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Present-Day

Im a bell

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This is Imothy Albert Bellstrom. He's 21 and not-so-awexome. Bell sounds like Bob of Bob and George. He used to live in the year 50X3, but Zoo977's shadow nearly killed him and sent him to the present. Until some experiments went awry, he used to look like this;

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But as of now, he looks like this under his mask;

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He lives with his evil Gocheata, Vegerot, and his pet, Bling. Click here for supra forms More detailed information here.

Agent Iab

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Agent Iab is Im a bell's codename in the Homestar Intelligence Agency. He is VERY Awexome. He is currently The Co-Owner of the HIA along with . Before he was the boss, he was the head of The Research and Development Department. Once, he tried to fix The Liberty Bell, but he used the Philosopher's Stone to do it. This somehow infused Im a bell with the Liberty Bell, creating the Im a bell of today.

Soul Reaper Bell

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When Im a bell turned 8, he moved to the soul society to become a soul reaper. 2 months later, he graduated the school and became Kenpachi's new lieutenant, and replacement captain.

Charles Bellair Kigalonian

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When Im a bell was 14, he had just gotten back from the Soul Society, being a replacement captain for Kenpachi. His house somehow imploded. Fortunately, his parents, Unicron and Cræft Ætlætnes (roughly "Machine Destruction" in Anglo-Saxon) The Electronic Demoness, were on a vacation in the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Universe during the implosion. Bell then decided to be a poet for five years under the pen name, Charles Bellair Kigalonian.

Ll e bami

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The poor soul of anti-Im a bell who only escapes during April Fool's Day, an inverting rip in space, or a mob of other anti-people. He is not truly evil, just angry. He dwells in the antiverse, a gigantic realm that is the exact opposite of our universe. Recently, however, Ll e Bami has been discovered to be living in this universe, for Bell has decided to remove the body switch feature, for he can just replace himself with a clone when he dies. In the future, around 3050, Ll commits suicide, to be reborn into a form he was told of by Homestar Runner. His new form is similar to Homestar Runner, but with poor eyesight, as does everybody in the future. Yes, I mean Lleb A. Mi.

Vegerot

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Vegerot, pronounced "Veh-je-wrought", is Im a bell's sadistic Gocheata. He spends most of his time in his room, and is believed to now be an emo. ...Or dead, considering he appears to still be dwelling in Bell's old house in Wiki City, since he's never made an appearance in RoB.

Bling

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Bling is Im a bell's pet bell...cat...thing. It has the brain of a cat that can speak english, a voice of a two-year-old with Homestar's speech impediment, nub-limbs, and just the cutest smile. NEW INFORMATION FOUND!

Bell's Family

Yog Sothoth Bellstrom

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Yog Sothoth Bellstrom, Im a bell and Johnny's elder brother, left to go to New York before his brothers were born. He became a successful lawyer in the process. Yog rarely visits his family, even when on a paid vacation. He was born a human, like Bell, but had been exposed to subspace when he was two months old, converting his entire body into pure cosmic horror. Since this was their first child, his parents had no idea what the consequences were. They made sure it wouldn't happen again.

Johnny K. Bellstrom

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Im a bell's little bro. He runs the Firefox Preserve near Bell's office.

Unicron Jonathan Bellstrom

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Im a bell and Johnny's father. He works in the planet-eating business alongside Galactus.

Cræft Ætlætnes Bellstrom

Studies show kids with hot moms grow up better! XP

(pronounced "Crayft Aytlaynehs") Im a bell and Johnny's mother. She works as an electronic and game sprite murderer (causes Blue Screen of Death, Beachball of Doom, Red Ring of Death, etc). To be what she is, she had to cast a curse upon her left arm. Also, Cræft always wears two things; sunglasses confiscated from an over-custom-clothed sprite, and a necklace with an oversized pixel hanging from it. The pixel belonged to the only sprite Cræft murdered by the sprite's own wish. The sprite had been badly customized on one leg, resulting in total leg failure, badly recolored on the arms, and horribly resized. The pixel was taken from where the heart would be on the sprite, if he had one, as sprites are two-dimensional.

Bellson

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Bellson J. Abramson is Im a bell's annoying cousin. He usually kills Im a bell by accident. EVEN when he isn't near him! He is apparently extremely strong, as seen in Bell Quest. He also has a crush on Acidgrrl, yet Bell disapproves of this because Acidgrrl is somehow related to him.

Galactus

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Galactus "The Nth Man" Douglass, apparently Scottish, because of his last name, is one of Unicron's coworkers and subsequently Im a bell and Johnny's godfather.

