(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/belt
prequel
CHAOS: the miniseries
DINOSHAUR: You sir are the belt buckle.
THE BELT BUCKLE: Allow me to make things a little more comfortable.
{The Belt Buckle tightens itself around Dinoshaur's waist.
With force.
CHAOS: HE'LL BE TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL BELTS
Soon the pressure is too much and Dinoshaur's manhood becomes more defined under his trousers.}
DINOSHAUR: {In a wishful tone} Oh my personal Jesus, save me and my bawlz.
{Dinoshaur's personal Jesus descends.}
DINOSHAUR'S PERSONAL JESUS: Dinoshaur your boot is now The Magical Boot.
CHAOS: Dinoshaur your plot point is now the Awful Plot Point.
DINOSHAUR: Thank you, personal Jesus.
DINOSHAUR'S PERSONAL JESUS: Welcome brah.
CHAOS: man this personal jesus is freaking COOL i bet he has a beanbag chair and a pair of pants that came torn
DINOSHAUR: You get the boot!
{Dinoshaur kicks himself in he bawlz.
With force.
The Belt Buckle is defeated but Dinoshaur loses conscience.
CHAOS: And he could never tell right from wrong again. Which is surprisingly accurate.
3 years later Dinoshaur awakens and Madness is on the wireless. Suggs leads Dinoshaur to believe he is in Egypt. But Dinoshaur is not.}
CHAOS: the WUW is for intense plot twists and making friends
DINOSHAUR: I am in Egypt? On the banks by the river Nile? But it appears I am in Malone. Magic boot teleport me elsewhere!
CHAOS: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
{The Magic Boot travels Dinoshaur to the tippy top of a castle in November.}
CHAOS: And the duke was in the parlor with the milkmaid in June.
DINOSHAUR: Where am I?
{The Red Rumbleman arrives on the scene.}
CHAOS: But Homestar, we don't have originality on MY planet, a rumble.
CHAOS: is he communist too
DINOSHAUR: It appears I will have to versus you!
CHAOS: It appears you will have to uses improper grammar!
CHAOS: Sometimes two fanstuffs is two fanstuffs too many {raiku}
