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'''SKUB:''' That sounds... mundane. | '''SKUB:''' That sounds... mundane. | ||
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+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yup. Now imagine what I went through reading some of your previous riffs.</blockquote> | ||
'''BLUEBRY:''' it's not a really long film apparently | '''BLUEBRY:''' it's not a really long film apparently | ||
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'''SKUB:''' Yeah, it's like a ''digestif'' to the three-course nightmare that was DomoPedo. | '''SKUB:''' Yeah, it's like a ''digestif'' to the three-course nightmare that was DomoPedo. | ||
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+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You guys are 'really'' uppity about your writing standards if you're bothered by '''DomoPedo''' of all things. Apparently X is the New Y and 1-Up Emails don't strike you as awful? Raiku Emails? Bell Quest?</blockquote> | ||
'''NACHOMAN:''' A ''what''? | '''NACHOMAN:''' A ''what''? | ||
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'''SKUB:''' So I'm trying to ''class this place up!'' | '''SKUB:''' So I'm trying to ''class this place up!'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! You should be more focused on riffing than trying to make your vocabulary ''sophisticated''</blockquote> | ||
''{Cut back to the shower. Chwoka is still curled up and sobbing. He gets up and walks out of the shower, new resolve on his face.}'' | ''{Cut back to the shower. Chwoka is still curled up and sobbing. He gets up and walks out of the shower, new resolve on his face.}'' | ||
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'''CHWOKA:''' of something not ''awful,'' just middlingly bad and inoffensive. It was written by one of those users that came over for a few months from Whipped or whatever, and wasn't really interested in doing the writing and such of the wiki, and, as such, never really bothered learning wikicode. | '''CHWOKA:''' of something not ''awful,'' just middlingly bad and inoffensive. It was written by one of those users that came over for a few months from Whipped or whatever, and wasn't really interested in doing the writing and such of the wiki, and, as such, never really bothered learning wikicode. | ||
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+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I get the feeling the work is going to be significantly worse than DomoPedo for varying reasons.</blockquote> | ||
= [[Forsythe And Friends]] = | = [[Forsythe And Friends]] = | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So I don't, uh... know how big a wolf is. Should I?</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So I don't, uh... know how big a wolf is. Should I?</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Probably just meant to make the character "normal" at first.</blockquote> | ||
Hair/Head Fur Colour: Grey.<br> | Hair/Head Fur Colour: Grey.<br> | ||
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Dude's gettin' on with the years. Do you know how old 17 is in wolf time?</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Dude's gettin' on with the years. Do you know how old 17 is in wolf time?</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wish. Can't prove your implications wrong, though.</blockquote> | ||
Powers: None.<br> | Powers: None.<br> | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' okay do i really need a baseball card's worth of info on this guy<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' OKAY, I just caught wind of this " " " "Forsythe" " " " guy, and he seems suspicious. I'm gonna need you to dig up all the dirt you can on him, and I want EVERYTHING -- pets owned, hair color, ex-girlfriends, everything!</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' okay do i really need a baseball card's worth of info on this guy<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' OKAY, I just caught wind of this " " " "Forsythe" " " " guy, and he seems suspicious. I'm gonna need you to dig up all the dirt you can on him, and I want EVERYTHING -- pets owned, hair color, ex-girlfriends, everything!</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Why the hell do we need to know Forsythe's "everything"?</blockquote> | ||
Type: Speed.<br> | Type: Speed.<br> | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''DARKWOLF SHADOWMASTER'''</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''DARKWOLF SHADOWMASTER'''</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{laughs}'' Sounds like something for later.</blockquote> | ||
Alignment: Good.<br> | Alignment: Good.<br> | ||
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' uh i BELIEVE the proper term is uh lawful good uhhhh</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' uh i BELIEVE the proper term is uh lawful good uhhhh</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Not in D&D 4.0 it isn't.<br> | ||
+ | '''NOXIGAR:''' I kinda hate D&D 4.0 though, so-</blockquote> | ||
History: None.<br> | History: None.<br> | ||
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "I don't have a history. I am now and nothing but. I'm a drifter, sweeping from street to street, stopping crime in its tracks and disappearing again. I am the night. I am Batman."</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "I don't have a history. I am now and nothing but. I'm a drifter, sweeping from street to street, stopping crime in its tracks and disappearing again. I am the night. I am Batman."</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or the author forces you to read his fanstuff to get the dirt on 'im.</blockquote> | ||
Appearance: Feral grey wolf with a blue bandana.<br> | Appearance: Feral grey wolf with a blue bandana.<br> | ||
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' WESTSYDE MUTHAFUCKAS</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' WESTSYDE MUTHAFUCKAS</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Not funny enough F--</blockquote> | ||
