RiffText/MFT3K/who

Chwoka

Chwoka is the co-creator of MFT3K, along with The Mu. His riffs rely on either abusing ambiguity of words, inserting things where none previously were, references to things nobody's heard of but he, and sometimes just plain old off-the-wall weird.

NOXIGAR: Except, y'know, he fails at all of these techniques pretty badly.

Skub

Skub gets to bold his name because he's the best one.

NOXIGAR: Damn straight sucka

Skub's riffing style varies--usually he just makes jokes at the author's expense or the character's expense, relying solely on their negative traits because he's a big dumb bully. Sometimes he gets very mad and starts yelling and that's when you have to go back to your room.

NOXIGAR: You forgot to mention "was in an ambiguous relationship with Chwoka, which as a result caused a switch of riff quirks partway through Season 3."

Bluebry

bluby has sensual blue eyes and enjoys driving bmws. when he is not in college he enjoys being a spoiled middle-upper class-kid and ""people watching""

he considers the c-class to be a "poor's merc" and is definitely an s-class-or-nothing-man.

he smokes cigars but only when he doesnt have to buy them

NOXIGAR: None of this is interesting.

NachoMan

<Chwoka> hey nachoman wanna write for mft <NachoMe> sure <Chwoka> cool beans

NOXIGAR: That took care of "how did NachoMan get into this mess?"

NachoMan is decent I guess and is just like "aw man this guy is a pretty bad writer that's the joke". there's nothing wrong with salad but if you eat too much you'll get a tummyache

NOXIGAR: So no actual modus operandi with riffing?

Dinoshaur

Dinoshaur just wants you to know that Limerick is an awful place.

you'll probably get hurt

Brooksie

can i be in this

NOXIGAR: Hm, wonder what could have been of MFT3K if Brooks and Dinoshaur did more riffs.