Thatkidsam.muffin/Takin' A Break.exe

Overview

Thatkidsam has too many things going on to do an email.

Date: April 13th, 2005

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Icreature, Mrs. Regibliss

Transcript

{Thatkidsam has a cast on his leg and is lying with his head impaled on the stick.}

THATKIDSAM: Ugh... I really have to stop doing this! {Gets up and limps back to his "house".}

{Cut back to Thatkidsam at the Dreamcast.}

THATKIDSAM: Hm... Do I even have any emails? {Opens the SwirlInBox}

SwirlInBox
Inbox has 89 unread message(s).
Outbox has 1 MOON CANNON'D message(s).
Sentbox has 30 sent message(s).
Stupidbox has 9,000,000,328 JUDGEMENT'D message(s).

THATKIDSAM: Gah! 89 emails to answer!? I can't answer them all! Not in this current condition! I can't even type with one hand! But, I'll give it a try, considering Icreature is aiming a laser at my head right now.

{The camera zooms out, revealing that Thatkidsam is right. Icreature mutters and flies away.}

ICREATURE: (Wha... You... Grumble grumble...)

THATKIDSAM: Meh, let's go.

THATKIDSAM!!
HERES YOUR REPORT CARD!!
SIGN IT BY UR MOM!!
HAH! YOUR DEAD! I KNOW IT!
-MRS. REGIBLISS

{At the "HAH!" part, his voice is overlapped by the real Mrs. Regibliss.}

MRS. REGIBLISS: YOU HEARD THE EMAIL! OPEN THE ATTATCHMENT!

THATKIDSAM: Since when do you have the key to my house? {Sees that Mrs. Regibliss' veins are popping} Oh. {Taps "Enter" and sees his report card.}

Report Card for Thatkidsam Masdiktaht
Engilish: F
French: D+
History: D
History Even Harder: Z
Boring Subject #31: Θ
Overall Grade: É

Comments: "HAHA! YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND AT GRADES!! MIGHT WANT TO TRY THIS SAMPLE PROBLEM."

Butts ÷ Pie

THATKIDSAM: I would solve that if my writing hand were working.

MRS. REGIBLISS: HAHA! YOU WANT ME TO BREAK THE OTHER ARM?

THATKIDSAM: No. Get out of here.

MRS. REGIBLISS: MATH TEST TOMORROW! HAH! {Leaves}

{Thatkidsam pulls up Talk:thatkidsam.muffin. There is a header.}

24.159.113.2: Hey, Thatkidsam! We want a new email!

24.159.113.1: Yeah!

THATKIDSAM: An email!? But I can't check when my arm's broken!

24.159.113.3: We still want it! We've seen all of them twice now!

THATKIDSAM: See? You don't see anything except text! Go away, unregistered n00bs!

{Thatkidsam turns to face the camera.}

THATKIDSAM Look, guys. I can't answer any emails, and I have to study for that big math test, or I'll get another Ω on my report card for the next simester! Just leave me in peace, guys.

{A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Thatkidsam is too tired to make an email. Please go away, now!".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the text on the Dreamcast swirl to see the school's grading policy.

EVIL REGIBLISS INDUSTRIES PUBLIC SCHOOL GRADING POLICY
A: Too good for a stupid, run-down public school like this.
B: Crazy beans! Double the real gold!
C: If this were a private school, this would be an A.
D: Average.
E: E is for "English, Bad". Bad at English you are.
F: Failed! Yay! At least you didn't get a 38.
Φ: Another way to say YOU'RE DEAD.
Ω: Please see the headmaster. He will relieve you of your head.

Fun Facts

• "Butts ÷ Pie" is a reference to stupid stuff where one of the "math" problems was "Butts by Pie".
• Thatkidsam Masdiktaht was his name in behind the scenes.
• The misspelling of English (Engilish) was in engilish paper.
• The policy for a B on the easter egg is a reference to rock opera.