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Hey it's been a while since the Choom actually did something productive hasn't it.

NOXIGAR: Is this a question or not?

CHARACTER USAGE AND RIGHTS

Character	Usage
every choom	every other choom
eric	not even eric

NOXIGAR: The details are that blunt. Really?

EPISODES

Season 1

1. Gentrification — A new coffee shop has opened up, signalling

NOXIGAR: signaling

the first steps of gentrification.

{Noxigar looks up the word "gentrification" on dictionary.com, then goes ahead and gives this the thumbs-up}

NOID is upset about this.

1. Lesbian — A lesbian couple moves in next to the chooms. Uncomfortable feelings abound.

NOXIGAR: Homophobic jokes are not funny.
EVER.

NOID is upset about this. In a sideplot, Skub goes to the gym.

1. Blind — Dinoshaur blinds Chwoka through mettle of his sheer awesome.

NOXIGAR: Read: His unwarranted self-importance.

Chwoka makes a reference to an 80s song, then later is revealed, thorugh blindness, to be incredibly racist.

NOXIGAR: And a whiny little peach.

NOID is upset about this.

NOXIGAR: Who wouldn't be upset if their friend was racist?

OTHER

• Alternate "Lesbians"

NOXIGAR: ...really? We need to make part of an episode "alternate"?