20X6

I Am Family

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This is the I Am family. The one in the middle is I Am Bell. He is the 20X6 form of Im a bell. The one on the right is his sister, I Am Acidgrrl. She can melt anything by just touching it. The one on the left is I Am ShineZ (pronounced "I Am Shinezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuh"). He is annoying. 'nuff said.

Ultimate I Am Family

Ultimate Bell

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Ultimate I Am Bell. Also 20X6 Pure Watashi.

I Am Acidbeast

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Ultimate Acidgrrl.

I Am King

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Ultimate ShineZ.

I Am Ultimate

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The fusion of the Ultimate I Am Family.

Watashi Beru

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I Am Bell's first attempt at cloning. This guy is the re-incarnation of Abby Normal for some reason. Oddly, it's also the re-incarnation of a piece of chicken. (?!!)

Bellzar

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Bellson's 20X6 form. He's also I Am Bell's cousin.

Daemon Stinkoman

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20X6 Demon Bell. Nothing else to say except, that's supposed to be spelled Daemon. Oh, and, he seems to be a higher form of Demon Bell.

Future

Future Bell

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Some time during 50X3, a Bell clone found himself near-dead. He fused with the nearest human/robot he could fin. He found a Mega Man clone. This turned him into the Webcomic Author Bell. He sent himself into 20XX to entertain himself with "Megaman Stories" (also known as "Megaman Sprite Comics" :P).

Future Bling/Teenage Bling

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This is Bling as a teenager. He does not act cute anymore. His cuteness was lost at age 8, when he learned of his true origins. The truth depressed Bling. His deep depression eroded away his cuteness, and he became a humanoid shape. Seeking help, he traveled to the future after he passed college at age 12 (all of Bell's "family" have insanely high intelligence), because he briefly saw New Bell. Although, Bell has decided to have his main soul(all alternate universe Bells are clones, since Subspace is an entirely different universe) in a universe parallel to the one with New Bell, except Bling had not gone into the depressed state.

Mature Bling

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Mature Bling is the Soul Reaper Bling. His zanpakuto's shikai has the appearance of a double-bladed Tensa Zangetsu. It's name is Shujin, and it can be released by saying "control". Mature Bling looks like Bling's head on a soul reaper body (Chaos, don't create an image. I've already made one :P).

Hollow Bling

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Hollow Bling is Mature Bling's Arrancar form. It has the appearance of Mature Bling with red eyes, the right side of the face is a hollow mask with Gin Ichimaru's face, and the right side of the uniform looks like Hollow Ichigo's, but the hand is red with spiked fingers. Hollow Bling's voice sounds like Gin's, but echoey.

Full Hollow Bling

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Mature Bling's complete hollow form. It has a pure white body, with red claws, black hawk-like feet, and a black tail. It's mask is shaped like Bling's head, and has Gin Ichimaru's face.

Niblet Bellstrom

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Niblet Chibimon Bellstrom is Bling's son. His mother was a female Shiceus. Niblet is friends with a baby Mega Man, who seems to always be with him.

Far Future

Far Future Bell

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The webcomic author Bell found himself near-dead once again. This was apparently caused by the destruction of Wikihood where he happened to be near. This time, he found a scientist who fixed him. He has lost all interest in sprite comics, and only wishes to kill things and follow Chaos.

Far Future Bling/New Bell

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Near the end of the Cataclysm in 27XX, one of the few survivors found Bell's lifeless body and fused with it for survival. The survivor was named Bling. He became a Bell/Bling hybrid which was Bling's head on a Golden Goku's body. He called himself The New Bell. But, when New Bell met the real Bell's soul, he was given the time code, told to travel to 20XX, and then "The Future". When New Bell traveled to 20XX, he found Proto Man's lifeless body. New Bell knew why he was sent here. He fused with Proto Man's body, becoming what looks like Bling's head with an eye scar on Prot's body. He then took the name Im a bell, and traveled backward to "The Future", meeting Chaos and joining his group. Soon, he was fed up with the group's randomness, and left the old Bell in his place.

Adult Niblet

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Niblet as an adult. That's pretty much it.

Tracy Bellstrom

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Tracy Cerberus Bellstrom is Im a bell's son. He's British for some reason, but his mother is unknown. He's usually annoying, but if he drinks bloody Tortan, he acts like his father (psychopathic, insane, godmodding).

