RiffText/RiffText/Adventures of Yobnaf/The Concert

This starts at a Green Day concert's parking lot. The goal is Backstage

LIGHTNING GUY: What the heck is Green Day?

BLUEBRY: Is it anything like Red Dawn?

Is that some kind of an environmental thingy? And why would they have a concert? So they can sing about the beauty of plants?

CHWOKA: Effing hell, man, you know this one. Feigning stupidity is not funny.

BOSS:Draugydob

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, this one sounds more fierce than the lest one.

BLUEBRY: LEST ONE BE FORGOTTEN

UNLOCKED POWER: Flying

LIGHTNING GUY: {singing} I believe I can {stops} Oh, give me a break.

Cutscene

{It

CHWOKA: The clown!?

is at a Green Day concert. There are screaming fans.}

LIGHTNING GUY: So, simple, yet, so unimaginable. Probably the screaming fans part.

BLUEBRY: Because fans NEVER scream at a rock convert.

YOBNAF:WOO!

{Yobnaf gets on stage. A man throws him off. When he is thrown off, he starts flying.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, what kind of idiot would do something like that? Just crawl on the stage while there are people singing on it? He's lucky he wasn't shot then given a restraining order.

YOBNAF: The aliens did well! I could fly! Oh no! The parking lot!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, now you know what the aliens did. About dang time. And, seriously, are you some kind of exclamation maniac? It's just a freaking parking lot.

BLUEBRY: Dude, did you not hear him? This is THE parking lot, man.
CHWOKA: Combine that with the fact that he's falling towards at it, approaching terminal velocity, I'd say now is not the time to mock his screaming.

{Lands on the concrete}

YOBNAF: Uhhhh... Ow!

LIGHTNING GUY: Uhhhh...are you hurt or something?

BLUEBRY: Well I'm no doctor, but...

Or were you not able to scream in pain because of all that idiot drool in your mouth? So, this was another short cutscene. With another unsatisfying cliffhanger. I hope this doesn't become a habit or I'll have to kill myself.