(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Raiku Email
Host Segment 1
{Open up to the main room. Chwoka, Bluebry, and SkullB are doing nothing in particular. The curtains open, revealing Dr. Brainfreeze and Assistant, who is now wearing a lab coat and goggles.}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Gentlemen, I'm sure you are well-aware of the loathsome quality of Bell Quest, but today we're giving you a...less sophisticated sort of suck. One that beats you over the head with the blunt end of bad.
ASSISTANT: It's called "Raiku Email". It's a fun-filled trip through the innermost recesses of suck.
CHWOKA: Sounds pretty bad.
DR. BRAINFREEZE: And that's just the short! After that, we have a feature-length film called "Green Grass and High Tides Forever".
SKULLB: Oh God.
ASSISTANT: I know George Burns would be a refreshing distraction, but we don't show good films here.
{Dr. Brainfreeze slaps Assistant}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: Just send them the movie.
{The blue light begins flashing}
CHWOKA: WOAH NO {picks up Skullbuggy and runs into the theater}
SHORT
{Chwoka sets down Skullbuggy, then sits down. Bluebry sits down}
CHWOKA: Well of course i is less than three.
SKULLB: Wait, why's Proto Man here? And why did somebody puke all over his helmet?
REMAILSCHWOKA: Re: Re: Re: Look at these funny cat pictures I found on the internet!
