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Opening Comments

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NACHOMAN: So what's part two?

CHWOKA: Homoon emails!

{The theater falls silent.}

NACHOMAN: I have literally no idea who Homoon is.

CHWOKA: You know! ...Homoon!

{Pause.}

CHWOKA: I don't really know either. But that doesn't matter now! What really matters here is Homoon emails.

SKUB: You know, I don't really know who wrote I Want To Play A Game, either.

CHWOKA: Some guy named Kricitt.

BLUEBRY: boost mobile

CHWOKA: Homoon emails is the first thing that was originally from the HRFWiki we've riffed in a while! Everybody excited?

NACHOMAN: no

BLUEBRY: no GOD

{Skub is quietly crying.}

CHWOKA: Good! Then let's get to riffing I guess!

Homoon emails

SKUB: homo on homo off
BLUEBRY: look skub it's not just a thing you can turn on and off at will alright it's not a choice
SKUB: That's not what the pastor told me.
BLUEBRY: yeah well he's a fuckin homo

My emails

CHWOKA: And we're just jumping right into it. No introductory flavor text, no scroll-button raps, heck, not even an inbox! I like this guy. No-nonsense.
BLUEBRY: no no no chwoka don't you see? minimalism

SKUB: See? Even his blockquote is gray and depressing. Minimalism!

1. pie

CHWOKA: Already off to a great start.

1. pets

SKUB: And as soon as it sparked, the literary flame of Homoon emails went out in the wind with nary a flicker.

Closing Comments

SKUB: This one was also stupid.

CHWOKA: Goddammit, Skub! You're supposed to be the one who's always angry as shit at everything!

SKUB: Sometimes I don't wanna be ANGRY

CHWOKA: But that's all you're good for!

SKUB: I'm good at... at other things, though!

CHWOKA: You're good at being tremendous.

{Skub cries tears and also Cornish game hens.}