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- HOHOHO!!! HAVE A WII!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS -- Santastar
- A Black what now? -- Assistant
- Here, have a copy of Brawl to go with your Wii. belstrnnmmvnmn 04:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- I'm giving you a banned YouTube account. It's how much I care. <3 123.211.254.225 04:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Uh...
- Hey... do I know you? -- KCtheKid00908
- Uh... do you? -- Assistant
- Don't you live next door to me? -- KCtheKid00908
- Uh... do you? -- Assistant
- I don't think so... why? -- Assistant
- I swear, you sound so familiar... would you happen to know someone called Skullbuggy? -- KCtheKid--00908
- Yeah, I do. Why, do you? -- Assistant
- I swear, you sound so familiar... would you happen to know someone called Skullbuggy? -- KCtheKid--00908
- Assistant? Is that you? -- KCtheKid00908
- ... Casey? -- Assistant
- Aha! I knew it was you! I didn't know you had a blog! -- KCtheKid00908
- ... Casey? -- Assistant
- Well... I do! -- Assistant
- I never knew you felt this way... I just assumed you were some mindless henchman or something! -- KCtheKid00908
- I have feelings, you know... but yeah. I didn't know you used the internet! -- Assistant
- I never knew you felt this way... I just assumed you were some mindless henchman or something! -- KCtheKid00908
- Are you kidding? I need to check up on all my favorite websites! ... Say, it'd probably just be easier to talk to you in person. -- KCtheKid00908
- Yeah... I'll see you outside in a bit. -- Assistant
- You too! *smooch* -- KCtheKid00908
- Is Casey cheating on Jerry? Find out next time on... TALK:ASSISTANT'S BLOG! -- Announcer
- You too! *smooch* -- KCtheKid00908
- Yeah... I'll see you outside in a bit. -- Assistant
A prank
Okay, so this one time, I put a burning match in my friend Badstar's hat! So when he put it on, his head caught on fire! -- Awesometails9
- Nice! I should try that some time... -- Assistant
- Then after that, he ran out the window screaming! AND HE WAS ON THE 3RD FLOOR!!! IT WAS HILLARIOUS! -- AwesomeTails9
One time, I played a prank on myself. I put Tron Guy on Tay Zonday who was sitting on a chair. I tied the chair to two ropes and suspended the chair with Tron Guy and Tay. I gave it a few pushes to see if it was tight. I taped the ropes and the chair to the ceiling. I then dropped a dollar. Two days later, I forgot about the prank and picked up my dollar which was tied to the tape. So I removed it by pulling it and got beaten by Tay Zonday, Tron Guy, and a chair. -pmelondemon43y 21:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- You know those guys? -- Assistant
- Ewww. -- Assistant
- Also, tell Number Two I'm going to assassinate him B) -pmelondemon43y 21:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Alright, I guess. If you can do that over the internet. -- Assistant
- I'm not even sure he's telling the truth. But if that's bad, once I put ant eggs into salad dressing for a restaurant I was working at. After a while, I heard screams, and I got fired. It was funny as hell though. LexonSeph0
- It's fun to mix hair remover into shampoo. Squid jr.
- I'm not even sure he's telling the truth. But if that's bad, once I put ant eggs into salad dressing for a restaurant I was working at. After a while, I heard screams, and I got fired. It was funny as hell though. LexonSeph0
- Alright, I guess. If you can do that over the internet. -- Assistant
- Also, tell Number Two I'm going to assassinate him B) -pmelondemon43y 21:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
DAN
dan is it you it's elyssa i really have to talk - ezelly41692
- ... Dan doesn't live here. Sorry. -- Assistant
- omg is this robbie robbie get off of dan's accounr i really need to talk - ezelly41692
- Okay, this definatly isn't the "Assistant's Blog" chat zone. Avi_fan
- omg is this robbie robbie get off of dan's accounr i really need to talk - ezelly41692
gtfo scott i need to talk to dan - ezelly41692
- this is dan what up -- 2damax
- dan i went all the way with max im so sorry - ezelly41692
- dammit elyssa wtf am i not good enough or something >:( you ssssslag -- 2damax
- dan it was at spring break and you werent there and i was alone and max was there and i really really shouldnt have done it and dan im crying right now dan - ezelly41692
- dammit elyssa wtf am i not good enough or something >:( you ssssslag -- 2damax
- dan i went all the way with max im so sorry - ezelly41692
- >:( i dont care anymore elyssa i just dont care -- 2damax
- Are you about done, Master? -- Assistant
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- yes -- 2damax
- omg ROB IS THAT YOU ROB rob don't tell dan pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease - ezelly41692
- Are you about done, Master? -- Assistant
- no baby i am dan -- 2damax
- Fine, I'll let you live your little life, why not. -- Assistant
- AT LEAST I HAVE REAL FRIENDS ONLINE
- elyssa dont worry baby were still cool -- 2damax
- Fine, I'll let you live your little life, why not. -- Assistant
Tron Suits
hey some guy was talking about tron do you have any tron suits i need some for special time with my lady --Dinoshaur gaycm 23:02, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Ask that creep Lemon. -- Assistant
Kitties
I have three kitties at home. -SI_Guy12
- Oh, and does his look like this: -SI_Guy12
- Kitty did look a little bit like that, only smaller. Smaller ears, too. -- Assistant
- Well, Oreo here is cuter. -SI_Guy12
- Kitty did look a little bit like that, only smaller. Smaller ears, too. -- Assistant
- And you've never seen Kitty, have you? He's only the cutest little kitty ever! ... Sorry, he's just real cute. -- Assistant
Hey, I have some kittens, free to good home. Want one? — ChwokaTalk
Number Two
How comes he hasn't just made he own account instead of using yours? Also, was he ever teased with immature jokes? LexonSeph0
- Mmf. Number Two doesn't know how to make an account, and every time I try to tell him how he just brushes me off. No, I don't think he's been teased. -- Assistant
Hey
I would like to recruit you to defeat Number 2. I know that you know all of his information. You would be a huge asset. What do you say? - Raiku
- No thanks. I do find him annoying, but he's got me well-pais. -- Assistant
Assistant...
