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These are the slaves

SYLAR: I thought they were characters?

characters.

Liame

He is 21

SYLAR: I think you are lying to be able to drink.

and likes to party.

He is a wizard that is good at fire spells.

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, could he burn himself to a crisp? That would be comedy.

BLUEBRY: Burning yourself is never funny.

He also killed a giant lion in one hit

LIGHTNING GUY: Mother! Mother! I killed a kitty!

BLUEBRY: ...what

SYLAR: Not Mr. Funnycat!

Other Forms

• Email-man (When he drinks lava, he forms E-mail-man)

LIGHTNING GUY: That's enough Weebl and Bob references for one day. Also, don't you know that lava is bad for you?

CHWOKA: They should call him "Verbose Thunder". I mean, couldn't he just say "I think you've used up your Weebl quota," which is still erring on the side of geeky, or maybe "PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOT!"? Two acceptable riffs by themselves, but when combined, it forms the Anti-Reese's. Or you could do both by, say splitting up the text, which you seem particularly averse to.

Negative

It is a no-aged shape shifter. It can take place of anybody.

LIGHTNING GUY: It can take place of anybody? That makes absolutely no sense.

BLUEBRY: {takes place of Lightning Guy} WHO'S THE BRITCHES NOW?

Sarette

She is dimwitted at times, but actually very smart.

LIGHTNING GUY: Who told her that? Her dimwitted parents?

She can build useful things out of junk, but it's never actually been explained how. (Don't ask. It's like Strong Bad and the boxing gloves.)

LIGHTNING GUY: No, Strong Bad and boxing gloves is funny.

She is normally very friendly, but has one little quirk. When she takes hard blows to the head, she becomes insane, and often runs on walls and celings.

LIGHTNING GUY: {singing} Sarette-man, Sarette-man, does whatever a psychopath can.

Kirbychu HR'D

A 14 year old, insane Kirby/Pikachu mix. He's very smart,he's an inventor, and he as all the powers of Kirby and Pikachu. He can also use magic.

LIGHTNING GUY: What's with everyone and magic? Is it just an excuse to be a Mary Sue all the time?

BLUEBRY: It is the CAUSE. There is no excuse for a mary sue ever.

Zoo977

A crazy 10 year old kid with too big of an imagination. He eats orange and purple anything.

LIGHTNING GUY: Ooh, save a grape and an orange for me! Wait, no. I don't know where your hands have been.

He is hyperactive, and loves to fill pools with sand and dive in.

LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, look at that idiot swimming in a sandbox!

BLUEBRY: Jump in, it'll be a perfect match.

He enjoys his as evil as can be dastardly evil fuzzle, arron.

LIGHTNING GUY: Fuzzle. That sounds like a frightening species.

BLUEBRY: Well neither did "bobcat" at the time...

He carries him in his backpack. He also likes to play his flute in emergencies for no reason.

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, when there's something dangerous happening, and you have a flute right there, who can resist?

Raiku

LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, what? Isn't that guy right next to me?

CHWOKA: No, the guy next to you is Sylar.

He's a Smart and funny 11 Year old. He is the comic relif and the funny one.

CHWOKA: Comic relief...in a comedy series. Yes. that's exactly what we need, throw it in!

He likes to eat ice cream.

LIGHTNING GUY: Sorry, I'm still recovering from the fact that I've been duped into working with the enemy.
SYLAR: Actully, they are the ones who are duped.

CHWOKA: What would have been really funny is if he tried to explain himself for, like, 2 or 3 paragraphs, and utterly failing. This is the only time when being verbose is acceptable - when the verbosity is the joke, or you need to explain something. Instead, you have half a line that confuses the viewer and is never explained.