RiffText/User:Chaosvii7/Battels/Kanjiro

ANNOUNCER: Here tonight is a clash of the juggernauts! We have Kanjiro, a powerful entity with powers scattered from all kinds of anime! Against Chaos. Son of Death, and the bearer of the Devil's Throne, a new power that he acquired. Both share amazing powers in their own fields. Who will claim the cup? Let's see the battel and find out!

LIGHTNING GUY: All I heard was "Mary Sue".

CHAOS: I CAN'T lose with the Devil's Throne. I'll save it for later, that'll keep ya guessing!

LIGHTNING GUY: That'll keep ya guessing? Are you a powerful dark entity or Sarah Palin?

Kanjiro:

LIGHTNING GUY: Screw formatting requirements, I have style!

{Pulls out his swords.} Ok, let's do this then.

ANNOUNCER: BEGIN!!!

{Chaos simply stands in place}

LIGHTNING GUY: Do I start off on the right foot or the left foot? God, so many decisions.

CHAOS: I always let my challenger go first.

Kanjiro: Um... Ok... {Kanjiro starts to dash towards chaos. All of a sudden he disappears. Two fire slashes come from behind chaos and hit him 50 meters into the air.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Ooh, surprise butt banging.

{Kanjiro then appears in front of chaos in midair and kicks him to the ground. Kanjiro vanishes again.}

CHAOS: {turns into black ash,which flies around the field and blows around until it reforms him} Now it's time to REALLY begin trying!

{Chaos sprouts wings and a tail,}

LIGHTNING GUY: FURRY FURY

{finds kanjiro, does an attack similar to a primary lotus on him,}

LIGHTNING GUY: Thank goodness we're all as dedicated to anime as him, or there'd be a potential for confusion.

{and then makes a comet and drills Kanjiro further into the ground with it, then grabs his head and ignites his hands, burning Kanjiro.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Yet leaving Chaos' hands completely fine and unscathed.

CHAOS: You can't hide from me. You can hurt me bad, but when it comes to sensing people, my senses are accute.

LIGHTNING GUY: As accute as your spelling.

Kanjiro: You didn't sense my clone. Stupid.

LIGHTNING GUY: One. Word. Sentences. Rock.

Although i

LIGHTNING GUY: Yi yi.

do give you credit for destroying my swords. But... {Kanjiro throws his hat up into the air, it burns up, and turns into a glorious staff.} You made me bring this out. Even stupider.

CHAOS: {Exhales} I'm ready. More than you think, too!

LIGHTNING GUY: Too bad he never thinks.

Kanjiro: I'm waiting for you, all you have done is counter... and brag about yourself.

LIGHTNING GUY: That last part is essential to a successful battle.

CHAOS: Fine. You might or might not have heard of this. Power Word:Seal!

LIGHTNING GUY: :3

{Kanjiro feels something inside him feel like}

LIGHTNING GUY: Welcome to the department of redundancy department.

{it just got heavier, as though weighed down by a lock.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Because locks are the heaviest things ever.

CHAOS: There. I just sealed your energies. No more clones. That'll help. {Chaos holds up his hand, and a bolt of lightning crashes down and solidifies into a ball.} SHADOW THUNDER! {Chaos teleports}

Kanjiro: {Sarcastically} Oh. Wow.

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow. Oh.

You sealed my energies chakra. {Rolls his eyes} But, i don't need chakra to do this.

LIGHTNING GUY: I just need the power of love.

{Kanjiro body gets covered in flames, burning the lock thingy away, he then makes 10 copies of himself that all but one dash away into nothingness.}

Voice from nowhere that sounds suspiciously like Kanjiro 1:

LIGHTNING GUY: who's kanjiro 1

You'll never catch us now!

Voice from nowhere that sounds suspiciously like Kanjiro 2: Yeah, now that we have these staffs, you'll never touch us!

LIGHTNING GUY: Show me on the doll where the bad man never touched you.

Voice from nowhere that sounds suspiciously like Kanjiro 3: Just you wait! HAHAHA!

The real Kanjiro: Let me explain. My staff can make any power, physical or magic, burn up to nothing and remove any contact to me. Thus making you be able to snatch one of me out of thin air, impossible, unless- {kanjiro stops} I know you can hear me, your silly teleport technique won't work, your just hiding like a wimp hoping i won't see you why you plan your next foolish attack. {Kanjiro dashes into nothingness.} Your dead.

LIGHTNING GUY: Your dead is due next week.

CHAOS: You can out-do me better than any challenger.

LIGHTNING GUY: That means a lot considering he's your first challenger.

Or can you? {Chaos snaps his fingers, and the real kanjiro falls to the ground, coughing up blood, while all fake Kanjiros are dispelled.} I did more than seal your chakra. I practically control what happens to all 318 veins of chakra. I could simply wish they tighten up around your internal organs and kill you. But Ienjoy this battle too much.