Name: Jake Tallion<br> | Name: Jake Tallion<br> | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can't you just<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' ask him?</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can't you just<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' ask him?</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No.</blockquote> | ||
Species: Human/Robot Hedgehog mix.<br> | Species: Human/Robot Hedgehog mix.<br> | ||
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So... Metal Sonic?</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So... Metal Sonic?</blockquote> | ||
+ | </blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br> | ||
+ | '''NOXIGAR:''' No</blockquote> | ||
Height: 7'0<br> | Height: 7'0<br> | ||
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i wish i was like 6'9 so i could get with leloshe cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine, you know i see her all the time everywhere i go, even in my drea<br/>'''SKUB:''' okay are you really gonna do the whole song</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i wish i was like 6'9 so i could get with leloshe cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine, you know i see her all the time everywhere i go, even in my drea<br/>'''SKUB:''' okay are you really gonna do the whole song</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{singing in countertenor}'' It's drivin me out of my miind.<br> | ||
+ | '''NOXIGAR:''' That's why it's hard to find.<br> | ||
+ | '''NOXIGAR:''' It's drivin me out of my heaaadddd<br> | ||
+ | '''NOXIGAR:''' Yo this guy is poison. Poison. Poison. Poison.</blockquote> | ||
Weight: Unknown<br> | Weight: Unknown<br> | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' abject terror<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' hey is anyone else getting kind of hot right now?</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' abject terror<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' hey is anyone else getting kind of hot right now?</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No. I'm actually kind of freezing. I should turn up the heat.</blockquote> | ||
delight<br> | delight<br> | ||
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<blockquote class="mft3k">''and then this bullshittery. why. why do they do this to me. this is what it should look like, roughly:''<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeOne]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeTwo]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeThree]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeFour]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeFive]]<br/>''as you can see, all but the first episode is a broken link. what the fuck.</blockquote> | <blockquote class="mft3k">''and then this bullshittery. why. why do they do this to me. this is what it should look like, roughly:''<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeOne]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeTwo]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeThree]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeFour]]<br/>[[/FAFEpisodeFive]]<br/>''as you can see, all but the first episode is a broken link. what the fuck.</blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Aww, it's too bad this riff isn't finished!<br> | ||
+ | '''NOXIGAR:''' Neither's the main work, though, by the looks of things.</blockquote> | ||
Episodes in progress, currently. | Episodes in progress, currently. | ||
= Closing Comments = | = Closing Comments = |
Revision as of 16:37, 17 December 2012
Opening Comments
NACHOMAN: What movie is it?
BLUEBRY: it's called "forsythe and friends"
SKUB: That sounds... mundane.
NOXIGAR: Yup. Now imagine what I went through reading some of your previous riffs.
BLUEBRY: it's not a really long film apparently
SKUB: What's the run time?
BLUEBRY: i actually can't read so i can't tell you
NACHOMAN: Well, at least it seems short!
SKUB: Yeah, it's like a digestif to the three-course nightmare that was DomoPedo.
NOXIGAR: You guys are 'really uppity about your writing standards if you're bothered by DomoPedo of all things. Apparently X is the New Y and 1-Up Emails don't strike you as awful? Raiku Emails? Bell Quest?
NACHOMAN: A what?
SKUB: A digestif. It's a drink you take after a meal to get the strong flavor out of your mouth. Like mouthwash you can drink!
NACHOMAN: So a palate cleanser?
SKUB: Same thing, okay?
NACHOMAN: Well no, a palate cleanser can be anything, like that fried ice cream you get after a big Mexican meal—
SKUB: I'd like to think of it as a digestif. It sounds more dignified.
NACHOMAN: So the hell what?
SKUB: So I'm trying to class this place up!
NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! You should be more focused on riffing than trying to make your vocabulary sophisticated
{Cut back to the shower. Chwoka is still curled up and sobbing. He gets up and walks out of the shower, new resolve on his face.}
{Cut back to the lobby. Chwoka walks in, still naked and dripping wet. Nobody notices.}
CHWOKA: Alright, so it seems you got the reels in place alright then?
BLUEBRY: yeah we don't NEED you anymore GRAMPS
SKUB: Hey, lay off the guy! He's had it rough. Besides, he's still the one who actually knows what we're about to see.
CHWOKA: Well, after that onslaught of awful, I thought we could go for a nice palate cleanser, as it were,
NACHOMAN: ha
CHWOKA: of something not awful, just middlingly bad and inoffensive. It was written by one of those users that came over for a few months from Whipped or whatever, and wasn't really interested in doing the writing and such of the wiki, and, as such, never really bothered learning wikicode.
NOXIGAR: I get the feeling the work is going to be significantly worse than DomoPedo for varying reasons.
Forsythe And Friends
Welcome!
