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RiffText/User:Chaosvii7/Battels/Demon Chaos
{all members of ShadowMarks except Bell appear in a collesium, surrounded by lava. The head member of ShadowMarks has Chaos by the collar}
LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, no announcer. Maybe I'll survive this riff after all.
GUFFAW: Yeah, homie bro. Pretty sick.
LIGHTNING GUY: Or maybe not.
1: I never thought today would ever come to be. Today is the day we unleash the demon inside of Chaos. {hangs Chaos over the edge}
2: Our revenge will have been complete after him killing us.
LIGHTNING GUY: You'd be dead, too, so that would be a nice plus.
3: What are we waiting for? This world doesn't deserve to see or know the truth of life.
4 & 5: We agree!
GUFFAW: Thank you for the crucial input.
6: Kill.....Chaos....
LIGHTNING GUY: I can...........overuse periods........too.
7: Today, we will disregard the need for our human forms! Once Chaos is released, we will rule the world in the next instant!
9: Say... Why am I fighting against him?
GUFFAW: Rookies. They just don't get it.
1: You were once one of them. You know how to control him. To tame him to do our bidding. But, you must remove your robes and
LIGHTNING GUY: Shake it for big daddy.
not let anyone know that you're with ShadowMarks. Darkangel's mind was erased after the battel,
GUFFAW: But there was nothing there to erase.
so he won't remember that you were the ninth member.
4: They're coming. Get ready, Bell!
9: Fine. {transforms from shadow to soul reaper}
IM A BELL: This fine?
LIGHTNING GUY: No, the other fine.
{footsteps can be heard in the background}
8: Oh noes!
GUFFAW: People always talk like this.
{Kanjiro and the other people are seen jumping through a window breaking it while kanjiro immediately going for the leader with his two swords and the others preparing for battel}
LIGHTNING GUY: Dude, where's my comma?
Kanjiro: DIE YOU IDIOT!!! {A fire blast is slashed towards the leader}
GUFFAW: How does one slash a fire blast.
{The leader simply stares at the fire blast and it dissapears}
1: Nice try. However, you'll need to think twice before rushing into the frey and hitting me. Your friend's life is on the line! {pulls out a spear}
Kanjiro: A spear! Is that all you got?!?
LIGHTNING GUY: It's a question, then an exclamation, then a question again.
{Summons his tiger, hotaru, and it dashes away} Try and get me now with your spear!
{1 pulls out a bow}
GUFFAW: Laugh out loud. Owned.
1: I'll try to miss! {launches an arrow at Hotaru, making him fall down incapacitated}
LIGHTNING GUY: Note: Using big words does not actually make you smarter.
GUFFAW: Eating smarties does that.
Kanjiro: Nice try. {Kanjiro summons another hotaru. Kanjiro then jumps above 1, going behind him, then uses a fiery sword blast, knocking 1 into the wall, but right before impact, kanjiro uses shunpo to dash in front of him, kanjiro then kicks 1 50 yards away, knocking him out} Now, we must get chaos before he grows to full demon!
{1 picks Kanjiro up by the throat and chockes him}
LIGHTNING GUY: With chockelate.
1: You have little expirence fighting a good adversairy, I see.
{Kanjiro appears out of nowhere in front of 1}
Kanjiro: I just never figured you were a good opponent. {The clone 1 was choking disappears. Kanjiro then jumps onto hotaru. He disappears.}
IM A BELL: ...Jiro.
GUFFAW: You better have had a pretty good reason to just replace the first three letters of his name with dots like that.
The SMs aren't our current opponents. Chaos is.
DARKANGEL: Kanjiro, would you PLEASE STOP? We're getting prepped out he--
{Darkangel is suddenly hit by 2}
DARKANGEL: {Angry} HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA! {Grunts} DEATH TO ALL WHO HIT ME ABRUPTLY! FO REELZ!
LIGHTNING GUY: What? Where the hell did this guy come from? I am befuddled, I am.
{Darkangel suddenly dissapears along with 2}
DARKANGEL: {Nowhere to be seen; voiceover} Don't worry Jiro and Bell, I'll be back soon, just as I finish giving "Mister 2" of the "DarkMonks" or whatever they're called an eternal suffering in an alternate reality. Be right back!
