RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Samtheman.egg

Opening Comments

SKUB: Good Lord. It feels like it's been forever!

CHWOKA: Time is an illusion. Merely the observation of the slowly dying.

SKUB: Chwoka do not start this or I swear. I swear I am turning this car around.

CHWOKA: Submitted for your approval, four men, each without the power to make their own mettle without resorting to feeding off of others. Little do they know, that's all about to change...

SKUB: Don't say it!

CHWOKA: ...in the twilight zone.

SKUB: Kill me. Kill me forever.

BLUEBRY: Kill you softly?

SKUB: Kill me hard.

BLUEBRY: So you want me to hardly kill you?

NACHOMAN: This conversation is awful nihilistic.

Samtheman.egg

Welcome to Samtheman.egg, WUW Version.

History

SKUB: Wake me up at the end of the period guys

On July 26, 2007 Sam The Man joined the wiki. He decided to make an email show about himself as the main character. He viewed the guidelines and started one.

BLUEBRY: viewed. not read but viewed

The topic of the Email Tryout and now email was based on his favorite sport, baseball. The Tryout was successful, receiving no votes to decline.

SKUB: Mostly because nobody had seen or cared about the Email Tryout.

After about a year, a huge Purge called the Great Fanstuff Purge of 2008 swept away everything, leaving the best fanstuff on the new browser. Sametheman.egg was not on the list,

SKUB: And I wonder why.

and was restarted here on the WUW (along with most Wiki User Email shows).

Emails

Season 1: Born To Check Emails

1 long john sam
2 rival

SKUB: We only have to look at one of them? That's actually a relief.

Bonus and NQE

1 1/2 number

> Click here to e-mail Sam the Man

> Click here to also e-mail Sam the Man in his inbox

Characters

With so many characters in Samtheman.egg, we have to have a page for them!

SKUB: Oh, well that's good. Wouldn't want to miss out on the complex backstory of "Harold"

Major Characters

• Sam The Man
• Blue Cheat
• Serious Bad

SKUB: How apt.

• Harold
• Kendall
• Strong Bad
• Homestar Runner
• Drive-Thru Whale

Minor Characters

• The HR Gang
• Dark

SKUB: What, was "Shadow" or "Chaos" taken?
BLUEBRY: they were too unoriginal or something i guess

• Joe the Foe

Places

There are many places in Samtheman.egg, so we have to list them.

SKUB: You do not. You really do not.

Places

• Sam The Man's House
• Sam The Man's Room

BLUEBRY: is his room not in his house

• Downtown FCUSA
• Harold's Sports Park
• Wayward Hill
• Kendal's Coffee Shop
• Blubbo's Incorporation
• All of the HR Places

SKUB: You said you'd list them all! What a cop-out.

Scroll Button Songs

Song	Emails
"Scrolling like you've never seen. You wish had those scroll buttons. But you can't have them, there already mine. {evil laugh}. I mean, go scroll buttons.	long john sam - ???

SKUB: That's a song. That's a hit single.

Extras

Also check this out!

BLUEBRY: okay

• Emails by Length
• Email by Rating
• Quiz
• Ask Questions
• Give Gifts

SKUB: Lists basically rule, guys.