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ANNOUNCER: Today is a bright and early match! We have vindicator, a man who is more mysterious than anyone!

LIGHTNING GUY: He's so mysterious, we had no trouble whatsoever finding him and talking him into a public match-up!

And we as well have Chaos, who just returned from a devistating Battel, which cost him the life of 2 of his friends.

CHAOS: {Turns into Soul Banisher} This battel's for CP and Bell.

LIGHTNING GUY: What better way to honor their memories than by doing the exact same thing than got them killed in the first place?

Pebble Kanjiro: What about me? I got turned into a pebble!

NOBODY: I care!

CHAOS: You wanna stay in my pocket, or do you want to be crushed into cement?

Pebble Kanjiro: I'll be a good sediment...

LIGHTNING GUY: This is exactly how pebbles talk.

CHAOS: You better be. now then. {Chaos swings his scythe at Vindicator, sending him into the wall} If he's standing still, I'll just kill him with pride. {Chaos returns to normal}

{Chaos prepares zanmato}

CHAOS: This is too easy! {Activates zanamto; watches as Vindicator gets shot back and forth}

LIGHTNING GUY: It's like a ping pong game without the entertainment.

CHAOS: If he's Idle for much longer, I'll win by default. Can't wait! {Splits into 5 and teleports}

{All 5 Chaos' prepare red lightning

LIGHTNING GUY: It's like regular lightning,

and send them into Vindicator's chest, shooting him 60 meters into the air}

LIGHTNING GUY: but it's red.

CHAOS: At LEAST try to defend!

CHAOS: I'm just gonna finish you off here! Forget the 30 line minimum!

LIGHTNING GUY: Breaking his own rules! What an admirable man!

{Chaos and his clones all prepare for the shadow zanmato}

Pebble Kanjiro: It's not his fault. He's probably not on. If he doesn't respond by midday tomorrow, then you should win by default. While your waiting though, you can attempt to change me back to normal?

LIGHTNING GUY: Because that'll make for an exciting 30 minutes.

{Chaos ends the shadow zanmato mid-battel}

CHAOS: He's got 5 hours to respond.

LIGHTNING GUY: I can set deadlines because I'm important like that.

Till then, I'll try to fix you up. But just so you know, I'm not a miracle worker.

CHAOS: It's time. All 5 hours are up. I can't help it. I have to end this battel .I don't have much time to!

LIGHTNING GUY: The wind controls these battels, not me!

{Chaos picks up where he left off, about to preform the Shadow zanmato, only to notice that Vindicator disappeared} What the? Where did he go? I better defend myself {Covers his wings over himself}

{Vindicator re-heals himself.}

VINDICATOR: Nice hits. Talking about poor sportsmanship.

LIGHTNING GUY: wah wah i own this fanstuff wah

{Vindicator creates a purple ball of dark energy and targets Chaos directly, while strafing around the area.}

{Chaos splits into 5 and teleports}

LIGHTNING GUY: Man, that neverending battel really did feel like forever!