GUFFAW: Don't be long, sweetie.
{All other members of ShadowMarks dissapear, leaving Chaos, unconscious}
LIGHTNING GUY: How did the other members of ShadowMarks "dissapear" if they were unconscious?
{Chaos lets out a scream of pain, and gets up}
CHAOS: Must....kill... {takes Kanjiro by the head, throws him into Bell, and drags them into Darkangel.}
COW: Danna! Can't touch me!
GUFFAW: You fail at pop culture reference.
{Chaos takes his hand and activates the Devil's Throne}
CHAOS: Die! {launches red electricity at CP, sending her into the pile of knocked out fighters}
IM A BELL:{wakes up} I guess I'll just have to use your gift against you!!!!! {becomes demon bell}
DEMON BELL: Random Jibney Powerup! 20X6 Morph! {becomes Daemon Stinko}
LIGHTNING GUY: um
DAEMON STINKO: RANDOM JIBNEY DEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCEEE!!!!!!!!!! NEGATIVE CHURCHBELL BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!! {Blasts 100 massive Churchbell Deuces into Chaos, encasing Chaos in gold} Ringing avalanche!
LIGHTNING GUY: ok
{A loud gong is heard. The noise breaks chaos into millions of tiny pieces}
{the pieces turn into black ash, which reform Chaos right behind Bell}
CHAOS: Black fist!
GUFFAW: Also known as "every woman's guilty desire".
LIGHTNING GUY: Man, if people actually read this crap, we'd be in jail by now.
{punches Stink, turning him back into regular Bell}
IM A BELL: ...{becomes Daemon Stinko}
LIGHTNING GUY: Well, that was a perfect waste of time.
DAEMON STINKO: Is that all you got? Final Daemon! {becomes Giant Daemon Stinko with SS4 Gogeta hair, a Black cloak with blood stains, and Shadowy Figure's legs (Final Daemon)}
FINAL DAEMON:{same tone as Pure Watashi, but with Death's voice level} Ultimate Killer Daemon Revival. Daemon Fighters. {the other fighters are transformed into Demon versions of themselves} Ultimate Killer Daemon Destruction. Power Absorption.
GUFFAW: You are a very enthusiastic man.
{Chaos is transformed into dark energy and is absorbed by Final Daemon}
{Chaos clears the red mist to show a near-dead Bell}
CHAOS: Nice try! {breaks Bell's face open}
LIGHTNING GUY: Hes a bell inside, too! What a surprise!
IM A BELL: My god. Even IF you're some insane demon, you still can't realize that you can't kill me! {becomes Final Daemon again}
FINAL DAEMON: Ultimate Killer Daemon Destruction! Polar Opposite Combo! Impure Purification Deuce!!!!!!! {transforms chaos into a black mass, then purifies him, then deuces him to the underworld, where Death punishes Chaos}
GUFFAW: For being a bad demon, I am going to take away your puppy killing privileges.
{Chaos opens his eyes, and bell's charm dissolves, and reverts him back into Normal Bell}
CHAOS: You cannot stop me from unleashing my inner demon. {walks to ledge backwards}
CHAOS:
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh my, I'm seeing double.
I am what I am! {kicks himself off ledge and into the lava}
IM A BELL: {looks over cliff} Wow. Ouch. Saargtsson just ate him.
GUFFAW: And it happened because I said it did.
{becomes Final Daemon (again)}
FINAL DAEMON: Yo can't destroy the charm. You only destroyed the casing. The real charm has been infused with my soul, with no hope of removing it. The charm is part of me. And since the charm was created by you, Chaos, I have the ability to control you. {makes Chaos open himself in Paint, presses select, highlights himself, right-clicks himself, and Deletes himself}
LIGHTNING GUY: Did you have to go through the whole process? I mean, do you expect us to try and do the same with ourselves one day or something?
