RiffText/RTOD/Bling Emails/Bubbles

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BLING: Email...

GRUNDY: Email...

1-UP: Pudding...

LIGHTNING GUY: He does like pudding.

BLING & GRUNDY: EMAIL!!!!

1-UP:{Simultaneously} PUDDING!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: I regret this already.

Bubbles!

Dear Blingy

Do you like blowing bubbles?
From

The Lucario named Lucas Aura

BLING:{typing} Yeah, I like blowing bubbles! But, I do other things with bubbles!

{Bling blows a bubble in 1-up's eyes}

1-UP: AHH!!! MY EYES!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: That's a bit violent for children's animation.

NOXIGAR: How is blowing a bubble into someone's eyes and them recoiling from acidic damage violent?

BLING & GRUNDY: HAHAHA!!!!!

{cut to a table with a bowl of pudding (a bubble painted brown). 1-up sits down and the bubble pops}

1-UP: AHH!!! MY PUDDING!!!

BLING & GRUNDY: HAHAHA!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, I get it now.

{cut back to the computer room}

GRUNDY: Wow. We're pretty mean to 1-up.

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, when you say it like that...

BLING: I don't know what you're talking about!

{bling throws hot coffee into 1-up}

LIGHTNING GUY: So he forced it down 1-Up's throat? Dang.

1-UP: AHH!!! MY... ME!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: It wasn't his throat Bling put the coffee in through, wasn't it?

BLING & GRUNDY: HAHAHA!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, this is getting pretty edgy.

1-UP: I don't like you!

BLING: So?

1-UP: Grrr... Im a bell!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: When you call to someone in Japan, they easily hear you.

BLING: ...WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{bling runs away crying}

GRUNDY: ...What the {bleep} is wrong with you?

LIGHTNING GUY: What the {bleep} is wrong with this dialogue?

NAMINE: The fact it's getting bleeped at all.

1-UP: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!

GRUNDY: Well... So what if we {bleep}ing harm your eyes, break your pudding and burn your skin? It's a {bleep}ing joke! WHY IN THE {bleep} WOULD YOU MAKE BLING CRY IF IT WAS A JOKE?!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Whoa, this chick's a pottymouth.

1-UP:{scared} I-I didn't know it was a joke!

GRUNDY:{sarcastic} Oh sure! {serious, very angry} THAT'S IT! NO MORE

LIGHTNING GUY: SOUP

PUDDING FOR YOU!!!!!!!

1-UP: No... PUDDING?!!! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

{1-up runs away crying}

GRUNDY: Okay, Grundy. Xalm down.

LIGHTNING GUY: For Xhrist's sake.

NAMINE: Yeezus Xhrist.

Ahem. {typing} So anyway, harming 1-up is fun. Wait, what was your question?

{the paper comes down}