOMEONE: Knock knock!
HOMESTAR TIGER: {Sitting on couch, reading Moby Dick.} Come in.
{That person comes in. He is Iori.}
IORI: Hey, Homestar tiger! Long time, no... Uh, what's the thing you do with your eyes?
HOMESTAR TIGER: Hey! Iori! Dude! Haven't seen you in ages! And what thing are you referring to?
IORI: I don't remember.
HOMESTAR TIGER: {Sniffs} Why do I smell cheese?
IORI: Huh? Oh, I got a cheesewheel because I got hungry.
HOMESTAR TIGER: Oh. By the way, have you ever played Portal?
IORI: No, but I've heard lots of stuff about it.
HOMESTAR TIGER: Okay. And just a warning: STAY OUT OF MY KNAPSACK.
IORI: Let me guess: It has a portal in it, or the game Portal... What's in there?
HOMESTAR TIGER: A secret. Now no touchy!
SEPHIROTH: Me! {Opens the Napsack.}
{SNAP!}
{Mousetrap}
IORI: Whoa, it's a good thing I didn't fall for that.
HOMESTAR TIGER: There really is something in there.
IORI: Ooo, what is it?
HOMESTAR TIGER: My personal composition book. {Races towards knapsack}
IORI: Meh, it's just a book.
HOMESTAR TIGER: {Crashed through wall} With writing and sketches in it.
SEPHIROTH: YOW!!!! Grr!! {Takes the mousetrap off, and walks towards Iori. He opens it, then makes the mousetrap snap at his nose.} There.
IORI: Owwwww!!! Why me??? What did I ever do to you???
HOMESTAR TIGER: Can you guys shut up and get me out from the wall?
IORI: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!!!!
HOMESTAR TIGER: Okay then. I'm just going to fall asleep then.
IORI: {Takes the mousetrap off and throws it at Sephiroth. Iori gets H*T out from the wall.}
HOMESTAR TIGER: Thank you. {Walks to the hammock room.}
FENRI: {puts on one of the buzzer caps} Ooh.
MALOA: {enters. his eyes are now black} Hey, homestar! {waves at fenri}
HOMESTAR TIGER: {Coming out of hammock room} Hello, hello, I'd like my hat back.
HOMESTAR TIGER: ...Actually, you know what? {smiling} You can have it!