{the stadium begins rumbling, and the lava turns a pure black color}
FINAL DAEMON: Black lava? My flavorite! {Ingests Black lava, grows larger}
{Guffaw runs puke.exe and vomits all over Lightning Guy.}
{Demon Chaos comes out of the lava, with two large moving stones}
DEMON CHAOS: Now, I will control what is rightfully mine! {pulls out sword, which absorbs the essence of Daemon Stinko and traps it in the blade, making it stronger}
FINAL DAEMON: Hm? {eats sword} Mmm... TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
LIGHTNING GUY: {eats a chicken} Mmm... TASTES LIKE SWORD!
{The sword escapes Daemon Stinko's stomach, killing him in the process}
DEMON CHAOS: Impure Zanmato! {the sword returns to it's sheath}
FINAL DAEMON: How can't you get through your thick head that you can't kill me? I am immortal! Let me introduce you to MY father, UNICRON!
GUFFAW: His father is a unicorn. That is amusing.
{Unicron appears and ingests the earth along with Chaos}
GUFFAW: That is one hungry pony.
FINAL DAEMON: Unicron, the cannibal planet.
LIGHTNING GUY: But eating someone from another planet doesn't make you a cannibal. And eating another planet just makes you obese at worst.
The metal god of darkness. The brother of Primus. The being known in most universes as "What the {bleep} is that?!!". THE KEY {demonic voice} TO YOUR DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!
{Chaos snaps his fingers, and Deamon dissapears, leaving only regular Bell}
DEMON CHAOS: Now I shall erase Daemon from th battel! {seals in sword PERMANENTALLY AND IRREVERSIBALY}
GUFFAW: He did not say "permanently" or "irreversibly", though, so go nuts.
{the sword transforms into Negative Bell (Final Daemon with spikes jutting out from his back and arms}
NEGATIVE BELL: Thank you for the contribution to my power. As thanks, you get DEATH!!!!!! {destroys Chaos}
LIGHTNING GUY: Can I return this gift?
{Chaos
GUFFAW: While magically coming back to life.
splits open Negative Bell's back with the Impure Zanmato, and returns him into the blade}
DEMON CHAOS: YOU don't seem to understand. {grabs real Bell} If a demon attacks me, I can take it and make it into my minion, so I'm doing you a favor. {pushes away} Now save some for the other fighters. They have yet to show what they're hiding!
{Darkangel flies into the air and 2 appears near him, unconsious}
LIGHTNING GUY: Unconscious people can't fly, either. Sorry.
DARKANGEL: Now, with ShadowGuy #2 under my command, I can do anything without even being here! 'sides, we all know we're inmortal. So, 2! ATTACK WITH ALL OF OUR MIGHT!
{Darkangel dissapears and leaves 2 on the arena; 2 lands on the arena}
DARKANGEL: {Nowhere to be seen; voiceover} Super fatal ultimatum chaos 11;9034.2231!
GUFFAW: This is not a number. I am not sure what it is.
ACTIVATE!
{Enormous beams of light appear in 2's hands and increase in size. After a few seconds, 2 launches an enormous beam at Chaos, leaving him near death}
DARKANGEL: {Nowhere to be seen; voiceover} Continue attacking! Bell, CP, everyone! Attack alongside my mentaly-controlled ShadowGuy! {To Chaos} Hey, Chaos! Try hitting me! Oops! I forgot! I'm not here! I'm fighting with my personal puppet,
LIGHTNING GUY: Is it addicted to cookies?
GUFFAW: No. However, it does live in a garbage can.
LIGHTNING GUY: This riff was brought to you by the letter X! For, uh, exceptionally bad acting.
while I'm in another dimension, reality and time! As I said, everyone, ATTACK!
{Everyone gets into their attack position and 2 rushes to Chaos}
{Chaos pulls a scythe on a chain,twirls it, and sends it into the heart of ShadowMarks member 2, tearing out a blue-flame version of it, leaving the original 2 dead}
LIGHTNING GUY: And there went the only original thing in this fiction.
DEMON CHAOS: Game over! Undead Soul Servant! Attack them!
{the ghostly spirit of 2 pulls out a firearms and shoots it into himself}
GUFFAW: Suicide is not the answer. There are people who like you. I just can't think of any.
