(even if you aren't vegan)
Dinoshaur versus the belt buckle
prequel
DINOSHAUR: You sir are the belt buckle.
THE BELT BUCKLE: Allow me to make things a little more comfortable.
{The Belt Buckle tightens itself around Dinoshaur's waist.
With force.
Soon the pressure is too much and Dinoshaur's manhood becomes more defined under his trousers.}
DINOSHAUR: {In a wishful tone} Oh my personal Jesus, save me and my bawlz.
{Dinoshaur's personal Jesus descends.}
DINOSHAUR'S PERSONAL JESUS: Dinoshaur your boot is now The Magical Boot.
DINOSHAUR: Thank you, personal Jesus.
DINOSHAUR'S PERSONAL JESUS: Welcome brah.
DINOSHAUR: You get the boot!
{Dinoshaur kicks himself in he bawlz.
With force.
The Belt Buckle is defeated but Dinoshaur loses conscience. 3 years later Dinoshaur awakens and Madness is on the wireless. Suggs leads Dinoshaur to believe he is in Egypt. But Dinoshaur is not.}
DINOSHAUR: I am in Egypt? On the banks by the river Nile? But it appears I am in Malone. Magic boot teleport me elsewhere!
{The Magic Boot travels Dinoshaur to the tippy top of a castle in November.}
DINOSHAUR: Where am I?
{The Red Rumbleman arrives on the scene.}
DINOSHAUR: It appears I will have to versus you!
