RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Bell Quest/6

{Fade in. The gang settles in.}

DEMON BELL: What?

CHWOKA: what
BLUEBRY: in the butt

H44WP: The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.

CHWOKA: Mario?
SKULLB: Joe the Plumber? Is he here today?

DEMON BELL: Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!

SKULLB: Saves me some work. ... Oh, you mean the other idiots. Sorry, my bad.

H44WP: What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!

CHWOKA: Why not just eat the pie you're holding?

DEMON BELL:{weirded out} Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... {whispers into H44WP's ear}

BLUEBRY: DON'T GET NEAR HIM, HE'LL EAT YOU

H44WP: You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?

DEMON BELL: Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!

CHWOKA: Captain Obvious is a cannibal? That doesn't seem too obvious.

H44WP: "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?

DEMON BELL: Yes. Yes I am.

{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd

SKULLB: Every misspelling and grammatical error leaves me a bit more hollow.
CHWOKA: You're a robot. That's already pretty hollow.

everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}

BELLSON: I think I got them all.

ANOTHER BELLSON: Yeah.

IM A BELL: Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.

SKULLB: NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}

BLUEBRY: On sale at Party City!

GIANT RAT: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHWOKA: Bell takes such liberties with language. it is inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}

BADSTAR: So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out

CHWOKA: I can back up and out and in and out and in and out, ifyouknowwhatImean.

of this pit?

HOMESCHOOL: Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.

BLUEBRY: Because these things are readily available.
SKULLB: And again with the ANIME

{Two hours later}

HOMESCHOOL: Okay, here's my invention. The Climing

SKULLB: ARE YOU GOING TO CLIM THE SPOOK CLIFF?

Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!

CHWOKA: Climb out the statue? What is that even supposed to mean

IM A BELL: What did you need the tea for?

HOMESCHOOL: I like tea!

BELLSON: Well, lets go.

CHWOKA: Now with twice the let!

{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}

IM A BELL: I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden.

SKULLB: "That's only a continent away from Japan! *droolz*"

Hey, look, we're in an ocean!

CHWOKA: ...because oceans can be found in caves near completely dry SPOOK CLIFFs.

Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!

CHWOKA: Is it a bad thing that I'm feeling pity for the water for even TOUCHING Bell?
SKULLB: Bell has never touched water, so you probably should.

{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water. Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}

BELLSON: Well, at least things can't get any worse.

SKULLB: Oh God this is a sign it will get worse

{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}

IM A BELL: Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...

CHWOKA: What is he implying here? That Bellson is worthless as a person?
SKULLB: Is he implying Bellson is a person?

BADSTAR: Quick, up the stairs!

CHWOKA: Wait stairs what stairs in a cave or what or are we in a hole and what happened to the climbing-out-statue
SKULLB: They died with Homeschool.

{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}

IM A BELL: Ahh!!! Run!!!

{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first,

BLUEBRY: WHO THE HELL IS EBENEEZER WE ARE ON THE SIXTH CHAPTER AND I DON'T THINK HE'S EVEN SPOKEN
SKULLB: Bah, humbug with minor characters.

Im a bell knock him off the stairs}

SKULLB: Nothing says loving like good old homicide.

IM A BELL: ... YAYS!

{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}

{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}

ANGEL: Save your friends!

DEVIL: No, stay up here and live!

{Im a bell eats the angel}

BLUEBRY: What is with this fic and cannibalism?
SKULLB: If this is going to be a vore fic so help me god

IM A BELL: Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!

{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}

SKULLB Whatever happened to punctuation

{The water reaches the floor}

BADSTAR: Quick! Into that elevator!

{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}

IM A BELL: This your floor?

RAT:{annoyed} Scre-ee!

{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}

{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}

BADSTAR: Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!

BELLSON: I'll save us! {Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}

IM A BELL: Erm... is that even possible?!!!!!

BLUEBRY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. My. God. Badstar,

SKULLB: "would you look at her butt?" If only Sir Mix-a-lot could salvage this fic.

how can we all fit in this elevator?

BADSTAR: Uh-oh.

IM A BELL: Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

{Cut to Bellsons arms

SKULLB: Are there still two of them?

pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}

FEMALE VOICE: We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!

BLUEBRY: I call plagiarism.

IM A BELL: Who is that?

{I Am Acidgrrl appears}

BLUEBRY: Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.

IM A BELL: Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?

I AM ACIDGRRL: Both!

IM A BELL: I'm not THAT redneck! I'm only half!

BELLSON: Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? {See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}

ACIDGRRL: Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters.

BLUEBRY: FORESHADOWING
SKULLB: Bell is the master of subtlety.

Are you busy?

IM A BELL: Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?

BELLSON: Weellll... I'm full redneck, so I don't care! {Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}

IM A BELL: Acidgrrl, at least you still keep your dignity, right?

ACIDGRRL: No. {kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}

CHWOKA: Theo only thing I will ever need is MORE POWER.

BELLSON V2: Cool! {spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}

SKULLB: Man, all he'll see for weeks are just purple lions.

VEGEROT: MY EYES!!!!!!!

CHWOKA: MEIN EYES!

BADSTAR: I'm offically weirded out.

BLUEBRY: "I'm offically the loser of the spelling bee."
CHWOKA: When he says officially, he means officially. He had to write out some forms in triplicate.

IM A BELL: Hey, two more elevators.

CHWOKA: This is like that game with the guy. What was that called?

Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.

BADSTAR: Thank you.

IM A BELL: No, thank you for stopping being a penguin!

BLUEBRY: Oh god, double gerunds.

EBENEEZER: HI!

BLUEBRY: FINALLY

IM A BELL: Uhh... How did you get here?!!! {pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator} Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!

CHWOKA: People talk like this all the time.

{Two elevators stop.

CHWOKA: Not the elevators our {ahem} heroes are in, but elevators nonetheless!

Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}

CHWOKA: Doesn't "everybody include Bellson? Do we have 2 Bellsons again? Is Bellson not a body?

BELLSON: Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating,

SKULLB: "I don't know why! I think it might have been my wolf shirt!"

so we decided to just be friends.

<!--Sorry! I did'nt like the pairing.-->

CHWOKA: Jst because the text is invisible, doesn't mean you can get away with this
SKULLB: The best part is that he was setting it up for slash fiction OH SWEET JESUS THIS CANT GET ANY DAMN WORSE

{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}

H44WP: Okay... So what's our next plan?

DEMON BELL: Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!

SKULLB: He's assuming they know how to breathe. Which I highly doubt.

H44WP: Good plan!

DEMON BELL: Crap, they are almost here!

{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}

H44WP: O-ow!

DEMON BELL: Quick! Tie him up!

CHWOKA: And do it fastly!

{Bellson ties H44WP up}

BELLSON: This okay?

CHWOKA: Oh, how witty and heroic!
SKULLB: Haha, except it's neither and we're all dead inside.

DEMON BELL: Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.

BELLSON: Can do!

{Bellson ties himself up}

IM A BELL:{to Acidgrrl} I think you also melted his brain.

BLUEBRY: Actually, what an acid does is just merely dissolve substances. It merely breaks them apart. Melting would require heat.

ACIDGRRL: This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. {Voips away.}

END OF CHAPTER 6!!!

SKULLB: END OF DAYS