DEMON CHAOS: Figures. When I control a soul, it usually cannot bear the pressure of death, and sevitude, so they put their own spirits to rest, solving their problems forever. {2's Essence goes into Chaos' sword, making it stronger} But however, it takes a burden off of mine.
{Kanjiro suddenly wakes up and sees all of the destruction and madness}
Kanjiro: What the BLEEP is going on here?!?
LIGHTNING GUY: He seriously just said the word bleep.
What happened? And what is this giant destructive demon thing here? I think I'll destroy it. {Kanjiro throws his hat into the air and it burns up and reveals his staff.} This'll be tough. {Pulls out a cellphone, and talks on it in Japanese. Then all of a sudden Kanjiro's infamous anime army appears.} Attack!
{Demon Chaos sends the army into his sword, never to return, and making the sword stronger}
DEMON CHAOS: Just try to fight me. I can take anything!
GUFFAW: That is what she-
{Lightning Guy turns Guffaw off.}
LIGHTNING GUY: I finally found that "off" button. And it only took me four and a half episodes!
Kanjiro: Sorry Deidara, your going to have to explode to get everyone out of that sword and permanently destroy it.
{Deidara explodes and everyone is freed and the sword is destroyed}
LIGHTNING GUY: I'm going to miss Deidara. Wait, who's Deidara?
DEMON CHAOS: That's fine. {snaps fingers, and stone repair the sword and trap the army back inside of it}
Kanjiro: PER-MAN-ENT-LY
LIGHTNING GUY: I know how to pronounce it, thank you.
{Time is reversed to the point right before Demon Chaos repairs his sword.}
{Time speeds up to Demon Chaos with a fixed sword and no army of Kanjiro's}
LIGHTNING GUY: Time is not a toy, kids. Keep playing with it and it just might break.
DEMON CHAOS:' That would have worked, but these stones by my sides are polar opposites of death.
LIGHTNING GUY: So, life?
They can repair my sword.
Kanjiro: Then I'll just have to break it again then take out those stones! {Kanjiro's staff starts to glow and then all of a sudden Chaos's sword, stones, and left arm blow up and die away in a fiery blast FOREVER.} Ha! You no longer have 2 arms, a weapon, or the other thing I just destroyed where you can't repair anything again! Plus I have an anime army!
LIGHTNING GUY: A freaking anime army, man!
{the stones, after a while, begin moving again, and repair Chaos' arm, but not the sword}
DEMON CHAOS: I said the OPPOSITES of death. They can never be stopped. Only the thing powering them. But congratulations on winning back your army. {tatoo on right arm begins to glow red, hurting Chaos}
LIGHTNING GUY: It's a fakey, too. What a wimp.
FINAL DAEMON: Arrat!@ 'm back! Let's see... opposites of death... that means I can't kill/destroy them, so... {Destroys the sword and before the rocks have a chance to fix the sword, immortalizes the stones, mortalizes them, then destroys them PERMANENTLY}
{stones begin working again}
{Demon Chaos snaps his fingers, and Daemon Stinko is turned into normal Daemon Stinko, while being stuck to the ground, unable to move forever, and ever, and maybe not after 2 evers, but you get the point.}
LIGHTNING GUY: There was a point?
DAEMON STINKO: Read my explanation. I'm so full of insanity, I'm really where you are! {switches places with Chaos}
DAEMON STINKO:
LIGHTNING GUY: I think I need to see an eye doctor about this double vision I'm having.
You can't stop me. You may be able to find loopholes, but I'm the one who uses plotholes!!!!! Super Fist of Traveling To A Different Dimension To Train For 500 Years Without Time Travel!!!! {dissapears, reappears one second later as Gigantic Final Daemon (King What)}
KING WHAT: Hahaha!!!! My back story isn't fully established!!!!!! Random Plothole Deuce!!!!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh yay, moar randomz.
{Chaos dissapears for no known reason and is reborn as Michael Jackson}
KING WHAT: Yes! Random plotholes rule!!!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: I'd like a moment for rebuttal.
