Talk:Wikihood/characters/minor

okay so

listless is an entire state

we still haven't established who its senator is Lex 04:32, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I will get right on it as soon as I figure out a reason Noxigar would call him/her within Episode 10 and its current shenanigans. Noxigar 04:32, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

no no no

i was making a proposal y'all Lex 04:34, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I feel like the senator of Listless either needs to be an equally maniacal genius who is milking D'Arque and Rosenberg for everything he has, or some sort of impressionable idiot that they both bend over a barrel so they can basically have a dick-waving arms race with each other. They call me Big T BLOOD 04:37, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

actually for the sake of humor my idea was basically the later

i was going to propose that the senator be a real world celebrity wrestler

because no one is dumber than professional wrestlers

and personally?

i totally think it should be the iron sheik

senator sheik of listless

making every jabroni humble Lex 04:39, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

ventin for governor

No, but seriously, I have an idea for a minor character of sorts

A NOD BACK TO OLD WIKIHOOD.

It's this dirty hipster guy who only buys organic food and lives not far from the Wikihood gang.

he is a member of a hipster gang known only as the chooms

his name is C. Hwoka.

I HAVE NO IDEA IF I AM SERIOUS OR NOT Brerose 04:37, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

wait we should totally inject the chooms into this story somehow They call me Big T BLOOD 04:39, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

personally chwoka intimidates the hell out of me when it comes to wikihood and i don't want to give him any excuses to attack us :( Lex 04:40, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I never said anything about adding Chwoka ;o They call me Big T BLOOD 04:42, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

can we just unmod the chooms

so they don't log in one day and just choose to lock us out of the wiki

like scythe did that one time Brerose 04:43, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

they have favor with super sam though so it wouldn't work Lex 04:44, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

i don't think they'd care enough to complain at him though Brerose 04:48, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

they might make passive-aggressive comments about us on their tumblrs and that's something i just can't handle okay Lex 04:52, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

lex

did you

SELL OUT Brerose 04:54, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Man, ever since I did, I have been making more than I ever have been! The past is over, man. Lex 04:55, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I find it hard to grasp that I'd be easy to make a passive-aggressive comment about on Tumblr.

Also I don't really want the whole "make fun of chooms" thing to backfire on us as far as Wikihood is concerned. I already blasted them once with my gauntlet of riffs, and while I'm eager to do it again I don't have much which I haven't already made fun of through unsubtle criticisms or subtle wisecracking. Noxigar 05:04, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I think I like the C. Hwoka idea more than Iron Shiek. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if there's more payoff from Shiek being Towningdale's senator. Noxigar 05:15, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

C. Hwoka wasn't a suggestion as a politician hehehehehehe Lex 05:16, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

True. Now I need to put Doggie Emails on the burner of "things I need to riff to oblivion" Noxigar 05:20, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

c. hwoka is the guy who only listens to vinyl Brerose 05:21, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Let's find a way to incorporate the Choom Gang as a hearty thanks for all the lovely things they've done for all of us. What say you guys about them being a rival gang in Bluehaven? :3c Noxigar 05:24, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

can they still be hipsters Brerose 05:26, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

would we be adding them for the sake of adding them or adding them for a good reason Lex 05:27, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

is anything we do for a good reason Brerose 05:29, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

There need to be more major gangs than just The Glabal. Someone's gotta resist them outside of my Katawa Hearts Maverick "Spider8reath Tarantula" :3c Noxigar 05:30, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

There are major gangs other than The Glabal though. The whole point of Bluehaven is that it's basically a lawless playground for gangs. Lex 05:36, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

so it's what Townindale will look like next season They call me Big T BLOOD 05:44, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

nah, not necessarily Lex 05:47, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Saying that though, while they're mentioned under the Glabal's bio, there isn't much detail on them, so... eh. Lex 05:36, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

But the Choom Gang could mow those other gangs like a giant lawn. :o) Noxigar 05:44, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Hm, I'm not really onboard with the idea myself, but I'm not the sole mind, so blahhhh :( Lex 05:47, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Having a wrestler as a governor

Reminds me of The Oblongs. Also, maybe with less copyright infringement. They call me Big T BLOOD 05:28, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Blaaah, I know we're not really supposed to use unoriginal characters, but I always thought that open-domain characters and real life people weren't as bad?

But yeah, it's really making fun of the whole celebrity politician thing by having a dumb-as-rocks wrestler instead. Lex 05:35, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

having sheikie as governor is pretty much the best thing any of you have done FloppyDongHersh