RiffText/ChoomWikihood/2

Summary

A lesbian couple moves upstairs from The Choom Gang. Skub goes to the gym.

Transcript

{Noid moves upstairs from the Choom Gang}

NOXIGAR: 'Kay, the synopsis already said why, or else I'd be very confused right now.

SKUB: Huff-a-puff! I am goin' a-to the gym! {Skub hops up from the couch and boogies on over to the gym}

NOXIGAR: boogies on over? What is this, the mid-80's?

FREE WEIGHTS: Hello, Mr. Skub!

SKUB: Hello, free weights!

FREE WEIGHTS: A fine day for a-liftin', eh sir?

SKUB: A fine day indeed, my boys.

{Skub begins to lift the first weight}

SKUB: Rub-a-dub-dub, I'm the liftin'-est Skub!

FREE WEIGHTS: Lift us next!

SKUB: Why, sure! Just...

{beat}

SKUB: WEIGHT a second!

FREE WEIGHTS: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Skub you card!

NOXIGAR: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Comma, you card!

SKUB: Thank you, free weights! I- Wait a second. This isn't right at all.

{The scene fades. Open to a scene of Skub in a padded cell. He is rubbing his feces on a wall while making airplane noises}

SKUB: Brrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!

DR. ROSKOVICH: There's no help for him. Let's go.

{Mrs. Skub runs away from the one-way window sobbing}

NOXIGAR: Oh, I see. Let's pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. Gee, I'm sure Skub could use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now.