(even if you aren't vegan)
The Havershams/eps/2
SUMMARY
Raonny get more than was bargained for
transcript
{cut to a camera angle showcasing the outside of the house. then cut to inside the house. Benji and Skipper are watching an episode of Behind the Music on Led Zeppelin, 1920's jazz band. Skipper is playing pocket billiards. Ronny walks through the door}
SKIPPER: Hey pops.
RON: Heya, skips.
{ronny takes his sunglasses off, puts his skateboard down, pops the collar of his leather jacket, and turns his cap forwards. he then proceeds to pull out an alto saxophone and play the theme song, "Mamma Mia" by Taylor Swift whilst ascending for the second time. Ronny is now Satan. Ronny now has a cocaine addciction. Ronny's cocaine problem is getting bad. Ronny is beginning to think he's high and mighty. Skipper had her first period. Ronny is now. Praise the lord and savior muhammet. The theme song ends.]
BENJIMIN: Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous
Days Same Earth Rotation.
Practicing Evil ONEness - Upon Earth Of Quadrants.
Evil Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother – She Left Belly B. Signature.
Every Priest Has Ma Sign
But Lies To Honor Queers.
Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) bible
time. Lie that corrupts earth
you educated stupid fools.
Belly-Button Logic Works.
When Do Teenagers Die? Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,
No Record Of Their Death. Father Son Image, Not Gods. Every Man Born Of Woman.
{the audience RORARS IN APPLAUSE AS THE GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL AGAINST THE PATRIOTS EVERYONE IS HAPPY EXCEPT FOR RON WHO IS FUCKING PISSED OFF RON TAKES A COFFEE TABLE AND THROWS IT AND HE STARTS BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE NO ONE IS PLEASED RON'S COCAINE ADDICTION IS TOO BAD HE NEEDS REHAB IT COSTS LOTS OF MONEY THE FAMILY'S HOMELESS THEY LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE RON GETS ARRESTED NO ONE ELSE IN THE FAMILY CAN WORK DOROTHY IS WHORING HER BODY OUT FOR MONEY THEY CRY AROUND A FIRE EVERY NIGHT DORTHY AND RAN ARE GETTING DEIVORCED NO ONE IS HAPPY EVERY ONE IS SAD}
{LAUGH TRACK}
{THE EPISODE ENDS}