The Havershams

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Introduction

The Havershams happen to be your everyday, respectable family, living in 1950's America. They live a happy and normal life, in a happy and normal neighbourhood. But don't let that convince you that their life is boring, because it certainly isn't! Join the happy family, where we can all watch and laugh at their hilarious hijinks!

Characters

• Ronald Haversham - The man of the house. Ronald Haversham is a 42 years old, and he was born and raised on Kansas Farmland. He is a strict, but caring father, and he works full-time as a pharmacist at the local pharmacy. He is an honest to god American citizen, and he would do anything for his beautiful country.

• Dorothy Haversham - The woman of the house. Dorothy Haversham is a 39 year-old housewife. She has been happily married to Ronald for 20 years. She does all the cooking and cleaning around the house, and takes special care of the home, so her husband is pleased. When the kids are at school, and her husband's at work, she likes to gossip with the neighbours.

• Benji Schlanker Haversham - Ronald and Dorothy's 10 year-old son. An avid Lincoln Parking fan, and a little sperging nugget as well. He just loves to drive his family nuts with his crazy antics! But deep inside, he means well. Gosh! What a family!

• Nancy Haversham - Ronald and Dorothy's 16 year-old daughter. She's interested in fashion and politics, and takes a very liberal view on things. She is incredibly studious, and a supporter of woman's rights. She loves her parents, yet they embarrass her sometimes. She is a fan of the up-and-coming "rock and roll" music culture, something that her parents do not approve of at all.

• Skipper - He's a dog.

• Other Characters

Episodes

1. Swingin' the Jinx Away - Ronald decides to fool Dorothy into thinking she's won a new home furnishings contest. But the joke backfires when Dorothy sells all their furniture.
2. Dorothy the Moocher - When Dorothy buys a new sofa and coffee table without Ronald's permission, he says she'll have to pay for it out of her allowance. To save money, Dorothy attempts to make her own clothes and gives herself a home perm.
3. Keepin' Out of Mischief Now - When Ronald enters a TV "Home Movies" contest for the chance of winning $2000, Dorothy is inspired to make her own movies. Disaster strikes when Ronald accidentally sends her footage to the station instead of his own.
4. Swingin' on a Star - Upset by their husband's constant competition, Dorothy and Betty leave for a weekend in Miami, where they encounter none other than Marlon Brando.
5. Atomic Nightmare - While their wives are away on a relaxing weekend off, Ronald and Hideki compete in a gardening contest, only for disaster to strike.
6. Return to Sender - The boys get a newspaper delivery job to earn money for a bicycle.
7. Sukiyaki - Ronald witnesses a mugging and does not want to appear as a witness. During questioning, he makes up a story about Asian gangsters doing the deed, resulting in a visit to Ronald's house by a pair of men Ronald believes to be from the Yakuza. Ronald and Hideki work together to clear up a big misunderstanding.
8. You Hit Me Like an Atomic Bomb - Ronald is hospitalized for chronic back pain, and makes great friends with his roommate. He is in for quite a shock when he gets to meet him in person. He's gay. Will that change their new relationship?
9. If I Didn't Care - The Kawashimas have a row, and Dorothy makes an attempt to patch up their marriage. However, she finds out that it isn't their marriage that's in trouble, but her own. Dorothy tries to get Ronald to be romantic on their 25th anniversary, which they observe with a sojourn to Chicago, Illinois.
10. Uranium Rock - Hideki Kawashima wants to run for a local council seat, but none of his neighbors will sign the petition to get him onto the ballot unless Ronald first signs, necessitating an unlikely agreement between the two.
11. Pistol Packin' Mama - One of Dorothy's wacky relatives – her elderly mother Ethel – pays the Havershams a visit ... and stays and stays and stays, much to Ronald's chagrin.
12. My Eyes Adored You - Max is teased by his classmates when they believe he has a girlfriend.