(even if you aren't vegan)
Dinoshaur vs. the red rumbleman
hoo hah
DINOSHAUR: The Red Rumbleman!
THE RED RUMBLEMAN: Less no rumble more yes rumble.
DINOSHAUR: It looks like I have no choice!
{Dinoshaur takes out a pistol and loads bullets with pictures of Elvis Presley and Elvis Costello on them}}
THE RED RUMBLEMAN: Are you going to shoot that gun?
DINOSHAUR: Nose!
{Dinoshaur runs at The Red Rumbleman and pistol whips that mofo}
THE RED RUMBLEMAN: My one weakness!
DINOSHAUR: I believe you have two weaknesses, good sir.
{Dinoshaur walks over to The Red Rumbleman, delivers a bullet through his head, then begins humping the face of The Red Rumbleman}
DINOSHAUR: Mah bawlz in yo face. Mah bawlz, in yo face. Mah bawlz in, yo face.
WHISPERY VOICE: {Whispering} Now you shall see my true form.
A KITTEN: Meow meow purr.
DINOSHAUR: A kitten. Allow me to care for it and call it chips.
A KITTEN: I am the real The Red Rumbleman!
DINOSHAUR: A moral dilemma.
Dinoshaur thought long and hard as he teabagged the corpse of the first The Red Rumbleman. If he cared and nurtured the kitten it would grow up to be a fine Kittie. If he gave it the boot, the kitten would never grow to be a potential badd dawg. Dinoshaur had an idea.
DINOSHAUR: You get the boot!
{Dinoshaur gives the kitten the boot}
DINOSHAUR: Now magic boot travel me back in time!
{The boot travels Dinoshaur back in time. Dinoshaur met the Princess and gave her the boot.}
THE PRINCESS: But Dinoshaur you've probably caused a paradox or something!
{The kitten falls from the sky and into the Princess's face. The kitten is crushed. Before immediately burying the body, Dinoshaur checked the Princess's underwear for poops and giggles. They have written that Dinoshaur is the heir to the throne. Dinoshaur then gets jiggy with it. Afterwards he gives the proof to the guard and the guard gives Dinoshaur the tiara. Dinoshaur is pleased.}
I have the throne and the kitten and the curse of the boot is gone. Hoorah.
the end
