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Hey it's been a while since the Choom actually did something productive hasn't it.

NOXIGAR: Is this a question or not?

CHARACTER USAGE AND RIGHTS

NOXIGAR: The details are that blunt. Really?

EPISODES

Season 1

1. Gentrification — A new coffee shop has opened up, signalling

NOXIGAR: signaling

the first steps of gentrification.

{Noxigar looks up the word "gentrification" on dictionary.com, then goes ahead and gives this the thumbs-up}

NOID is upset about this.

1. Lesbian — A lesbian couple moves in next to the chooms. Uncomfortable feelings abound.

NOXIGAR: Homophobic jokes are not funny.

EVER.

NOID is upset about this. In a sideplot, Skub goes to the gym.

1. Blind — Dinoshaur blinds Chwoka through mettle of his sheer awesome.

NOXIGAR: Read: His unwarranted self-importance.

Chwoka makes a reference to an 80s song, then later is revealed, thorugh blindness, to be incredibly racist.

NOXIGAR: And a whiny little peach.

NOID is upset about this.

NOXIGAR: Who wouldn't be upset if their friend was racist?

In a sideplot, Bluebry and Nachoman win a free trip to Iceland.

1. Magic — Brooksie tries his hand at parlor tricks, much to the delight of his friends—but when Chwoka attempts to bolster Brooks' repertoire, will our magic man be able to keep having casual sex with moms at birthday parties? NOID is

NOXIGAR: upset about this.

1. Christmas Special — it's a christmas special what do you want from me

NOXIGAR: Unless it's a claymation and with a good storyline to boot, Christmas-related films and items SUCK.

OTHER

• Alternate "Lesbians"

NOXIGAR: ...really? We need to make part of an episode "alternate"?