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Ben and Alex visit The United States of America

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HOWDY THERE PARTNER

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AMERICA IS THE BEST

50 STATES

SO LITTLE TIME

WHAT WACKY HIJINKS WILL OCCUR??

For real

Sexy Girl Wooer and Professional Wrestler Ben "Stro "you're a fuck" Hersh" Schlanker and his tiny canuckistani buddy Alex "Lex" Lexington Tim Hortons III go on a round trip around all 50 states of America, doing all sorts of awesome things and getting to all sorts of crazy hijinks, meeting new and exciting people!

Prologue

Ben and Alex were chilling out, maxing, relaxing out acting all cool until one day they found a genie trapped inside a Irn Bru can. When the genie was released, he gave the two three wishes. The first two wishes were for another can of Irn Bru and that the volume of the TV be turned down a wee bit as it were too loud.

The third wish was an all around trip to America!

The genie nodded his head and snapped his fingers. Soon, Ben and Alex found themselves in the Gatwick Airport with all expenses paid to go to every single state in the entire United States. They both knew from that moment that their adventure was about to begin.

THE STATES

  1. Alabama
  2. Alaska
  3. Arizona
  4. Arkansas
  5. California
  6. Connecticut
  7. Delaware
  8. Florida
  9. Georgia
  10. Hawaii
  11. Idaho
  12. Illinois
  13. Indiana
  14. Iowa

DO YOU WANNA BE IN THIS???

SIGN UP HERE WITH YOUR STATE AND WE'LL BE SURE TO VISIT YOU WHILE WE'RE THERE

  • Remolay - Michigan
  • Sirrus - CALI
  • TVB (TheValentineBros) - VIVA NEVADA!
  • Dane - you fucking know where i live