{Chaos slams Daemon Stinko, who somehow is all bloody, and uses the same technique he used on 2 on him, making his essence his eternal servant}
DEMON CHAOS: I hope he enjoys a fate worse than death, since every person I've used this on has died by far!
LIGHTNING GUY: And death is a far worse fate than death.
Now, Daemon Stinko! Attack Kanjiro!
{Daemon Stinko does exactly as commanded, without killing itself}
DEMON CHAOS: I'm amazed! This essence is so pure it can take my commands and not attempt to permanentaly kill itself. These ones must have something important to hold on to.
LIGHTNING GUY: Or they're too stupid to know where they're not wanted. Eh, potayto potahto.
{meanwhile, where Daemon Stinko was impaled, Bell rises from his place}
IM A BELL: Uhh... {looks at Kanjiro's mutilated body} Oh, {bleep}ing {bleep}!!!! {becomes Daemon Stinko once more}
DAEMON STINKO: Daemonic Resurrection!!!!!! {brings Kanjiro back to life} Now, since you can only control demons... {reverts to Im a bell (soul reaper)}
IM A BELL: Quincy+Soul Reaper+Hollow [yes, he is a hollow and quincy also] Power!!! Hollowification! {Chaos becomes a hollow} Hollow Destruction! {destroys Hollow Chaos. When the smoke clears, Chaos is mutilated}
{Chaos removes his sword from Bell's chest, standing behind him.}
DEMON CHAOS: Not good enough.
LIGHTNING GUY: I'm never good enough, dad! Never! {breaks into tears}
IM A BELL: Check your back.
LIGHTNING GUY: I can't. My head is too attached to my body.
{Chaos looks behind him. There is a large nuke attached to it. The nuke explodes, only harming Chaos. While he is down, Im a bell slices him into tiny tiny pieces}
IM A BELL: Hmm... Chaos is a demon so, Hey, Jesus!
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, this will be good.
JESUS: Yeah? {Im a bell hands him Chaos} DAD! We got a Demon here!
LIGHTNING GUY: A Demon who happens to be sliced into tiny tiny pieces while still able to be held as one.
GOD: Hmm... {destroys Chaos FOREVER. PLEVER. JEVER. JEVERY. JIBEVERY. JIBNEY!!!!!} SMITE'd!!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: This is the lowest form of blasphemy possible. I'll make sure the Pope gets your number.
{Chaos' stones surely revive him, and make the tattoo on his right arm glow, harming him slightly}
GOD:{angry} I believe you don't understand the meaning of {destroys the stones, then Chaos again} SMITE'd!
LIGHTNING GUY: I'm sorry, I don't speak Hebrew.
{The stones repair themselves after time and revive Chaos, making the Tattoo on his right arm glow, harming him slightly.}
HINT: Try piecing things together by using the bolded words!
LIGHTNING GUY: This Hint guy is so lame!
IM A BELL: Oh! God! {whispers to God}
GOD: Right. Tattoo Smiting! {destroys the tattoo} Rock Smiting! {destroys the stones} Demon Smiting! {Mutilates Chaos}
LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, can you smite this fanstuff next?
IM A BELL: Now, to finish this! Ultimate Destruction Jibney Death! Unauthorized Power Steal!!! {absorbs other fighters, blasts a gigantic wave of bright, white energy into Chaos, destroying him completely. FOR REALS THIS TIME! </KOT>}
{Demon chaos lands on the rubble, with all of the fighters surrounding him}
HINT: Chaos has exposed fleshy parts of the body. Try hitting the tattoo, instead of smiting it with god, cuz
LIGHTNING GUY: I am not your cousin.
that'll just make things worse.
{Kanjiro's anime army finally revive him}
Kanjiro: That's like the second time i've died!
LIGHTNING GUY: That's a lie and you know it.
I'm mad now! Form x-42-b! {All of Kanjiro's army start to prepare to attack while kanjiro goes head on at chaos with one sword slicing the tattoo on chaos's arm} Finally... that thing was ugly...
LIGHTNING GUY: It was a tattoo of Kanjiro's face, by the way.
