RiffText/RiffText/Adventures of Yobnaf/Yobnaf's House

You start at the kitchen. The goal is the bathroom, at the back of the house.

LIGHTNING GUY: OK. Why am I in the kitchen and why do I want to go to the bathroom?

BLUEBRY: CAUSE YOU GOTTA GO POTTY

Is there some kind of instruction manual? Oh, no, wait. This is too cool for an instruction manual, right?

BOSS: mom s'Fanboy

LIGHTNING GUY: Mom. S'Fanboy.

SKULLB: "Yeah. S'Fanboy. You got the hot uncensored fansubs?"

This sounds like a scary enemy.

Cutscene

{Yobnof wakes up in his room}

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, where would he wake up?

CHWOKA: Well, frnakly, you need to describe the scene.
SKULLB: If Mr. "Yobnof" is anything like me he probably wakes up in a gutter somewhere.

On the roof?

BLUEBRY: Atlantic city <.<

YOBNAF: Pie is good

SKULLB: You know what else is good Punctuation

LIGHTNING GUY: OK, so, he just wakes up and the first thing he thinks is that pie is good. That's not completely random and unnecessary

SKULLB: I think I almost agreed with him on this one.

{He walks to the kitchen and makes toast}

LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, I thought he wanted pie. So when he said "pie", he actually meant "toast" or did he just say that out of thin air with no meaning to what happens next whatsoever?

SKULLB: A TOAST TO THIS WONDERFUL RIFFING

Yep, this game is coming off to bad start. At least we now know why we're in a kitchen.

YOBNAF: All toasters toast toast! I need to stop watching YTP man... </blockquote>

LIGHTNING GUY: OK, who are you talking to? The amazing talking weasel from outer space? And you're actually referencing YouTube Poop? If this was a real game, you'd be sued to the ground! And then kicked in the face by me!

CHWOKA: I'm pretty sure nobody holds the rights to YouTube Poop.

{A ship crashes into the wall. Aliens step out. They zap him, giving him powers}

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, is this a common thing for fanboY? Or for anyone, really? No, wait, this is a video game, you have to be as far away from reality as possible for it to be good!

BLUEBRY: I agree. Let's make Real Life: The Game. DON'T SPEED OR YOU GET POINTS DOCKED!!!
SKULLB: jesus christ lightning guy quit bitching about semantics and be funny for god's sake

YOBNAF: I feel weird. I now will eat toast!

LIGHTNING GUY: Of course you will. You see an alien crash into your wall, zap you, you feel weird, and the first thing you do is eat toast! And, oh, look, there's nothing else. This cutscene ended with a nice cliffhanger, don't you think?

SKULLB: I'm on the edge of my seat as we speak.