(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/who
Chwoka
Chwoka is the co-creator of MFT3K, along with The Mu. His riffs rely on either abusing ambiguity of words, inserting things where none previously were, references to things nobody's heard of but he, and sometimes just plain old off-the-wall weird.
Skub
Skub gets to bold his name because he's the best one. Skub's riffing style varies--usually he just makes jokes at the author's expense or the character's expense, relying solely on their negative traits because he's a big dumb bully. Sometimes he gets very mad and starts yelling and that's when you have to go back to your room.
Bluebry
born in 1993 in seoul, south korea, bluebry moved to TEXAS back in 2002 and has sadly never left. his hobbies include driving bmws and chik-fil-a
NachoMan
<Chwoka> hey nachoman wanna write for mft <NachoMe> sure <Chwoka> cool beans
NachoMan is decent I guess and is just like "aw man this guy is a pretty bad writer that's the joke". there's nothing wrong with salad but if you eat too much you'll get a tummyache
Dinoshaur
Dinoshaur just wants you to know that Limerick is an awful place.
you'll probably get hurt
TheCheese
can i be in this