After the End of Time

Bronze Beat the Moderator/KaDobiBerto/AT Bling

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At the end of time, New Bell knew that he cannot bring the earth back in that universe. So, he broke into the real universe and changed his face to a normal human's. He then went on to become a moderator for the Homestar Runner website, only known as Bronze Beat the Moderator. He then hacked into the Homestar Universe, and changed history so the earth was never to be destroyed. God, Death, and the galactic police, realizing their "mistake", reformed earth (and Bell) a few years before the end of time. "BBtM" went on to change the universe so the ruler of the Andromeda Galaxy was "KaDobiBerto" which translates from Ancient Trivia Time language to "Son of Dobie and Bell the King". He chose this because of his past, where his father was Dobie, and he was infused with Bell's DNA. His appearance as KaDobiBerto is what seems to be a ShadowMark-like Bling.

Friends

Alive

Chaos

The son of Death himself, Chaosus Malifact is Bell's closest friend and sparring partner, seeing as they are both immortal.

Vince Gagoman

A new friend of Bell's, who seems familiar.

Kanjiro

A friend of Chaos' who seems to be forming a friendship with Bell.

Badstar

A close friend of Bell's, who recently moved to Wiki City along with Bell. Their friendship is continued hereditarily, seeing as Tracy is best friends with Badstar's son, Gilligan.

Kuro

Kurayami "Kuro" Kageshi is Shadowy Figure reincarnated. When Bell met him, they quickly became best friends, seeing as Shadowy Figure was one of Bell's closest friends. Kuro has the appearance of a human. He wears a red cloak, has white, spiky hair that is long in the back, but his body is completely pitch-black. Kuro appears to still have Shadowy Figure's mind(to be referred to as SMind), but this is only partly true. SMind was trapped in Kuro's body. When Kuro was born, he has the appearance of a normal, blonde-haired infant, but he died immediately after. But, SMind saw this as a chance to regain life. He ventured upward towards the brain, and was confronted by Kuro's mind(to be referred to as KMind). SMind attacked KMind, and KMind retaliated by absorbing him. They fused, and SMind became most of Kuro's mind. SMind controlled thoughts and speech, and KMind controlled actions. As a result of this, Kuro regained life, his hair turned white, his body turned pitch-black, and he had a voice reminiscent of Perfect Cell.

Kan

Kanririsei "Kan" Kugutsushi is a cold-hearted anime fanatic, who isn't as much a friend to Bell than a respected adversary. He is an acquaintance of Kanjiro. He has a ceramic mask without ears, a nose, or a mouth. Just eye holes and the Japanese word for "seal" written on the forehead. He wears a white undershirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. His right arm is a puppet stylized to resemble Perfect Cell's arm. When removed, a 4 inch-diameter cable with three 1 inch-diameter cables extending from the edge will extend from Kan's body. He lot his right arm after a sadistic martial arts fighter reduced his right arm and head to bone with enchanted ceramic over it. Kan promptly killed him. He then removed the ceramic off of his arm, finding only bone. Bell has given Kan reality-bending powers and the ceramic mask the ability to heal itself when damaged. It can only be permanently broken by Kan's own will.

Kinzo

Kinzoku "Kinzo" Muchitsuji is a British demon with the voice of Eric Idle(No, I'm not implying Eric Idle is evil. He's my second favorite Python[The first is Jon Cleese]) who maimed himself after possessing Bell and accidentally preforming a Pure Zanmato on himself. Bell, being the demon-sympathizer he was, built a metal body for him. The arms, chest, and stomach are based on the Transformers Generation Starscream, and the hips and legs are based on the Transformers Energon Galvatron.

Don Skull

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Don Skull is one of the five skullbuggies. Bell fixed him up and repainted him.

Sarah McAllister

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Sarah McAllister is Bell's wife of Scottish descent. She works with Tracy as low-ranking shinigami at Malifact & Malifact Mortality Services. She met Bell on a blind date set up by Tracy, after six unsuccessful ones.

Deceased

Shadowy Figure

A being of pure darkness forged from a Coach Z clone, Shadowy Figure is ultimate evil, which is the trait that makes him Bell's friend. Shadowy Figure ruled for years over Planet K, and did a damn good job of it, too. {cursing necessary to get point across} But eventually, people rebelled and assassinated Shadowy Figure, while converting Planet K into a industrial planet, renamed Mas Repus, and naming one Lleb Atticus Mi as their leader. This angered Bell to his soul and moreso, for Bell had created the being in which Commander Mi had been reincarnated from.

Missing

Cow Puncher

Cow Puncher, Bell's only female friend, recently disappeared. She is rumored to be dead and had been reincarnated into Vince Gagoman.