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I was pleased with Skullbuggies review, and got sort of a Fallout 3. (Branston pickle, but not enough. But hey, it's still branston pickle and wants you've got it you'll be swimming in it 'til your eyes fallout. FALLOUT THREE THAT IS!)

SKULLB: uuuuuurgh stop it you bastard it hurts my brain

Characters

Strong Intelligent

This guy is awesome.

RAIKU: Says who?
CHWOKA: Poorly written, fails to communicate what we're all thinking. Tsk, tsk.
Eleven years of humour and being a Brit have hardened him, turning him
Pokemon? Where?!
into this autistic pile of cool making people laughiness.
RAIKU: Is that a word?
BLUEBRY: There were several words in that sentence, would you mind identifying the one you're referring to?

His two favourite games are Left 4 dead and pass the parcel, his favoutie drink is fanta and his school is Grat secondary school for only people.

RAIKU: What, did you think animals would want to go there?
SKULLB: Did you?

Hiccup

Ah, yes. Hiccup. This gal is pure awesomeness, her pink and green streaks have made her adored by all. She has entered several Pokemon contests with herself, but is not a pokemon. Though SI knows it, Hiccup is smarter than him, cuter than him, has dated several male animals (and at one point, Oreo).

RAIKU: IS SHE A WEIRDO OR A PERV?!?!?!?
SKULLB: I MEAN WHAT THE HELL GUYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oreo

Oreo is Si's REAL pet, though Hiccup hates him for that, though he has a crush on her. SI
yeah, I'm big...I'm strong! I can do it!
adores this cat for being actually loyal, unlike his previous cats. He is the he
RAIKU: What's the he?
BLUEBRY: It's like "the man" except it's in atrocious grammar.

turns demonic and can breathe fire for about seven minutes.

Jontof

Real name: Tom John Toffee. He is Strong Intelligent's elder brother, and a expert on video games. He is scared of cockroaches and chocolate. He is Strong,

RAIKU: captial S strong
SKULLB: What a captial argument you have there boy
BLUEBRY: {reading} The Captials ruled Medieval France from 987...

witty and sarcastic. He listens to emo, so SI lables him as one, despite having more of a social life.

A spider lama

Created after Jontof spent to much time on Xbox live getting attached to his gamertag. Later, he lost a game of halo 3, and got driven inasne, thus believes he's real. Later, an accident in the lab caused everyones minds to mix, thus causing everyone to see and hear, a spider Lama.

Motherbot

Motherbot Is SI's mother and Father at the same time. It's a robot with powers create new people. It is really god, but
Go...to...your.
..room!
doesn't think so and nurtures the only two people it has seen creating. SI and Jontof have no idea who there real mother is, though they meet their father on day trips to the office.

Episodes

BLUEBRY: IT'S LIKE, THERE SHOULD BE PAGES HERE BUT THERE AREN'T ANY!

Other things

BLUEBRY: I like how this is only partially riffed.