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Latest revision as of 10:47, 11 August 2016
WILL BE FORMATTED LATER
A new character has been added.
LIGHTNING GUY: We don't have enough of those.
Chwoka:Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart.He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people.
MR. CLOUD: And that's the only reason he lives in his own house! Because SSX didn't take him in! Whatever he or anyone else tells you is a damn lie!
SSXMail 23: Someone New, Conspiracies, Super Bowl XXXIX, and Cliffhangers Together at Last
LIGHTNING GUY: Hear that?NOXIGAR: No.We're about to witness a piece of history.
LIGHTNING GUY: Your perception of time disturbs me.
MR. CLOUD: Super Bowl XXXIX? More like prehistory.
SSX takes a wald down the street.
MR. CLOUD: JUST TAKIN MAHSELF A WALD DOWN DA STREET
It's a walk,
MR. CLOUD: WALD
even if he's floating 2 inches off the ground. He finds a yard with no house in it. As soon as SSX walks onto it, a house somehow rises from the ground, and launches SSX all the way back to his house with a large thud. After a couple of minutes, the doorbell rings.
SSX opens the door, to find Shadow Sonic X.
SSX: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!1onetwothreefourfive!1!!!!!1111
LIGHTNING GUY:
NOXIGAR: There are honest times where I wish talking in .gif images on this Hell-site was ever funny.
SSX passes out,
MR. CLOUD: That poor little girl just couldn't handle it.
and Shadow Sonic X is revealed to be SSX's neighbor, Chwoka.
{Chwoka is then revealed to be SSX's lowlife bully, Haterade.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Ain't I a stinker?
NOXIGAR: No, just insufferable.
2 hours later...
SSX wakes up.
SSX: You're gonna die, Shadow Sonic X!
SSX Punches Chwoka
LIGHTNING GUY: Who, by the way, was just standing there for the last 2 hours. Nothing unreasonable there.
as hard as he can, and Chwoka falls down the stairs to SSX's house, ending on the cement driveway. He slowly gets back to the door.
SSX: Sorry about that. I'm SSX.
Chwoka: I'm Chwoka.
MR. CLOUD: And don't worry the fact that you just slugged me across the street! It could have happened to anybody!
SSX: Hey, Choka-wa. Wait, I should check my email.
LIGHTNING GUY: I'd ask you if you were alright and everything, but I'm too busy not caring.
a>run_SSX_Mail.exe
Dear Super Sonic X,
Where does the paper come from, did Gir implant a printer on top of your computer or something?
Signed, Chwoka
a>Well, Chuhhwookacuh, it's all a secret.
MR. CLOUD: Yeah, that'll work.
And, I probably should stop the camera from zooming in on the secret, since it's right above me.
In a room above SSX, millions of little men are forced
LIGHTNING GUY: By an invisible hand
to take letter stamps, paste them on a paper, carry them to a paper dropper, put the paper in, and walk a mile to the drop paper button.
Little man: I don't think I'm gonna make it!
Other little man: I'm gonna fall apart if I have to go that button again!
MR. CLOUD: A broken midget. What an amusing thought.
Little man 3: This is torture!
SSX: Hey! Keep it down up there!
LIGHTNING GUY: Don't make me use my invisible whip!
HoL: YOU keep it down, loudman!
PokeHomsar: Everybody keep it down! I've almost finished my super robot
MR. CLOUD: Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
clone android!
HoL: What is your malfunction, tubby?
LIGHTNING GUY: Steal Homestar's lines:NOXIGAR: "What is youw malfunction?" is a Homestar line. He never added ", tubby?" to it, making "HoL"'s line semi-stolen at best.Make millions!
First, you ask me for a bannana cheese monkey on Mars, and now you're making robots?
Poke Homsar: That means you, too, golide!
MR. CLOUD: Go lide in bed until you're feeling better.
Meanwhile, on a TV...
TV announcer guy:Next, Super Bowl XXXIX! But first, five hours of The Simpsons! Only on Wolf!
LIGHTNING GUY: The slightly less attractiveNOXIGAR: He says, as if Fox could be topped in unattractiveness as a channel.version of Fox!
MR. CLOUD: remember that show developmented arrest i think it was called
6 hours later...
Sportscaster: He's almost there! He's gonna make it! He's going...going...TOUCHDOWN! THE GAME IS OVER! A TOUCHDOWN WITH 1 SECOND LEFT! THE SUPERBOWL IS OVER! THE WINNER IS...
Newscaster: We interrupt this brodcast for a breaking news buliten.
Newscaster: The English language has just died. Again.
SSX: Did anyone see who won?
Everyone else: Nope.
LIGHTNING GUY: They were too busy discussing the latest Snickers commercial to notice.
THE MOST INTERESTING CLOUD IN THE WORLD: I don't always read crap, but when I do, it's Ssux Mails.
Newscaster: Tonight, 50 hot air balloons crashed into the water at the same exact moment.
LIGHTNING GUY: That's why you don't drink and fly, kids.
A picture of 50 hot air balloons appears. After 10 seconds, an animated GIF of water appears.
The next day...
SSX: I've got a feeling that someone did that on purpose. I've got to find out who! But... who?
MR. CLOUD: My money's on the Oompa Loompas.
To be continued....
