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A simple room with a hammock sitting in the corner. An end table is to the side and a dresser is on the other side of the room, next to the door. A bookshelf is to the right, and the bathroom entry is by that.

Transcript

{Homestar tiger is napping in the hammock.}

{marissa and maloa sneak in. at the same time, they break a window, band a bass drum, hit s symbols, honk a car horn and0 let off a car alarm with a set of keys, and marissa screeches loudly}

MALOA: {loudly} HELLO!

HOMESTAR TIGER: {Startled} WAAUUUGGHHH!!! {Falls out of hammock and crashes through the floor, wrecking it.}

MARISSA: Five points! {writes something on a score sheet}

{Homestar tiger climbs out of the hole and marches up to Marissa, and picks her up by her collar.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: {Angrily} Have fun fixing the hole in my floor. And I want it EXACTLY how I had it.

MARISSA: Nope! {kicks homestar tiger in the chest, causing him to fall back into the hole. marissa and maloa leave}

HOMESTAR TIGER: I worked hard on this house. Could you at least HELP?

MALOA: {climbs through the window} Don't worry. I'll help. I just do that so she doesn't try to drown me or something. {takes outsome wood, begins working on the floor}

{Homestar tiger gets out some bamboo and starts patching the hole. In about 10 minutes, they are done.}

{Homestar tiger climbs back into his hammock and falls back asleep.}