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Once upon a time, there was a text fiction. It became really popular quick, and ended quicker.

CHWOKA: Still alive, britches.
SKULLB: WELL WHAT A COINCIDENCE INDEED
BLUEBRY: It's funny because it didn't end.

One of their main actors became inactive, and then

BLUEBRY: They replaced him with two more actors and restarted it months ago.

there was a purge that kept the remaining actor from finding more fanstuff to heckle. So,

BLUEBRY: they went here for bad stuff to heckle.

it's bad off right now. But, one day, a man the same age

BLUEBRY: This is an important plot detail. Make sure to annotate this in your text.

as the remaining actor came and asked to help. Of course, he was declined mostly because the remaining actor never liked him or his ideas.

CHWOKA: Actually, the proof of why I didn't accept you is in the "pudding", figuratively.
NOID: Do the producers some "favors" next time, that's how I make a living.

But, the man never gave up. He wanted to make a spinoff and called the famous Lightning Guy to help him with it, and, of course, he refused, too. Now, the man's name was JCM and he was a bumbling idiot. But, then, Lightning Guy thought of the offer, but he knew that JCM wasn't able to do something like that. So, then, Lightning Guy went to create the thing on his own and calls it

SKULLB: AWFUL
RIFFTEXT

This thing is completely based off of RiffTrax, except for the fact that there isn't a separate version, but that would just be painful and confusing since there's not an automatic synchronizer like RiffTrax.

Sign up to be a guest riffer

Now, Lightning Guy will, willingly or not, work with any user that signs up. Be sure to read this and be at least a little bit humorous and cynical or you can say sayōnara to RiffText. But, unless you are also on MFT3K or real good, you can only guest riff on one episode.

BLUEBRY: I expect several guest appearances then.
  • Skully B. - Why not? I've seen MST3K enough to know how it works.
SKULLB: I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  • Sephiroth - I've only seen MST3K Once, but I am expert at being a jerk, and criticizing!
SKULLB: Two of life's most useful skills.
  • Xenophunk - don't have a reason, but I need something to keep me here
NOID: So close.
  • Lemon - I saw MST3K once, but I like to make fun of people for having the worst fanstuff. Ever.
SKULLB: oh sweet irony i drink you like nectar
  • Im a bell - Big fan of MST3K, do I obviously know how it works.
NOID: Do you?
NACHOMAN: Do I obviously know how punctuation works.
SKULLB: I'm a big fan grammar myself.
NOID: I good write good
  • Bluebry - Sure, I can claim to see MST3K and know how it works.
  • NachoMan - i saw one episode a few years ago and i can grasp the concept of pretending to be funny
NACHOMAN: Oh, you poor poor imbecile.
  • Ninjaduck - I get the gist of how to riff, I think it would be fun.
SKULLB: YOU THOUGHT WRONG YOU POOR MAN
CHWOKA: IT IS QUITE A DEAL OF WORK EVERY DAY I LOG ON AND HEAVE A SIGH ABOUT MY COWORKERS AND THE FANSTUFF I HAVE TO READ

RiffText On Demand

NACHOMAN: I want my riffs and I want them NOW, DAMMIT.

Adventures of Yobnaf
Currently Untitled (with Sykuino)
Dangerous Quest (with Lemon)
The Death of Bell (with Skully B. and Ninjaduck)

iRiffs

Now you can control the riffs! Unlike others, these can be humorous and serious.

BLUEBRY: Serious riff? I SMELL AN OSCAR
CHWOKA: Actually, Bluebry, "Serious" riffs are informative ones, going into behind-the-scenes details and trivia. Essentially, a commentary track, and we all know how dreadful those things are.
SKULLB: Especially when said commentators don't know anything about commentating and are as boring as hell.

To add an iRiff, put it below the line. You can also choose to do it with someone else, but it's probably a good idea to get permission from them first.


Ryan

Raiku

Lemon

NACHOMAN: Watch in horror as I try to write something funny without any type of comic foil!