RiffText/MFT3K/Forsythe And Friends

Opening Comments

NACHOMAN: What movie is it?

BLUEBRY: it's called "forsythe and friends"

SKUB: That sounds... mundane.

BLUEBRY: it's not a really long film apparently

SKUB: What's the run time?

BLUEBRY: i actually can't read so i can't tell you

NACHOMAN: Well, at least it seems short!

SKUB: Yeah, it's like a digestif to the three-course nightmare that was DomoPedo.

NACHOMAN: A what?

SKUB: A digestif. It's a drink you take after a meal to get the strong flavor out of your mouth. Like mouthwash you can drink!

NACHOMAN: So a palate cleanser?

SKUB: Same thing, okay?

NACHOMAN: Well no, a palate cleanser can be anything, like that fried ice cream you get after a big Mexican meal—

SKUB: I'd like to think of it as a digestif. It sounds more dignified.

NACHOMAN: So the hell what?

SKUB: So I'm trying to class this place up!

{Cut back to the shower. Chwoka is still curled up and sobbing. He gets up and walks out of the shower, new resolve on his face.}

{Cut back to the lobby. Chwoka walks in, still naked and dripping wet. Nobody notices.}

CHWOKA: Alright, so it seems you got the reels in place alright then?

BLUEBRY: yeah we don't NEED you anymore GRAMPS

SKUB: Hey, lay off the guy! He's had it rough. Besides, he's still the one who actually knows what we're about to see.

CHWOKA: Well, after that onslaught of awful, I thought we could go for a nice palate cleanser, as it were,

NACHOMAN: ha

CHWOKA: of something not awful, just middlingly bad and inoffensive. It was written by one of those users that came over for a few months from Whipped or whatever, and wasn't really interested in doing the writing and such of the wiki, and, as such, never really bothered learning wikicode.

Forsythe And Friends

Welcome!

SKUB: Oh! Well this is a nice change from having the author scream at us to read their shit. Now we're invited!

Here is where Forsythe and Friends will be!

CHWOKA: HERE IS THE HOME OF FORSYTHE AND FRIENDS. THIS IS WHERE FORSYTHE AND FRIENDS WILL BE. PLEASE EXCUSE THE PLEASE EXCUSE THE

{{User:Sinta-tan/ForsytheAndFriendsCharacters}}

i just want you to know that everything below this was included in this template and thus was unriffable. why.

Name: Forsythe T. Wolf

SKUB: O-oh.
NACHOMAN: What? Wolf is a common name. Wolf Blitzer, Virginia Woolfe, stuff like that!
SKUB: I don't know, I just have a bad feeling about this is all.

Age: 17
Species: Grey wolf.

SKUB: Yep.

Height: Normal wolf height.
Weight: Normal wolf weight.
Build: Regular wolf build.

SKUB: So I don't, uh... know how big a wolf is. Should I?

Hair/Head Fur Colour: Grey.

CHWOKA: Dude's gettin' on with the years. Do you know how old 17 is in wolf time?

Powers: None.
Weapons: His claws.

CHWOKA: okay do i really need a baseball card's worth of info on this guy
NACHOMAN: OKAY, I just caught wind of this " " " "Forsythe" " " " guy, and he seems suspicious. I'm gonna need you to dig up all the dirt you can on him, and I want EVERYTHING -- pets owned, hair color, ex-girlfriends, everything!

Type: Speed.

CHWOKA: So you know he don't hunt-and-peck.

Element: Dark.

SKUB: DARKWOLF SHADOWMASTER

Alignment: Good.

CHWOKA: uh i BELIEVE the proper term is uh lawful good uhhhh

History: None.

CHWOKA: "I don't have a history. I am now and nothing but. I'm a drifter, sweeping from street to street, stopping crime in its tracks and disappearing again. I am the night. I am Batman."

Appearance: Feral grey wolf with a blue bandana.

BLUEBRY: WESTSYDE MUTHAFUCKAS

Name: Jake Tallion

CHWOKA: Oh, I get it, like an eagle!

Age: Unknown

CHWOKA: Can't you just
CHWOKA: ask him?

Species: Human/Robot Hedgehog mix.

SKUB: So... Metal Sonic?

Height: 7'0

CHWOKA: i wish i was like 6'9 so i could get with leloshe cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine, you know i see her all the time everywhere i go, even in my drea
SKUB: okay are you really gonna do the whole song

Weight: Unknown
Build: Looks quite scrawny with his shirt on, but when he's shirtless... let's just say he makes the fangirls squeal in

SKUB: abject terror
BLUEBRY: hey is anyone else getting kind of hot right now?

delight
Hair/Head Fur Colour: Black
Powers: None as of yet.
Weapons: None
Type: Power
Element: Neutral
Alignment: Good
History: All we know is that he was born in a test tube, so he isn't natural.

SKUB: I'd make a remark about test tube babies and shit but I'm not on my blog so I don't have to get offended at everything ATM.

Appearance: Average looking person with robot eyes.

More coming soon!

SKUB: Oh here's hoping

Episodes:

http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Forsythe_And_Friends/FAFEpisodeOne http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeTwo http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeThree http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeFour http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeFive

and then this bullshittery. why. why do they do this to me. this is what it should look like, roughly:
/FAFEpisodeOne
/FAFEpisodeTwo
/FAFEpisodeThree
/FAFEpisodeFour
/FAFEpisodeFive
as you can see, all but the first episode is a broken link. what the fuck.

Episodes in progress, currently.