The Havershams/eps/1

Summary

Ronny gets more than he bargained for.

Transcript

{cut to a camera angle showcasing the outside of the house. then cut to inside the house. Benji and Skipper are watching an episode of Behind the Music on Led Zeppelin, 1920's jazz band. Skipper is playing pocket billiards. Ronny walks through the door}

SKIPPER: Hey pops.

RON: Heya, skips.

{ronny takes his sunglasses off, puts his skateboard down, pops the collar of his leather jacket, and turns his cap forwards. he then proceeds to pull out an alto saxophone and play the theme song, "Mamma Mia" by Demi Lovato whilst ascending for the first time. Ronny is now a demigoddess. Ronny is now distant from his family. Ronny's drinking problem is taking a turn for the worse. Ronny will now come home hours late from work. Skipper's english has improved. Ronny is now a demigoddess. A new character is introduced, John C. Mayor, the Mayor of the town. John C. Mayot is god. John C. Mayor has been knighted by the queen of scottland herslef and John C mAYOR is now a muslim prophet of the lord and savoir muhammet. The theme song ends.]

SKIPPER: Chinese government officials, since the June 6 press conference, have insisted that no one died in the Square. Deng Xiaoping, in his June 9 speech, asked rhetorically, "We shall see, what kind of people are the PLA soldiers? Was Tiananmen Square washed in blood? Who had shed blood? Once we clarify this question, we will have the initiative. While visiting the United States in 1996, Chi Haotian, the general who oversaw the martial operations insisted that no one died in the Square.

{laugh track. laugh track continues for 2 minutes. screams are beginning to be heard. blood falls onto the camera lens. it is wiped off by the directioner. love you}

BENJI: Impressive skip. Here's a doggy bone skip. You want dog bomne skip

{benji takes hout his lincoln parking briefcase and takes out a lincoln parking dog biscuit and lincoln parking silverware and lincolnd parking fine china and serves it to skipper. the big mamam wialkds into the room and she si sdissapoined in skipper.}

DORTHI:" SKIPPwePREppP no one died in china man square skipper

Skiper: Chinese government officials, since the June 6 press conference, have insisted that no one died in the Square. Deng Xiaoping, in his June 9 speech, asked rhetorically, "We shall see, what kind of people are the PLA soldiers? Was Tiananmen Square washed in blood? Who had shed blood? Once we clarify this question, we will have the initiative. While visiting the United States in 1996, Chi Haotian, the general who oversaw the martial operations insisted that no one died in the Square.

{laugh track. laugh track continues for 2 minutes. screams are beginning to be heard. blood falls onto the camera lens. it is wiped off by the directioner. love you}

BENJI: Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real

There's something inside me That pulls beneath the surface Consuming, confusing This lack of self control I fear, is never ending

Controlling, I can't seem To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that it's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before, so insecure

Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting, reacting (Distracting) Against my will

I stand beside my own reflection (My own reflection) It's haunting, how I can't seem (Haunting) To find myself again

My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that it's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before, so, insecure

Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing, confusing what is real

(There's something inside me That pulls beneath the surface, confusing) Confusing what is real (This lack of self control I fear, is never ending, controlling) Controlling what is real

Read more: Linkin Park - Crawling Lyrics | MetroLyrics

{LAUGH TRACK}}}}

Nancy Havaham} There is a misconception that Kennedy made a risible error by saying Ich bin ein Berliner (emphasis added): the claim is made that Kennedy referred to himself not as a "citizen of Berlin" but as a "jelly doughnut", known in Berlin as a "Pfannkuchen" ("pancake") but as "Berliner" [8][9] in the north and west and as "Krapfen" in the south of Germany and in Austria. Kennedy should, supposedly, have said Ich bin Berliner to mean "I am a person from Berlin", and so adding the indefinite article ein to his statement implied he was a non-human Berliner, thus, "I am a jelly doughnut heil hitler west burin heil hitter world whore 2 was inside job like 911 u ever notice that 9/11 and 911 is the number you call inside job".[10] However, while the indefinite article ein is omitted when speaking of an individual's profession or residence, it is still necessary when speaking in a figurative sense as Kennedy did. Since the President was not literally from Berlin but only declaring his solidarity with its citizens, "Ich bin ein Berliner" was not only correct, but the only way to express what the President wanted to say.[10]

{applause. person is heard aoughing. people talking in the background.}

Ronnald: Where's dorthy im gonna beat the shit out of her

{Dorthy is washing the dishes}

Ron: Fuck you dorthy we won the contest

Dortothy: Ron i sold all our furnature

Ron: Fuck

{Skipper is eating his dog bone and buries it in the carpet. Laugh track and "awwwwwwwww"}

RON: Skipper get me a fuckinb beer you cunt

{laugh track and "awwwwwwwwwwww"}

{ronny has a drinking problem. credits roll. still frames from the episode are shown. no one died in chinaman square}