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Major

Winnie the Pooh

LEMON: ... This makes this break 1.6. A LOT.
LIGHTNING GUY: Explain why I shouldn't call everyone and have you sued and ridiculed out of existence?

BLUEBRY: He is soiling the good name of Disney Corp.

He'll kill you.

LIGHTNING GUY: Is that your reason?

CHWOKA: Reason for the season?

The Pope

LIGHTNING GUY: That thing makes lolcats look good.

CHWOKA: It is a LOLcat.

LEMON: You see what I meant?

Happycat was next in line.

LEMON: For going down.

BLUEBRY: MEET ME IN DA CLUUUUUUB. 'S GOING DOWN. MEET ME AT DA MAAAAALL

Axel Steel

RAWK!

LIGHTNING GUY: Spelling "rock" wrong does not make the image cooler.

BLUEBRY: it makes it metal \m/

In fact, it does the exact opposite.

Alien Meowth

LIGHTNING GUY: That is the second or third most ungodly thing I've ever seen.

SKULLB: The first being the iRiffs?

OWEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ooooooooooooooooooooooo!

LEMON: Are you hurt? Well, I sure am hurt.

Minor

The Reverend Horton Heat

LEMON: OH MY GOSH NO.

SKULLB: Gosh n' golly, Batman!

IT'S A PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!!!

LEMON: Saying this still isn't cool.