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AN: fangs to cadeus for helpin me wif da story! BTW preps stop flamin okay!

NAMINE: I don't see any "preps" flaming you

I ran to the nearest bathroom to reapply myself. (I needed a quick change for the occaision)

I washed the current makeup off my face and put a new layer on. I then took my shirt off and put on a GC T-Shirt (if u don't know what i am talking about get out)

NAMINE: Good Charlotte, this is going to be a difficult riff.

and messed my hair up. I then took a bottle of blood out of my jacket and drank it all in one gulp (i am part vampire remember) and I went back out of the bathroom, looking new and goffick!!

After that, I ran like hell to the cantina because I was late enough already. I was greeted by my good friends Luke an Leia. They've been dating for 5 months now (in this they're not related because that would be incest and incest is wrong you sick bastard)

NAMINE: I have to appreciate Lex and Cadeus' standards, even if they don't apply a majority of them into this rendition of Star Wars.

"Hey Alrean, you're just in time to listen to Obi Wan Kenobi speak" said Demen.

Oh yeah I nearly forgot! In this lukes name is demen because demen is a cooler name than luke.

NAMINE: I dig it.

Demen had short black hair an he was also goffik. He became a satanist after darth vader killed his aunt and uncle and then tried to kill him. In his deppression he slit one of his wrists but got stoped by artoo. He waz wering a black jedi rob that had marilin manson on it..

NAMINE: For a minute, I was thinking of Marilyn Monroe; then, I obtained a healthy dose of reality.

he lpoked kind of like chesta benington only shorter.

After waiting for a minute, Obie Wan came onto the stage. He was tall, black (I did this to show that i am not a racist plus there isn't enough black people on star wars) he wasnt a prep or goff but 4 sum reson he supported da prepz more because he had a bad exprience wif goffs (He used to b 1 but no1 took him siriusly becoz he was 2 old)

NAMINE: Vamplians or whatever can probably age to Obi Wan's threshold and still be gothic, but Obi Wan himself can't be goth? What?

"We are getting closer to defeating the evil empire" he said. i wasn't listening to him because i was to busy talkin 2 demen and leia

i supported the empire more but i joned tha rebels becoz they had better pay (mercenary ftfw) plus i waznt all evil just an antihiro

NAMINE: So, "The Empire still sucks" is what I'm understanding.