LIGHTNING GUY: Almost as much as Idon't enjoy reading about it.

I respect you. So I'll just make you suffer for my pains. After all, {Removes jacket to show all scars, burns, and wounds dealt this battle.} I think it's a fair trade.

{Chaos releases the strain on Kanjiro, and he stands up.}

CHAOS: You have suffered as much as I. and now.....{ a red symbol appears on the ground, and red mist begins to come around the field. Chaos then kneels down and bites all his fingers.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Now Chaos, if you could actually eat yourself, world hunger wouldn't be a problem.

I will begin showing absolutely NO MERCY!!!{Slams them onto the symbol in the ground.} Zanmato!

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, you're stealing moves from video games now. What an improvement.

{Golden-bladed katana appears and goes after Kanjiro.}

CHAOS: It's over. Just wait.

{The blade hits kanjiro 9999 times,}

LIGHTNING GUY: That's just one less than 10,000. I remember learning that in school.

{and makes a large, golden supernova shoot Kanjiro around, scarring him each time and sending him deep into the ground.}

CHAOS: Wait, I sense something wrong with this. I better ready myself. {Chaos puts himself in a defensive stance.}

Kanjiro: Oww! You got me there... {Coughs out more blood} But I still have a few more tricks up my sleeve... {Cough, Cough!}

LIGHTNING GUY: Would you like some {cough} syrup?

Considering there are 364 chakra points, i can still do this... {His body turns to flames and he starts to morph. He grows fangs, claws, and hind legs. He then summons his tiger and props himself up on it. Kanjiro then kinetically draws his staff.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, so he drew his staff whilst moving! Insane, man!

Let's make the best of our last 6 lines.

Off Topic: Sorry i took so long, i had to make and eat dinner. Oh, and for you, look at my talk page. And also i faced 2 edit conflicts doing this.

LIGHTNING GUY: Boo hoo let's all cry for the poor edit conflict victim wah wah wah

CHAOS: Give me your all!

LIGHTNING GUY: Sorry, I'm using my all later tonight.

We're almost done here!

Kanjiro: 5 more lines to go!

LIGHTNING GUY: Yes, I get it. You can count.

Let's do this thing!

CHAOS: {removes from defensive position and rips off right sleeve} DEVIL'S THRONE!!! {Right forearm grows black scales and red electrical energy} Devil's Throne. My most powerful attack. On the count of 3, big rush0in clash!.....3!

LIGHTNING GUY: Rush0in clash? This sounds pr0mising.

{Both Chaos and Kanjiro run into each other, charging their powers}

ANNOUNCER: THIS IS GETTING GOOD!TOO BAD IT ENDS IN 3 LINES!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, the announcer can count, too. The twists never cease.

{big explosion, when smoke clears, both Kanjiro and Chaos are returned to normal, and both still standing}

LIGHTNING GUY: There are so many things wrong with this line, I have no idea where start, what the freaking crap, I don't even, ridiculous.

CHAOS: You....have...bested me..{Passes out and keels over}

LIGHTNING GUY: Thank you for visiting the department of redundancy department. Make sure to come back again and return another time.

ANNOUNCER: AND THE WINNER OF THE BATTEL IS KANJIRO!!!!

Kanjiro: Line 30! {Um... Die'd!}

LIGHTNING GUY: It's the reluctant action.

A good battle indeed...

Aftermath

CHAOS: For besting me, you recieve one of my devil's throne scales. It can be used once any battle(mine or anothers) to summon me to attack with the Devil's throne. I'll get the userbox for it to you right away. You also recieve 300 ShadowPoints and 1st place in the Battel circuit.(I'll get you that userbox ASAP, too.)

I have an idea that we can start a battle fanstuff thing, were we pick 4 different battles from anywhere, then match up the battles, and have people vote which one is bestest. so like battle 1 vs battle 2, people vote then battle 1 goes to round 2 and people vote if they like battle 1 or 3 and then the victor. Get what i'm saying?--Kanjiro 02:16, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Almost. That does remind me to add an important thing to my battels page. I'll ponder and pend that,

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Something like this, only with battles.--Kanjiro 02:31, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

And then the members of the 2 winning battels(excluding me, regardless of win or loss) can have a fight for a lesser trohpy1 and also, you may want to watch out for a few Random cup battels. Look on the normal battels page for more insight on why you might be a target to all cup fighters on the list......

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Yeah, i saw the cup thing. Seems cool, but i think the battle tournement of awsome thing would be cooler.--Kanjiro 02:39, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

We can hold that for the transition between the first and second cup! So it'd be battel cup, Battel tourney of awexome, battel cup 2, etc., until we end the batteling entirely.

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When are we going to start DND?--Kanjiro 03:07, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

LOOK ON YOUR TALK UNDER THE RE:DND STUFF SECTION!!!

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Or if you're too lazy, 57 days starting tommorrow.

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