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RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Records of Bell
Contents
Host Segment 1
{The cast is on the theater floor, asleep.}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: {offscreen} Oh, great. They conked out barely over an episode through.
{Assistant walks in and slaps Chwoka around a bit.}
ASSISTANT: Wake up, you!
CHWOKA: {wakes up} Huh what?
{Dr. Brainfreeze walks onscreen}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Did we say you could fall asleep?
CHWOKA: Did you say we couldn't?
ASSISTANT: {to Dr. Brainfreeze} Did we?
DR. BRAINFREEZE: We did.
ASSISTANT: Well we did get them to fall asleep, so maybe that-
DR. BRAINFREEZE: No, you fool! How are we supposed to rule a world filled with sleeping people!
ASSISTANT: Pretty easil-
BLUEBRY: {waking up} Shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!
SKULLB: {wakes up, yawns} I taste blood and tears.
DR. BRAINFREEZE: It's become clear that the last fanstuff was a bit too... harsh?
SKULLB: I feel like a part of me is missing.
DR. BRAINFREEZE: So, instead of prolonging the torture, we're bringing you another fiction by Im a bell!
SKULLB: Oh, the irony!
CHWOKA: That's not ironic at a-
SKULLB: Shut up, I'm tired.
ASSISTANT: This time around, we've got a series starring the great characters of the Bellverse!
SKULLB: Oh, Christ-
ASSISTANT: Follow their wacky adventures in Japan and other places!
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Hm! Yes, it's fitting, in a way.
SKULLB: Why would you do this to us again?
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Why not? I'm an awful, awful person! I do this kind of thing to people who aren't evil!
ASSISTANT: That's what villains do!
SKULLB: Oh, God, then just get it over with.
DR. BRAINFREEZE: We shall!
{The evil pair leave}
CHWOKA: Wait, don't we get a breakfas-
ASSISTANT: {offscreen} EVIL!
{end segment}
MOVIE
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CHWOKA: From left to right: Skullbuggy, A Flasher, Goku, Anatomically-Incorrect Female, Angry(?) Samurai, Skullbuggy.
SKULLB: Those are some handsome robots. That could just be me talking, but...
News
- I have a case of writer's block! If you have any episode suggestions, please tell me on the talk page!
CHWOKA: Bell and friends get run through a woodchipper!
SKULLB: Don Skull explodes!
SKULLB: Woah now, Bluebry, that's a bit farfetched, don't you think?
BLUEBRY: Sarah turns out to be a man!
CHWOKA: Ducks peck out Tracy's eyes!
BLUEBRY: Bell develops a sense of humor!
Information
- All episode names are written like proverbs that loosely relate to the episode itself. Don't count on an episode title foreshadowing anything.
CHWOKA: I don't really see any of them as proverbs - too specific. Aside from Episode 1, that is.
- Seasons have six episodes each, like the British comedy Black Adder.
- All season names are Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention album titles
BLUEBRY: ...Couldn't you have used, like, something with artistic merit?
that seem to relate to the seasons themselves(but don't). I will explain the titles, for you may not understand the puns
- Season 1; Bell meets three new friends. They have a lot in common with him.
- Season 2; The entire season takes place on a cruise liner.
BLUEBRY: Gimmicks
- Season 3; Bell and co move to Japan, which is much more advanced.
BLUEBRY: Gimmicks
- Season 4; Nothing changes. AT ALL.
BLUEBRY: Good!
SKULLB: Something about this is good? No way.
- Season 5; This is the third time the cast had to change where they are currently living.
BLUEBRY: Gimmicks again.
- Any birthday special is open to the public, but I can and will kick out any guests I want, if they are considered ruining the party. (read: All of Raiku & Zoo's characters)
SKULLB: So it's not your characters that have god mode constantly on. No, it's some kid and a Pokemon. Okay, sure.
Episodes
CHWOKA: Doesn't seem like a very good proverb to me.
Season 1: The Perfect Stranger
SKULLB: In which Bell loses his animes and kills a man
bbb2. Episode 2: When Trashing A Robot, Remember To Destroy It Completely
bbb3. Episode 3: When Dating, Don't Say You Live With Your Mom
bbb4. Episode 4: Never Wikipedia Your Opponent. All The Info Will Be Removed Because Of No Notability
bbb5. Episode 5: It's Best to Get Demon Possessions Checked Out Ahead of Time
bbb6. Episode 6: Never Bring Embarrassments On Cruises With You
Season 2: Cruisin' With Ruben & The Jets
- Episode 7: Always Retroactively Retcon All Retcons
- Episode 8: Never Battle The Dead Or The Immortal, Because Either Way You Can't Kill Them
- Episode 9: Old Concepts Never Die, They Just Disappear
- Episode 10: Always Make Sure Godmodding Enemies Can't Come Back
- Episode 11: Never Let A Weak-Hearted "Collins" Read About His Ancestry
- Episode 12: Never End A Relationship With A Clingy Girlfriend In A Knife Shop
Host Segement 2
Season 3: Ahead Of Their Time
- Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring
- Episode 14: Always Check And Make Sure You Have No Rivals Living There Before You Move
- Episode 15: No Matter How Many Times You Deny It, His Power Level Is Always Over 9000
- Episode 16: Never Postpone A Purge Lest There Be A Riot
- Episode 17: Do Not Keep Feral Forms Of Yourself In The House
MFT3K Special: The Records of Bell Comic!
Season 4: You Are What You Is
- Episode 19: Never Leave Your Power Suit At Home When Battling Game Enemies
- Episode 20: Never Get Writer's Block and Stay Home
- Episode 21: Don't Make Obvious "Fast and Furious" Parodies Lest They End In Shame
- Episode 22: Soundboards Make the Dumbest of Jokes Seem Like Comedy Gold
- Episode 23: Maybe I'm the One Who is a Schizophrenic Psycho/Never Try To Talk To Your Own Soul. He's a Total Prick
- Episode 24: Always Bring A Game Guide With You
Season 5: Civilization Phase III
- Episode 25: When Making Secondary Main Character-Based Episodes, Choose Them Carefully
- Episode 26: Never Get A Popup Blocker Named "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE."
- Episode 27: Never Buy Your Wife "Super Football Bros." For Christmas
- Episode 28: Confusing RPG, The Genre, With RPG, The Weapon, Can Get You Imprisoned
Host Segement 4
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