IM A BELL: Right. {runs toward Chaos, digging his Zanpakuto into Chaos' tattoo, harming Chaos} Take that! Now, puncha-power! {Punches the tattoo repeatedly, harming Chaos each punch} RANDOM JIBNEY DEATH! SUPRA DAEMON PUNCHA-POWER!!!!!! {arms turn pitch black, and grow claws. Once again he punches the tattoo repeatedly, harming Chaos each punch} SUPRA PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {transforms into golden tank, fires Black Claw Hand at the tattoo, harming Chaos so much, he explodes.
LIGHTNING GUY: Seems reasonable enough.
The remnants freeze, then implode. Causing a massive amount of smoke. When the smoke clears, Chaos is lying on the ground, mutilated. the tattoo has become a burnt hole, which transforms into a black hole, sucking Chaos in, and destroying him forever. REALLY!}
Kanjiro: Calm down! Jeez! But um... we won!?! Wait... it can't be this easy?
LIGHTNING GUY: Distinguishing questions from statements is very easy?
It's never this easy. Wait a sec... You mutilated chaos!!!
IM A BELL: Shut it. Look, once I find Chaos's remnants, I'll forcibly rip the demon out of him, and bring him back to life.
LIGHTNING GUY: Despite him being destroyed forever. REALLY!
Yo ShadowMarks, How you gonna take over the world now?!!
LIGHTNING GUY: Wiggers gonna wig.
Oh wait. I'm a Sh-Oops, I forgot. The other fighters are still here.
{time goes back to where Im a bell simply dug his zanpakuto into Chaos}
HINT:' Everything after that.....not really needed,
LIGHTNING GUY: Everything before that.....not really needed,
but anyways, You're supposed to see what happens...
{Chaos' stones fall apart and the armor on his arm breaks, revealing a black tattoo on red skin}
DEMON CHAOS: Uggh... I feel...human...{grabs head and screams, and the color of his eyes change to blue}
CHAOS: Where am I? Kanjiro? Bell? ughh...Why do I feel so sluggish?
LIGHTNING GUY: OH MY GOD HE TURNED INTO A SLUG
IM A BELL: ...You're finally back. Where is that head ShadowMark? THERE!
1: W-What?!!
IM A BELL: GRAAAAHHH!!!! {becomes 9} You will pay for what you did to Chaos!!!!! I may be a fellow ShasdowMark, but that doesn't mean I can't kill you!!! {teleports to behind 1, digs his zanpakuto into 1's back, drives zanpakuto down, then up through 1's head, slicing 1 in half}
LIGHTNING GUY: I'm unsure of who the bigger psychopath is here.
1: AUGHHHH!!! {fades from existence}
9: Now for the OTHERS!!!! {does the same thing to all of the other ShadowMarks except CP (8) and Chaos (who I think is a ShadowMark [10?])}
{Darkangel appears from nowhere and throws a record ball at Bell}
DARKANGEL: Aah, the sweet smell of Dejá Vú. Bell, you DID erase my mind, but this little record ball helped me refresh my memory a bit. By studing
LIGHTNING GUY: I love to stud.
the fight we made, I remembered that YOU ARE A SHADOWMARK! Now, I will kill you all for mutating Chaos and making us suffer in pain! And I'm inmortal, so you can't kill me! HAHAHAHAHA! {pause; to Chaos} You with me, Chaos?
9: ...{slices Darkangel's memory out}
LIGHTNING GUY: Nothing's impossible when you have a knife!
You suck. {crushes record ball} By the way, idiot, didn't you notice me killing all the other ShadowMarks except 8 (Cow Puncher) and 10 (Chaos). Oh, and, CHAOS WAS FRICKIN' TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!
FUN FACTS(THE BATTEL ISN'T OVER YET): Chaos used to lead the shadowmarks, then quit. He'll never be the 10th member in it. Also...
{HELP CHAOS WIN THE BATTEL AGAINST HIS DEMON! WAKE HIM UP FROM HIS SOUL'S SLUMBER!!!}
LIGHTNING GUY: "Wake him up from his soul's slumber". You should be a poet, you should.