SKUB: Oh! Well this is a nice change from having the author scream at us to read their shit. Now we're invited!
Here is where Forsythe and Friends will be!
CHWOKA: HERE IS THE HOME OF FORSYTHE AND FRIENDS. THIS IS WHERE FORSYTHE AND FRIENDS WILL BE. PLEASE EXCUSE THE PLEASE EXCUSE THE
{{User:Sinta-tan/ForsytheAndFriendsCharacters}}
i just want you to know that everything below this was included in this template and thus was unriffable. why.
Name: Forsythe T. Wolf
SKUB: O-oh.
NACHOMAN: What? Wolf is a common name. Wolf Blitzer, Virginia Woolfe, stuff like that!
SKUB: I don't know, I just have a bad feeling about this is all.
Age: 17
Species: Grey wolf.
SKUB: Yep.
Height: Normal wolf height.
Weight: Normal wolf weight.
Build: Regular wolf build.
SKUB: So I don't, uh... know how big a wolf is. Should I?
NOXIGAR: Probably just meant to make the character "normal" at first.
Hair/Head Fur Colour: Grey.
CHWOKA: Dude's gettin' on with the years. Do you know how old 17 is in wolf time?
NOXIGAR: I wish. Can't prove your implications wrong, though.
Powers: None.
Weapons: His claws.
CHWOKA: okay do i really need a baseball card's worth of info on this guy
NACHOMAN: OKAY, I just caught wind of this " " " "Forsythe" " " " guy, and he seems suspicious. I'm gonna need you to dig up all the dirt you can on him, and I want EVERYTHING -- pets owned, hair color, ex-girlfriends, everything!
NOXIGAR: Why the hell do we need to know Forsythe's "everything"?
Type: Speed.
CHWOKA: So you know he don't hunt-and-peck.
Element: Dark.
SKUB: DARKWOLF SHADOWMASTER
NOXIGAR: {laughs} Sounds like something for later.
Alignment: Good.
CHWOKA: uh i BELIEVE the proper term is uh lawful good uhhhh
NOXIGAR: Not in D&D 4.0 it isn't.
NOXIGAR: I kinda hate D&D 4.0 though, so-
History: None.
CHWOKA: "I don't have a history. I am now and nothing but. I'm a drifter, sweeping from street to street, stopping crime in its tracks and disappearing again. I am the night. I am Batman."
NOXIGAR: Or the author forces you to read his fanstuff to get the dirt on 'im.
Appearance: Feral grey wolf with a blue bandana.
BLUEBRY: WESTSYDE MUTHAFUCKAS
NOXIGAR: Not funny enough F--
Name: Jake Tallion
CHWOKA: Oh, I get it, like an eagle!
Age: Unknown
CHWOKA: Can't you just
CHWOKA: ask him?
NOXIGAR: No.
Species: Human/Robot Hedgehog mix.
SKUB: So... Metal Sonic?
</blockquote>NOXIGAR: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOXIGAR: No</blockquote>
Height: 7'0
CHWOKA: i wish i was like 6'9 so i could get with leloshe cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine, you know i see her all the time everywhere i go, even in my drea
SKUB: okay are you really gonna do the whole song
NOXIGAR: {singing in countertenor} It's drivin me out of my miind.
NOXIGAR: That's why it's hard to find.
NOXIGAR: Yo this guy is poison. Poison. Poison. Poison.
NOXIGAR: It's drivin me out of my heaaadddd
Weight: Unknown
Build: Looks quite scrawny with his shirt on, but when he's shirtless... let's just say he makes the fangirls squeal in
SKUB: abject terror
BLUEBRY: hey is anyone else getting kind of hot right now?
NOXIGAR: No. I'm actually kind of freezing. I should turn up the heat.
delight
Hair/Head Fur Colour: Black
Powers: None as of yet.
Weapons: None
Type: Power
Element: Neutral
Alignment: Good
History: All we know is that he was born in a test tube, so he isn't natural.
SKUB: I'd make a remark about test tube babies and shit but I'm not on my blog so I don't have to get offended at everything ATM.
Appearance: Average looking person with robot eyes.
More coming soon!
SKUB: Oh here's hoping
Episodes:
http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Forsythe_And_Friends/FAFEpisodeOne http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeTwo http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeThree http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeFour http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeFive
and then this bullshittery. why. why do they do this to me. this is what it should look like, roughly:
/FAFEpisodeOne
/FAFEpisodeTwo
/FAFEpisodeThree
/FAFEpisodeFour
/FAFEpisodeFive
as you can see, all but the first episode is a broken link. what the fuck.
NOXIGAR: Aww, it's too bad this riff isn't finished!
NOXIGAR: Neither's the main work, though, by the looks of things.
Episodes in progress, currently.