RiffText/SweetSac/1

note: my firend saw me writing this and agreed 2 help me with my spellin and grammer. Fangs 4 tha help btw Cadeus! (an: thats her btw)

NAMINE: Cadeus? I don't remember Noxigar or Lex having met a Cadeus. But...

{Namine furrows her brow and strokes her chin.}

NAMINE: Nah. Making a Cadeus up just for the sake of it doesn't sound like it'll bode well for anyone. I mean, he is real already, and technically he's Lex's friend without me having to fabricate that.

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NAMINE: Cadeus is probably really good at bowling.

hi my name is Aldrean Black'ness Tourettes Cadeus Jackson

{Namine drools at the awesome name of the protagonist.}

and I have spiky black hair (that's the raison why my nam is black'ness btw) with red tips that look like feathers and emerold green eyes that sparkle like an ocean and i get told that i look lyk a pentagram (an: don't you even dare make me say the "C-R-O-S-S" word)

NAMINE: Looks like he's rather cross.

between freddie mercry, gerard way, and marolin manson. i am a vamplian that means that i am a pentagram between a vampire and an alien (but i still look human btw)

NAMINE: There's a thing called being a humanoid that probably explains why one would still look human despite being an alien. Also, aren't most vampires originally human anyway?

i am also a dark jedi (i am 19 yrs old) and in case you cant tell i am also a goof and i wear only black becaus black is sexy i was also wearng white makup (no im not gay not that theres ne thing rong with that).

I waz in the hoff base and a group of preppy rebals stared at me like I was a freak (witch i am not) but I gave them the middle finger and waked away.

"Hey Aldran!" came a familiar voice. i turnd arond and saw tht it waz Han Solo

"Hey Han what's up" I asked her. (He's a girl now btw)

NAMINE: I imagine this new Han Solo will be less shitty than the original, not that this is a difficult threshold to surpass.

"Not much" she said back

Suddenly, I looked at my watch and saw that I needed to met my friends so i had to go.

I wanted 2 talk 2 her but I couldn't so i said bye and I left

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an: is it any good??

NAMINE: It's not bad. A little short, but given previous things I've read, this isn't the shortest chapter ever.