9: Oh. Hmm... {gives Darkangel his memory back} Alright. Wait, who IS 10?!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: WHO IS SLADE
HINT & FUN FACTS: Good question. Who IS 10? Oh, well. Onto the memory-making with Chaos. Then you win, then you get to hear and witness some things you'd never expect.
9: Okay Chaos. You see that thing over there? That's your demon. I'm surprised that even though you gave me something to control my inner demon, you can't con-Waitaminute. Crap. Grr... {rips soul out, gives to Chaos}
LIGHTNING GUY: That was a lot easier than I thought it would be.
Here. You just need to put my soul into the demon. My soul is infused with the demonic pendant, so you will be able to control it.
HINT:Ch..Chaos...Ch-ch-ch-Chaos
LIGHTNING GUY: Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!
is still the demon, you just have to remind him of youse guys, and what happened here, so I guess that doesn't work for jogging his memory, Bell.
9: {bleep}.
LIGHTNING GUY: Swearing isn't necessary, asshole!
Hmm... "I'm here,but I guess no geo....."!
HINT: From when he was kidnapped to now
9: Okay, two things. One; Uhh... "I'm a ShadowMark"? Two; YOU NEED TO FINISH THE BATTEL WITH VINDICATOR!!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: Don't worry. I'm sure it'll happen by the time those jerks at RiffTe—nevermind.
HINT: Just from when he was kidnapped to now, Please!
9: Uhh... Cobra Scythe?
{Chaos seems to get a dangerously small amount of power back inside himself}
LIGHTNING GUY: What a shame.
9: Hmm... How about one from D-angel's battel? "FINAL TECHNIQUE! KAISER DRAGON DEATH!"
{Kaiser Dragon's mentioning jog Chaos' memory of ShadowMarks and makes him remember that he had been kidnapped, and in that same instant, his right arm turns to scales and fly off,
LIGHTNING GUY: Who would've known that Chaos' right arm was a flying reptile?
revealing another red arm}
9: Now, one from 'Jiro's battel. "Ultimate Demon Brother finisher! Sure Death Shot!"
{Kanjiro looks behind him for no reason in particular.}
KANJIRO: Um.. guys... {The shadowmarks rise up from death.} You do realize these guy can't be stopped until chaos is saved for reals and stuff right? No big deal, everyone but Hitsugaya, Kakashi, and Inoue stay with me, while the rest fend off the Shadowmarks.
{Chaos' legpiece breaks off to reveal more red skin}
LIGHTNING GUY: That's why you don't fall asleep in the tanning bed.
{KANJIRO'S TURN!!!REMIND HIM OF THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED THROUGH THE KIDNAPPING}
DARKANGEL: KANJI! GET THIS RECORD BALL TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY A BIT BY STUDYING IT! {Throws a black, indestructable record ball to Kanjiro}
LIGHTNING GUY: I doubt Kanjiro's the kind of guy who likes black balls in his face. And I just realized how wrong that last sentence reads.
DEMON CHAOS: Now, to assure I get what I need to finish these fools off! {points at Kanjiro, who grows a "666" In blood on his chest} Number of The Beast!
{Kanjiro's army turns into blood-red statues, and dissolve away, whiule Kanjiro hits the ground, screaming in pain and losing ALL of his energies.}
Kanjiro: {Coughs up blood} Ugh... How in the hell did you get so *Cough! Cough!* powerful... I must... use... my last... resort! {Kanjiro's body engulfs in flames. Then he rises from the ground, pulls out his swords, and rushes towards Chaos stabbing him in the heart.
LIGHTNING GUY: You engrave numbers into me, I stab you to death. That's how life works.
Kanjiro soaks his hand in the blood of his friend and writes a Japanese character in blood on chaos's head.}
LIGHTNING GUY: I always wanted to die with a foreign letter on my head and some dude playing in my blood.
Forgive me. {Kanjiro places his hand above the character and his hand glows red. Then he clasps his hand and chaos's entire demon form blows up in flames revealing chaos on the ground with heavy burns. Kanjiro drops dead to the ground...}
LIGHTNING GUY: Not forever, not permanently, nothing. This may be the show's first real death.
9: There's no way that could have worked.
