Wild Mass Guessing/JCM

JCM is not a real human.

JCM is REALLY a genetically-engineered being from the future. He was created from the cells of Raiku (the whininess), Homsar44withpie (the rule-craziness and the backseat modness), and the creator of the NSMC Bot (the trollingness). To JCM and Rai; If you don't realize I'm joking, go ram a rusty metal pole up your ass.

Why does this sound so real? ... I guess I was made of H44WP. -pmelondemon43y 18:49, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

And I was made of Charles Manson. belstrnnmmvnmn 18:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

JCM is actually an alien being sent to watch over the Earth. However, he was distracted and now roams the WUW. Due to his strict code of honor from his alien home, he comes off as a bit whiny, but he means quite well. - SKUB ? 18:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Didn't I make myself clear who I am on my page? If you don't remember, here's The Story. 20:07, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

I didn't read it before because of that godawful music on your userpage. belstrnnmmvnmn 20:10, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

I didn't read it because the page "cannot find the damn server". RadBluefox

You can mute the volume. Miss Peach

No, JCM should replace that song with something good like Jesus of Suburbia, Even Flow, or Srawberry Fields Forever. -pmelondemon43y 20:14, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

...I'M NOT GONNA MUTE THE VOLUME THE REASON IT PISSES ME OFF IS BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS LISTENING TO MUSIC belstrnnmmvnmn 20:15, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

There's no music on that page. And if you want to stop the song on my menu userpage, just right click the part before the fake page view thing and uncheck play. 20:18, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

JCM is a bot

Not the cool world-destroying kind, either. I mean a wiki bot, programmed to string words together so that they sound a lot like whining. — ChwokaTalk

JCM is a chessmaster.

If you think about it, it makes sense that JCM is behind everything on the wiki. I, however, have not thought about it. I'm too lazy.

JCM is Zoo977

His Roblox name is Jicem977, and they both like to write rants that nobody likes.

If I am JCM, then I have an alternate personality. Miss Peach

Exactly. belstrnnmmvnmn 01:18, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Look, I'm not him. Miss Peach

Look, this is a joke. belstrnnmmvnmn

Jicem977 is a bow to him because he's the first person to call me Jicem. 01:22, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah. I see. belstrnnmmvnmn 01:28, 1 January 2009 (UTC)