Wild Mass Guessing/Assistant

Assistant's real name is...

...not Arnold. I'll give you that much. - SKUB ? 19:00, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

austin james banderphoot 206.159.155.148 19:01, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Andy Salesman Snake in Stupid Tea and Not Tea. -pmelondemon43y 19:02, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

It's Assistant. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:03, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

:I - SKUB ? 19:06, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

He already gave it up - it's Rob(bie). — ChwokaTalk

Actually, Assistant had no damn idea who those people were. Number Two, apparently, crafted a fake identity--this doesn't mean Assistant's name is Rob. And it's not. - SKUB ? 19:19, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Damn. Well, then, what ancestry is he made of? — ChwokaTalk

You know, nobody's really sure. He doesn't have much of an accent. - SKUB ? 19:23, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

So he's from Washington? — ChwokaTalk

I doubt it, really. He entered the same college as the others on TSS. Plus, Southern New Hampshirites don't have a real accent. Not like those guys from the North, with their "aaahs" and "eaaas". - SKUB ? 19:28, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Assistant's name is... JERRY! — ChwokaTalk

Quite the guess. But I'm afraid you're wrong. That means a penalty, Prosecutor. {blaaam} - SKUB ? 19:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Assistant is Jerry.

In 20 years time, Casey will die. Jerry, having access to time travel technology Skullbuggy stole from Number Two, travels back in time. Unfortunately, the time machine wasn't perfected. It warped his DNA, giving him the appearance of Assistant.

oh god what the hell this is not RoB such a thing cannot happen - SKUB ? 19:35, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

why would he travel back in time anyways "MY WIFE IS DEAD TIME MACHINE"

So he can see her again. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:39, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

it's not like that's really creepy/that won't destroy the timeline/photographs aren't real 206.159.155.148 19:44, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Jerry wants to live the wild life secretly, so he leads a double life as Assistant. — ChwokaTalk

JOSS'D. Assistant and Jerry have been in the same place at the same time a couple of times. - SKUB ? 19:58, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Jerry can run VERY VERY fast. — ChwokaTalk

Or, Assistant is a genetically altered CLONE of Jerry. ^SuperCryptogamer12 04:32, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Assistant is a vegetable

Think about it for a moment, and the pieces all slowly fall into place... — ChwokaTalk

It's true. He's cauliflower. Also, he got his stomach flu from swallowing his brother The Watermelon. -pmelondemon43y 19:46, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

...Watermelons are fruits. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:48, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

It does explain the paleness, Lemon... — ChwokaTalk

Assistant was the head of Skull Industries.

Assistant is obviously behind the entire series.

The timeline says that he was still getting his degree when Skullbuggy was made.

That's what he WANTS you to think. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:52, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

:I - SKUB ? 19:54, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

You don't have to automatically Joss every guess, you know. You should only Joss them if the guess is contradicted in the show. belstrnnmmvnmn 19:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)