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{Fade in. Chwoka is covered with bullet wounds.}
CHWOKA: I give up.
NOXIGAR: YES! YES!
SKULLB: I thought you had already?
CHWOKA: Past being funny, past being angry, past everything. It's just not worth it any more. How long has it been?!
BLUEBRY: Assuming each episode lasts 30 minutes...
SKULLB: Yes, as a normal TV show might.
BLUEBRY: And at 28 episodes...
SKULLB: 840 minutes.
BLUEBRY: Divide that, and you get 14 hours.
CHWOKA: 14 hours. 14 hours is almost an entire day.
{Dr. Brainfreeze and Assistant walk up.}
DR. BRAINFREEZE: So, you've given up hope?
CHWOKA: Yes. I'm not even sure SkullB has any more reserves of angry left.
ASSISTANT: Perfect!
DR. BRAINFREEZE: No, no, Assistant; the dang thing takes too long. It's a failure.
NOXIGAR: Dr. Forrester never said "dang". Ever.
CHWOKA: So we get to stop now?
DR. BRAINFREEZE: No, you have to finish it out.
{Terse pause. All of the cast members jump Dr. Brainfreeze.}
NOXIGAR: Kill him, then yourselves thereafter. Smart move.