(even if you aren't vegan)
Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Homoon emails
Opening Comments
NACHOMAN: So what's part two?
CHWOKA: Homoon emails!
{The theater falls silent.}
NACHOMAN: I have literally no idea who Homoon is.
CHWOKA: You know! ...Homoon!
{Pause.}
CHWOKA: I don't really know either. But that doesn't matter now! What really matters here is Homoon emails.
SKUB: You know, I don't really know who wrote I Want To Play A Game, either.
CHWOKA: Some guy named Kricitt.
BLUEBRY: boost mobile
CHWOKA: Homoon emails is the first thing that was originally from the HRFWiki we've riffed in a while! Everybody excited?
NACHOMAN: no
BLUEBRY: no GOD
{Skub is quietly crying.}
CHWOKA: Good! Then let's get to riffing I guess!
Homoon emails
SKUB: homo on homo off
BLUEBRY: look skub it's not just a thing you can turn on and off at will alright it's not a choice
SKUB: That's not what the pastor told me.
BLUEBRY: yeah well he's a fuckin homo
My emails
CHWOKA: And we're just jumping right into it. No introductory flavor text, no scroll-button raps, heck, not even an inbox! I like this guy. No-nonsense.
BLUEBRY: no no no chwoka don't you see? minimalism
SKUB: See? Even his blockquote is gray and depressing. Minimalism!CHWOKA: Already off to a great start.SKUB: And as soon as it sparked, the literary flame of Homoon emails went out in the wind with nary a flicker.
Closing Comments
SKUB: This one was also stupid.
CHWOKA: Goddammit, Skub! You're supposed to be the one who's always angry as shit at everything!
SKUB: Sometimes I don't wanna be ANGRY
CHWOKA: But that's all you're good for!
SKUB: I'm good at... at other things, though!
CHWOKA: You're good at being tremendous.
{Skub cries tears and also Cornish game hens.}
