(even if you aren't vegan)
Talk:NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM
this is epic
i am typing this via the edge of my seat -- NachoTalk 21:14, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
skullb=carmine FloppyDongHersh
- actually no he is sort of a combination of Ben Carmine and Baird but Baird is also Mu THENOID 21:17, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- also the dead squad part comes from Cole THENOID 21:19, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- BAIRLD>CARMINE>COLE>DIZZY FloppyDongHersh
Personally Baird is my least favorite. He just lacks the pizazz the others do, like Cole, who is oozing with pizazz. Bard's a good soldier though and will certainly resurrect you. Cole doesn't. Carmine is one toughie. And Dizzy was pretty funny but he's barely in it. THENOID 22:03, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- "I AIN'T LETTIN' BETTY OUT 'TILL YOU STOP THOSE MORTAAAAAAAARS!" I personally think that;s the worst video game quote ever. FloppyDongHersh
awesome dude i dig it that dynomite guy i'd buy him a beer --Dinoshaur gaycm 22:41, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- i find it exciting that this is considered the popular group TheCheese 12:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah actually it makes me giddy 206.159.155.148 19:58, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'm filling in for your delivery boy today. And I'm delivering today's special, which just happens to be a lead salad with brutal death soup
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You told me you wanted this here, so here it is:
HERO: KNOCK KNOCK!
VILLAIN/HENCHMAN: Who's there?
HERO: BULLETS!
{Hero riddles Villain/Henchman with bullets}
Very Soon Future Titles
THE FRITALIAN JOB featuring Don Pierre
DEATH, JUST LIKE MOMMA USED TO MAKE featuring Dock Smallhed
VOLCANOES AREN'T EVER NECESSARY featuring Professor Legallyinsane
OTHER PEOPLE DIE WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
AND NOW THERE ARE ROBOTS featuring Eric Guacamole and CP-9
LONDON CALLING (BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA MESS YOU UP GOOD) featuring Seth T. N. Crumpets
ARCANE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER featuring The Shadow
CROUCHING ASSASSIN, HIDDEN EXPLOSIVES featuring Tata-samu
AIR FORCE BLACK featuring F. Allen "Jack" Jaxxit, The Jester, and special guest Barack Obama
Possible Future Titles
I THOUGHT THE APOCALYPSE ONLY CAME ONCE A YEAR
RISE OF THE DARK REIGN OF EVIL (OF DOOM)
BOMBS (OR, HOW I LEARNED TO DEAL WITH TERRORISTS OBSESSED WITH CLEVER RIDDLES)
A DAY AT THE RACES (OF EVIL)
MAMA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG (OF EXPLOSIVES)
LOTS OF DIALOGUE AND A FEW EXPLOSIONS
ONCE, TWICE, THREE HUNDRED TIMES THE MAYHEM
B.Y.O.B. (BRING YOUR OWN BULLETS)
GIMME AN N GIMME AN O GIMME AN I GIMME A D WHAT'S THAT SPELL? DEATH
YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT YOU'D BETTER NOT CRY NUCLEAR NOID IS GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE MOUTH
(FIRE)ARMS RACE
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER