Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Homoon emails/Pie

HOMOON: Oh I got the email you got the email I got the email you got the email

STRONG BAD: Hey thats my line!

CHWOKA: What?
SKUB: It's special guest celebrity Strong Bad!
{Skub presses a button on his seat. It plays an applause track as Skub slowly weeps.}

{Strong Bad Punches Homoon}

NACHOMAN: wow this is starting off pretty damn brutal
SKUB: {imitating Strong Bad} "HOLY CRAP, BITE-A DE CURB"

HOMOON: OW!

HOMOON: oh well I might as well cheack my email.

NACHOMAN: That's not a typo, that's how Homoon would talk after having a few of his teeth knocked out.
SKUB: {imitation Strong Bad emails} OHHH, A-THE CHEACK

{Homoon types in open gmail.exe}

CHWOKA: gmail.exe
CHWOKA: GMAIL.EXE
SKUB: Computer, start internet.
SKUB: Computer, hack internet.

Dear Homoon,

Do you like pie?

NACHOMAN: It's all downhill from here.

Because i do!
With super duper love:
A Dog

CHWOKA: A typing dog?!! This is too silly!
SKUB: I wonder what he looks like

HOMOON: Um...ok this is a weird email

NACHOMAN: "Pie? That's a little TOO random for my tastes!!!"

but i'll answer it anyway.

BLUEBRY: take one for the team

HOMOON: {Typing} Well Dog,

CHWOKA: damn, homoon is a thugg
SKUB: "my nigga let me tell you about pies"

you see the only pie I haven't tried is choclate pie

BLUEBRY: only in america!
SKUB: Don't talk shit about chocolate pudding pie. That's heavenly.
CHWOKA: All food is heavenly to you, fat fatty asshole!
SKUB: Heh, keep calling me fat. Your insults feed me!
CHWOKA: !!!

and I think I will only like that kind of pie, okay!

CHWOKA: so just GET OFF MY CASE ALREADY GOD

HOMOON: I'm going to a pie shop

NACHOMAN: Thanks for letting us know!

{Homoon gets up and goes to Strong Sad's Pie Shop

CHWOKA: It stands to reason Strong Sad has a pie shop, because he's the fat one.
SKUB: It's true! I have my own franchise!
{Skub holds up a flier for "Skub's Steamy Wet Pie" and quietly weeps.}

STRONG SAD: Hello and welcome to Strong Sad's Pie Shop of Sadness.

CHWOKA: ouch
BLUEBRY: "The pies are made with my tears, literally."

Would you like a pie of saddness?

CHWOKA: "Nope. Bye."

HOMOON: Yes, I would like a choclate pie of saddness ok.

CHWOKA: just stop ASKING ABOUT IT OKAY leaVE ME ALONE
SKUB: Let's Eating Pie The Sadness OK!!!

STRONG SAD: Ok.

CHWOKA: That's it, from now on I'm taking a tip from the Homoon playbook and end all my riffs with "ok."
SKUB: So basically the "Oh hi Mark" of MFT3K?
CHWOKA: Skub, fucking shut up about The Room or I'll piss all over your butt.
CHWOKA: Which is
CHWOKA: Which is a valid threat.

{Homoon gives Strong Sad 10 bucks}

STRONG SAD: Ok, here's your pie and have a grey day.

NACHOMAN: {Strong Sad hands Homoon a pie tin filled to the brim with the physical manifestation of pure agony, appearing to the human eye as an image so horrifying it is said to drive one's own soul to madness.}
SKUB: {And as Homoon stares into the abyssal sadness pie, the pie stares back at it, completing the circle of human suffering and anguish ok.}

HOMOON: Ok, see ya around

CHWOKA: GET IT 'CAUSE HE'S FAT ok

STRONG SAD: Look in the Cliff

SKUB: SPOOK CLIFF

Hanging Department.

HOMOON: Ok!

{Homoon leaves the pie shop

CHWOKA: . He was never seen again ok.}

and goes to Strong Bad's Basement}

HOMOON: Hi Homestar, Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Strong Mad!

MARZIPAN: Hi Homoon!

SKUB: "Can you please untie us?"
NACHOMAN: "I'll untie you after i finish my pie ok"

HOMOON: Hi Marzi!

NACHOMAN: {as Homestar} NIGGAW DON'T TAWK TO MY BITCH LIKE THAT
SKUB: I didn't know Homestar was a slaver.
NACHOMAN: I HEARD SCWEAMIN' AND, BUWW-WHIPS CWACKIN AND,

HOMOON: Strong Bad Will you cut this choclate pie please?

BLUEBRY: "my parents don't allow me near knives :("
SKUB: "i have to wear this helmet so i don't hurt myself"

STRONG BAD: Sure!

CHWOKA: Strong Bad is oddly helpful today. Probably just had sex. Ok?
SKUB: Chwoka can we please, please keep these characters celibate? It'd save me a lot of inner turmoil.

{Strong Bad cuts out one big piece of pie for him and a small one for everbody

CHWOKA: 'ERRBODY ok

else}

HOMOON: Hey, no fair Strong Bad!

{The gang shares a hearty laugh and then begin to wrestle over the last bottle of cyanide pills.}

{The Pop-up pops up and says "click here to email homoon"}

Easter eggs

• Click on the pie at the end to see what Strong Sad did after Homoon left.

{Pan to the cliff were Strong Sad is hanging}

STRONG SAD: No one cares anyway.

BLUEBRY: this got gritty fast
SKUB: don't do it strong sad
SKUB: life is for living