I was wondering. Are you a satanist? Your name explains it. -- LD453
- Nope. Proud atheist. -- Assistant
- explains working for a godless killing machine jk you know how i roll assistant - Chwoka
- Yeah, I know, man. -- Assistant
- explains working for a godless killing machine jk you know how i roll assistant - Chwoka
Coldplay?
Who likes coldplay!? -SI_Guy12
- I do. Jerkfoot. -- Assistant
- Srsly, Linkin Park is better. -SI_Guy12
- Alright, let me step in for a sec. Linkin Park is not, was not, nor will ever be anything more than a bunch of whiny kids with a guitar, a microphone, and some drums. >:[ - SKUB ?
- Woah, man. Chill out. -- Assistant
- All coldplay has is violins. Other than that, difference? SI_Guy12
- Woah, man. Chill out. -- Assistant
- Alright, let me step in for a sec. Linkin Park is not, was not, nor will ever be anything more than a bunch of whiny kids with a guitar, a microphone, and some drums. >:[ - SKUB ?
- Srsly, Linkin Park is better. -SI_Guy12
- Last I checked, Coldplay had talent. I don't even like Coldplay that much! - SKUB ?
- Alright, break it up. I don't want any fights. -- Assistant
- Assistant, you need to listen to What I've done or something. SI_Guy12
- Yeah, maybe I should. -- Assistant
- Okay, that's it! I don't mind the Coldplay and Linkin Park hate, but hating on Violins, No Way! I own one myself thank you very much! LexonSeph0
- Yeah, maybe I should. -- Assistant
- Assistant, you need to listen to What I've done or something. SI_Guy12
- Alright, break it up. I don't want any fights. -- Assistant
- IF YOU WERE ALL MEN YOUD LISTEN TO BENNY LAVA Benny_Lava
YAKKITY SAX TRUMPS ALL - Chwoka
- ALL HAIL FRANK ZAPPA -- CaptainBellstrom
- Ooh Yes. I Heard his cover of "I am the Walrus", and I was stunned by its greatness. LexonSeph0
- ALL HAIL FRANK ZAPPA -- CaptainBellstrom
Mario music
@Number Two: I believe you are thinking of the Super Mario Bros. Overworld Theme. -- CaptainBellstrom
- I just call it the Super Mario Song. -- 2damax
- Ah. -- CaptainBellstrom
RULER
Whenever I'm building anything, I find it's nice to have that factory-type song. You know the one - doo doo doo doo Doo Doo doo doo, then it goes dah DAH DAH, dadadadadah dah...dah dadah dah dah Dah dah, dah da dah, dadadadahg, dah dah dadadadah DAH dah? - Chwoka
- I have that song on my iPod :O -pmelondemon43y 18:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
- What is it called? - Chwoka
- Working Song. - EvilCitrusFruit
- What is it called? - Chwoka
- Oh, I heard that one I think. It's that song with the music and the notes and the chorus and the bridge I think. -- 2damax
- It's an instrumental. -Chwoka
- Oh right that one -- 2damax
- It's an instrumental. -Chwoka
Xbox
HIGH-FIVE! -SI_Guy12
- I never got an XBox... but still! *high fives* -- 2damax
Number Two
This should be YOUR blog, Number Two. Change the password and don't tell it to Assistant. - Demon Child
George
Hey, Assistant-Number Two. You haven't been here in a while, but, who's your favorite George? There's George Clooney, George Lopez, George Bush, George W. Bush... But who's you two's favorite George? -pmelondemon43y 04:12, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
- i like george jetson -- 2damax
ATTENTION ALL
Number 2 sucks and quite frankly smells like poo - TheHomestrongestGuyinTheWorld
Hey Skullbuggy (Real Question)
Could you make me a happy emote, and mad emote, and a sad emote of Raiku? Brerose 00:02, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- I need a pic, first. - SKUB ? 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- SKUB ? 01:00, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
hey while you're just handing out free blog emoticons will you make me a series of emoticons of clyde, the orange ghost from pacman you will be a fine friend of mine IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D DO IT lol jk i don't need them THENOID 20:02, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
too bad i did them anyway - SKUB ? 20:22, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- make ones of lemon but model them after real lemons -pmelondemon43y 20:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- MB emotes plz kthnxbai belstrnnmmvnmn 20:32, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
GUYS YOU ARE NOT BEING COURTEOUS AND ASKING WHILST PRETENDING NOT TO BE ASKING THENOID 20:35, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- I'm really tempted to make a blog my own, but I am afraid to. Lex 19:53, 23 December 2008 (UTC)