{Chaos transforms back to his previous form}
9: Now stick to the rules or I'll kill you. YOU GOT THAT?!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, did you say something?
{Chaos' Impure zanmato returns from the lava and returns to
LIGHTNING GUY: and returns and returns and returns
Demon Chaos' hand.}
DEMON CHAOS: You probably shouldn't have done that.
{Kanjiro picks up 1's spear}
DEMON CHAOS: Hmm?
KANJIRO: {Yelling} WHY!?!
LIGHTNING GUY: An exlamation, then a question, then an exclamation again.
{Send the spear into Demon Chaos' exposed left arm}
DEMON CHAOS: You're running from the truth. You and I both know that there is one unstoppable force on this world. It comes for every person one day, and it's staying for a long while. You and I both know it's death. Yet, through all of this frantic madness, you all forgot one thing; Death happens to all, even me. I may meet my demise, but I have just enough power to ensure you all that I'll last a hefty while.
LIGHTNING GUY: He gets hit by a bus an hour later.
KANJIRO: That's not even close. Why do you keep on getting more powerful? You always seem to escape death, that much is true. But I will never fall. Not until I get my friend back. {sends chakra up the spear, and into Chaos}
DEMON CHAOS: Ahh! Noisome whelp!
LIGHTNING GUY: {shakes head} Russians.
You think I'll give up so easily? {pulls out spear and throws at at 1, who dodges it} If you really want your friend back, then let's assure your victory. {snaps fingers, and Chaos and Kanjiro are atop a mountain} This'll be too easy. Just a swordfight with you and me.
KANJIRO: Fine. {Runs up to Demon Chaos, making a huge explosion. When the smoke clears, Kanjiro Has both of his swords in Chaos'arm} Relase my friend!
LIGHTNING GUY: I'll re-lase when I feel like re-lasing. And I'm not your friend.
{Chaos drops his weapon, and everything reverts to normal.}
LIGHTNING GUY: How it was before? Sure. Normal? Ehhh...
DEMON CHAOS: Thank you. {falls down, slowly turning back into the regular Chaos}
KANJIRO: CHAOS!
{Bell, Kanjiro, Cow Puncher, and Darkangel all head over to Chaos.}
KANJIRO: Chaos? Chaos! Zagnit!
LIGHTNING GUY: {imitating Bill Cosby} Again with the zagnit and the nagzit and pudding pops and all of that.
He's out.
IM A BELL: Luckily, it's just temporary.
LIGHTNING GUY: Yeah, luckily.
KANJIRO: What would you care? You and Cow are traiors!
IM A BELL: Not our fault.
LIGHTNING GUY: Blame it on the boogie.
{Chaos begins charging his Devil's Throne while th others are talking.}
DARKANGEL: Guys! Look!
{Darkangel points to 1, who is
LIGHTNING GUY: Sliced and faded from existance. Anybody remember that?
atop a cliff.}
KANJIRO: I'LL KILL YOU!
CHAOS: Leave that TO ME!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: Us big hams gotta stick together.
{Teleports in front of 1 and clashes with him, making the others down below pass out from the power.}
CHAOS: You're joking! This isn't a third as powerful as you need to be the leader of this guild! Get out of my sight!
1: With pleasure. {teleports}
LIGHTNING GUY: So, the main antagonist of this entire saga, the big baddy who did whatever it took to take down Chaos, pussied out. He pussied out just like that, never to be heard from again. Great work, guys. You really know climax.
KANJIRO: Chaos!?!?! When have you been that powerful?
CHAOS: The truth is...Every time I've thought, I've used point 5 out of a millionth of my true power. If I used ALL of it, You'd be dead. Now, The next problem, converting Cow and Bell!
LIGHTNING GUY: Nobody wants to be Satanist. Deal with it.
But...I suppose that can wait. Till then, let's all take a break.
DARKANGEL AND KANJIRO: AMEN!!!
CHAOS: Well, thanks you guys, anyways. I can't repay you enough.
IM A BELL: {warps in from the future. is wearing gloves} Hello, all y'all. {grabs 9} Sorry. I need this. {teleports away}
LIGHTNING GUY: He won't be missed.
