User talk:Snuffleupagus

Excuse me, you seem to be editing outside your boundaries. Please stop. -Chwoka 03:04, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Please stop your spamming. Also, try and make fanstuff. Thank you, Brerose 03:05, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Well

Glad to see you're making some good things, Snuffy. Just to let you know, your subpage stories are ok, but if you want to make something that's outside of a subpage, it has to be Wiki User related.

Anyways, I'm glad to see you are contributing to this wiki. Lucian Summers 16:29, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. --Snuffleupagus 16:34, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

You know, I think Santa Claus is actually Satan. A lot of us pay more attention to him than we do to Jesus Christ, and we need to help put the Christ back in Christmas or we'll all go to hell. Let's face it, Santa is evil. --Snuffleupagus 16:45, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

You gotta see this then. Lex 16:58, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Interesting. It looks like Santa and Jesus made peace. --Snuffleupagus 18:20, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

It's Frosty you should be worried about. Lex 18:51, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

WAS ARRESTED YESTERDAY

'CUZ HE KILLED HIS WIFE

WITH A BUTCHER'S KNIFE

AND THEN HE RAN AWAY

They call me Big T BLOOD 21:10, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Too true, Chaos, too true. --ALXXMaXX 21:24, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Then, I shall burn Frosty with a flamethrower until he melts into a big puddle! --Snuffleupagus 15:11, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Wait... Santa is still the evil one. I found out with these clues.

• Santa is a anagram of Satan.
• He represents the seven sins.
  • His Fat Belly: Gluttony
  • His cry of Ho Ho Ho: Lust
  • People leave things for him all the time. And he visits every house in the world, meaning over billions. That's enough food to keep Africa happy: Greed.
  • What does he do when it isn't Christmas?: Sloth
  • He leaves Coal for naughty children: Wrath
  • He tries to take Jesus's Place: Envy
  • His stance and his mighty roar: Pride.
• Do you see Santa in churches? No. He's got nothing holy on him, even on the holiest of holidays.
• Why does he and his elves wear hats? Horns under them.
• What kind of last name is Claus? More like CLAWS!
• How does he know all about you? He has the eye of Satan.
• Plus, how can he live so long? Immortality.

Lex 17:09, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes, that explains it

As what has been said before, he killed all his reindeer except Donner and Vixen. --Snuffleupagus 19:05, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

He uses them for hard labor. Brerose 19:06, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

WTC!?

YOU!?! Strong Intelligent

Santa drinks coca-cola on Christmas. During the summer, he drinks pepsi. --Snuffleupagus 19:51, 25 September 2011 (UTC)

Holy crap, Snuffleupagus is back! It's only been what? Three years? That's one dedicated elephant thing. 00:33, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

My account has been obsolete for three years, but I also realized my account hasn't been blocked during that time, so I'm still free to edit! --Snuffleupagus 03:02, 26 September 2011 (UTC)